(Potentially the real) eggman777's self-immolation via Kiwi Farms - The latest in failed personal army requests.

[TenMilesWide]

So there's gonna be an effortpost in the easy-to-track usernames thread soon? Neat, looking forward to it.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Where do they get the idea that they can just request people to be doxed/trolled in KF?

Probably the poorly-researched/outright fabricated hit pieces appearing every other month.

 

[RACISM]

im having some trouble figuring out how some idiot who has a youtube meme account and a bunch of porn accounts crossed swords with a polish guy who thinks the world is ending soon

Coomer gets mad at Christian who probably told them to stop being a coomer.

 

[Book Thief]

So there's gonna be an effortpost in the easy-to-track usernames thread soon? Neat, looking forward to it.

I did find a Twitter under this name, but no confirmation that it's our newfag here.

EDIT: There's also a user under this name on Rule 34 Pahael here (NSFW, obviously!). Seems he really likes the character "Skelly" (SFW) from something called "Monster Girl Gamu."

 

[break these cuffs]

Where do they get the idea that they can just request people to be doxed/trolled in KF?

All the MSM and social media discourse that say all we do is doxXx people and troll them to death.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Where do they get the idea that they can just request people to be doxed/trolled in KF?

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Kiwifarms. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physiology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Null's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Sonichu literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the autistic capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about not tipping the cow. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwifarms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Null's existential catchphrase "There's no cheese like CheeseWiz™," which itself is a cryptic reference to Velveeta's epic Pasteurized Process. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as AnOminous's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kiwifarms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the cows' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

What's the average timeframe from a dipshit joining the farms to raise up an army to realizing they've made a horrible mistake they can't take back?

 

[Carpenter Trout]

Where do they get the idea that they can just request people to be doxed/trolled in KF?

I think they do from clickbait titles by fake journals like Cucktaku and from half-assed youtube videos talking about the kiwi farms forums.

doxXx

We Vin Diesel them to death?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295701/

 

[TyrasGuard]

What's the average timeframe from a dipshit joining the farms to raise up an army to realizing they've made a horrible mistake they can't take back?

Pretty sure after the first couple of responses

 

[Rotollo 2]

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This better be a fucking jest, nigger.

OP when he tries to have a goon session

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

I did find a Twitter under this name, but no confirmation that it's our newfag here.

EDIT: There's also a user under this name on Rule 34 Pahael here (NSFW, obviously!). Seems he really likes the character "Skelly" (SFW) from something called "Monster Girl Gamu."

why does a skeleton have tits

 

[Sky King]

You'll have to share more personal information about yourself before we dig into it.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

This happens every god damn time some sperg tries to make a personal army request.
>retard joins exclusively to make a thread
>use the same username on every site instead of a disposable/inconspicuous username
>the guy he makes a PA thread on is rather mundane and boring

 

[KittyGremlin]

What do, Kiwibros, he asked so nicely.

 

[NepNepuNep]

Service Denied.

 

[sanguiduct]

Could our OP be this Nick Ivanov fellow? We already know he must be slavic considering the object of his personal army request speaks Polish...

 

[Something Awful]

Ever consider that OP is actually the Polish preacher making a personal army request targeting eggman777?

 

[888Flux]

You are giving us 777s a bad name. Cease and desist immediately.

 

[eatler]

I think you got the wrong website buddy, the real personal army/doxing website is actually Onion Farms, we’re just the copy cats. be sure to put it right on Kengles profile.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Ever consider that OP is actually the Polish preacher making a personal army request targeting eggman777?

It doesn't seem like how older preacher types normally go after people. Seems much more inline with a pornbrained internet addict.