Spunt's helpful guide to Britain for fat Americans - Learn about Anglos so you can hate them better

[AnOminous]

nah they traced the yorkshire ripper letters and by extension the tape to a local guy by dna. maybe i don't get the Savile connection, but ther than him working with sound, what's the link there?

I haven't analyzed the evidence, but like I said I wouldn't be surprised if even worse stuff is out there. He engaged in necrophilia, which is one very small step from being a sexually motivated serial killer.

 

[Migraine Box]

I truly wish there was a way to "fix" the UK and it's peoples without essentially just nuking it. Britain is (unfortunately) a nexus point for several of my autistic hobbies (vintage computers and railway history/preservation) and it's fucking depressing seeing how much of a spiraling shithole everything over there has become. Been a wonderful thread, Spunt. Hope you manage to escape before it all goes tits up.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Just spent an hour reading up on this thread. Spunt, you truly have a way of words. (Now, I know that your Lowtax OP is proof alone of your writing skills, but wow. I was seriously impressed by your long explanation of how the UK is fundamentally fucked.) No wonder the UK was voted the second most miserable place on Earth.

As an American, while I am saddened to see the UK go out like this, I have nothing but respect for your decision to take care of your family and then leave. Clear seas and safe travels, and may you find somewhere that better suits your lifestyle. I've bookmarked this thread because you've made an absolutely fantastic OP, and it's this kind of stuff that I really enjoy looking at in the future.

 

[teriyakiburns]

No wonder the UK was voted the second most miserable place on Earth.

Just a point of order: it wasn't voted. It was assigned by a highly biased "study" that people here only take at face value because it fits their prejudices. There are more reliable alternatives. (The article is about Argentina, but it shows hanke's full list and explains his methodology, unlike the other one).

 

[AnOminous]

Just a point of order: it wasn't voted. It was assigned by a highly biased "study" that people here only take at face value because it fits their prejudices. There are more reliable alternatives. (The article is about Argentina, but it shows hanke's full list and explains his methodology, unlike the other one).

I KNOW it's bullshit.

But I believe it anyway.

 

[Ser Prize]

Man reading this thread was amazing. If not all for all the hilarious racism and naughty words I'd even suggest publishing it as a book.

It's really interesting/depressing to see how Canada and it's mother nation are in such similar states.

 

[Misericordia]

The Union Jack is one of the greatest symbols ever designed. I look forward to the day they outlaw it in Britain as a hate symbol so I can fly it as a political statement in America.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

The Union Jack is one of the greatest symbols ever designed. I look forward to the day they outlaw it in Britain as a hate symbol so I can fly it as a political statement in America.

Half way there my friend

 

[Kier Starmer]

This thread is wonderful my partner is American and I'm a nurse practitioner so obviously we can emigrate easier thank god. We're going to Australia, just nursing practices in the USA are so unfriendly to the employee sadly. It sucks because the UK is my home but the wallpaper is falling apart and the exterior is exposed. I have no belief in the political parties at all.

However, my fave meme as of late is Kate Middleton is missing but I think that there is a royal divorce coming. Charles looks awful and the cancer has spread.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Half way there my friend

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Setting up those fag flags like the flags of an occupying power crowing over the vanquished was 100% intentional. Truly the symbol of the globohomo Great Reset and a reminder of their hubris.

 

[Ser Prize]

The Union Jack is one of the greatest symbols ever designed. I look forward to the day they outlaw it in Britain as a hate symbol so I can fly it as a political statement in America.

It has so many cool variants, too. A lot you can do with it and it still looks cool.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

It has so many cool variants, too. A lot you can do with it and it still looks cool.
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[Midwit]

I think these would look great with a roundel in the middle that has a bolt of lightning inside it.

 

[Misericordia]

My personal favorite is the original, sans the irish saltire.

 

[teriyakiburns]

My personal favorite is the original, sans the irish saltire.
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More than a few people who'd like to see that one back. I don't think I'll see it in my lifetime, but who knows?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I think these would look great with a roundel in the middle that has a bolt of lightning inside it.

something like this?

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Why the fuck can’t I talk to a human being anymore. Why is the wait so fucking long just to speak to some wanker from HMRC. “You can get help on our website” obviously not if I’m calling you condescending little robot twat.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Why the fuck can’t I talk to a human being anymore. Why is the wait so fucking long just to speak to some wanker from HMRC.

Because hiring human beings, especially enough human beings to meet demand, is expensive. Hell didn't HMRC just announce the helpline is gonna be closed for like 6 months of the year?
I'm curious if HMRS's helpline is internal, or run by a 3rd party. I know someone who worked for Serco back when they had the Universal Credit helpline contract and some of the shit they told me about how it was ran was fucking wild.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

What an absolute top tier thread. Thanks @Spunt

Yep, and the jets carrying those missiles were sold to the Argies by the Israelis because why wouldn't the Israelis be selling on American military hardware to American enemies?

The IAI Dagger was an Israeli modified French Mirage 3. Israel sold French jets to the Argies, the US sold A-4 Skyhawks to them and the British sold them top of the line frigates

You know if pro migrant liberals had a single ounce of reasoning they'd maybe look at the fact that even Sikhs, the chillest of chill religions don't like muzzies, and maybe draw some conclusions. Then again if they had an ounce of reasoning they'd probably not be so pro migrant in the first place

Sikhs get a lot less chill when their population becomes a majority and a dirty gora (white man) tries to marry their daughter(s).

Oh and their kids degenerate into drug dealers and wannabe gang bangers.

Not surprising. As non Ahl al Kitab, Hindus suffered pretty badly in the Muslim conquests. As for the Sikhs, not only are they infidels, but their gurus arose after Muhammad, which is a big no no. Islam only tolerates Christians and Jews because they were wrong before the truth, but anyone who worships a prophet who came after the truth was revealed deserves death. It's the primary reason why the Ahmadis and Bahai are persecuted.

Correct, they're committing Shirk, which is basically the ultimate sin in Islam.

The other variants were Sarin, the same gas allegedly used by Assad in Syria to kill a whole bunch (probably not true) and for perspective, the missiles allegedly used in Syria contained around 50L of Sarin - let's just keep my google history safe and say that that's 50kg, and 1 tonne is therefor 20 rockets-worth.

Chemical weapons are terror weapons most useful against civilians or people hiding in caves / bunkers.

Which is why Assad verifiably used it multiple times in Syria, to collectively punish civilians and terrorize them into surrender/stop supporting the rebels.

They dropped it from helicopters and special chemical rockets.

Someone that happily levels multiple cities isn't going to get squeamish about chemical warfare.

luckily all Britain's car makers have either gone spectacularly bankrupt or have been taken over by foreign firms who have mastered the dark arts of automotive metallurgy (apart from Vauxhall, who got bought by General "Unsafe at Any Speed" Motors and still assemble horrible, cheap rustboxes for drunk teenagers to wrap around lamp-posts

A few years later and the French own Vauxhall. The Americans enough pissing away money in the UK.

Unlike Britain, France still has large chunks of it empire. I expect the French, free from the shackles of the Royal Navy, will act very French

Again, a few years later and Russia/military coups have ended that little empire.

Plus, the French navy is ~20 warships and 6 attack subs. Quite small, just like every Euro Navy.

You mean the CIA backed uprising that the Americans started through social media manipulation to drum up the crowd, the one to destabilise the region for America's benefit? No shit it's still bad there. I doubt we will get the same treatment as we don't oppose the yanks

Ugh those Arabs have no agency and are just flesh robots for the CIA to remote control.

In reality, social media and decades of eating shit under kleptomaniac dictatorships will eventually cause trouble.

However, the revolutions were essentially crushed in a few years (or bought off in the rich oil States and in Morocco ) in all cases except Syria and Libya, leading to divided Libya and a 12+ year civil war in Syria.

Tunisia was a democracy for a decade and just became a dictatorship on all but name last year. Lol.

As long as the gibs keep coming, the immigrants will stay. There's a difference between moving to a new place for an easy life, and moving to a new place to make a better life for yourself. Another thing you have to keep in mind is that if an immigrant is Muslim, it's their duty to Allah to turn their new country into a caliphate. That's why where ever they go, Muslims always insist on bringing their shithole violence ridden country with them. They're not refugees, they're a fucking invasion. When Britain falls, the caliphate will rise.

It's nice to say things like, "stay and try make it better" but given how corrupt Britain has become and how tptb are actively trying to destroy their own culture and race for the crime of existing, it's more a case of getting out of the burning building before it comes down on top of you.

Yep, getting free cash to sit around and import child brides is a sweet gig for most Africans and South Asians..plus they can send money back home and retire in a decade.

Hype. Callum/Politica Britannica about to release a tourism video in the most dangerous country on Earth. England. Prepare your anus.

Ahahaha I can't stop laughing. The British deserve the hell they've made for themselves.

This thread is wonderful my partner is American and I'm a nurse practitioner so obviously we can emigrate easier thank god. We're going to Australia, just nursing practices in the USA are so unfriendly to the employee sadly. It sucks because the UK is my home but the wallpaper is falling apart and the exterior is exposed. I have no belief in the political parties at all.

However, my fave meme as of late is Kate Middleton is missing but I think that there is a royal divorce coming. Charles looks awful and the cancer has spread.

Nursing QoL in the USA is very dependant on who is employing you and the region you work in.

Straya is nice but they have similar political issues as the UK although for now both parties are locking immigrants up on Manaus Island and that seems to stop them

However..... If a pro immigration wave hits Australia..... You're fucked as ~10% of South and Southeast Asia will flood on for gibs and soon you'll be living on Bangladesh with Koalas.

 

[RACISM]

Ugh those Arabs have no agency and are just flesh robots for the CIA to remote control

This is documented and admitted.
You're a moron and should kill yourself nigger.