Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Second Missing Primarch]

No April fooling.
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Running out of food a few days ago, but now has "Easter money" to spend on a sweary shirt.
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"I'll wear it every but my house cause there is a 9 year old and we really try not to swear around him."

Lot to unpack here. First, Lou plans to only wear this shirt outside the house? That would be the house he almost never leaves except to lumber down to Walmart for more sketti sauce and Mountain Dew, correct?

Second, there are children in public too. Does Lou not mind if those kids are exposed to profanity? (We all know he doesn't, I'm just pointing out the hole in his logic.)

Third, imagine seeing that shirt coming at you in public. They might as well have a shirt saying "I AM A RUDE BELLIGERENT DICKHEAD, AVOID AT ALL COSTS". I'd give anyone wearing that thing a wide berth on principle, doubly so if it was Lou.

Fourth, let's be real here, Lou probably swears in front of the Shield all the time because he's a rude, belligerent dickhead. This is all just so much pointless virtue-signaling.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Yeah Ambrose, I'm sure the people taking pictures of you in your tough-guy f-word shirt are really super impressed by how cool you look and not taking it to send to their friends so they can laugh at you.

"Say the goddamn pronouns" or what? You're going to have a panic attack and neck yourself about it?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

"Say the goddamn pronouns" or what? You're going to have a panic attack and neck yourself about it?

Lou would just flounce back home, write a long essay about how he totally owned a terfnazi and then have a cry and need consume several extra, family size helpings of spaghetti, with extra toast.

 

[Damien Thorne]

No April fooling.
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Running out of food a few days ago, but now has "Easter money" to spend on a sweary shirt.
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Sweary T-shirts should never be worn by anybody who has graduated from high school.

 

[Aunt Carol]

because he's a rude, belligerent dickhead.

If you call Lou a "stupid belligerent fucker" there's at least a cool song about it.

 

[kazuhiro]

More shirt shit.

Can't decide on colors.

Rowling, obvs.

Discord.

Spoiler: Disqus feed

 

[PollyPissyPants]

favor
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https://archive.ph/Kb7bw

family
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https://archive.ph/CAK2j

Spoiler: Disqus

faith
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soldiers
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Lou is the definition of weaponized incompetence. He was probably tossing the medical supplies @Aunt Carol mentioned and Denise just told him to fuck off.

He tried helping you guys! His transphobic family (that don’t toss him out on his corpulent ass to fend on the street) is just so mean. We know they feed you, Lou. You didn’t do the ‘beetus speedrun to 5XXL on griftbucks because you spend that on big tiddied tigers.

They didn’t get him an Easter basket. I’m sure he took the slight with all the grace of a 40 year old bull on estrogen in china shop.

Re: Kevin G—are we experiencing some troon version of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?

ETA: fix

 

[The Dude]

Gonna be funny if Louie wasted money on that XXXXL troon shirt because it was the largest one they offered and it's too small for him to wear. Because he's a fatass lard golem who wears XXXXXL shirts, you see

 

[Aunt Carol]

Gonna be funny if Louie wasted money on that XXXXL troon shirt because it was the largest one they offered and it's too small for him to wear. Because he's a fatass lard golem who wears XXXXXL shirts, you see

If he's gonna fit in as a fat fandom female, Lou would be wise to pick up a black backpack and start putting edgy pins on it. You can fit in more memes that way.

 

[a hapless toad]

If he's gonna fit in as a fat fandom female, Lou would be wise to pick up a black backpack and start putting edgy pins on it. You can fit in more memes that way.

For someone who ships him with Staph as much as I do, I know you meant to say he should pick up a tranny flag themed fedora for his pin collection.

 

[The Dude]

For someone who ships him with Staph as much as I do, I know you meant to say he should pick up a tranny flag themed fedora for his pin collection.

Backpacks have more real estate for frivolous, tacky accessories, which would give him more opportunity to grift for new junk than le atheist lid.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For someone who ships him with Staph as much as I do, I know you meant to say he should pick up a tranny flag themed fedora for his pin collection.

A fedora isn't the best accessory for someone like Lou, a true and honest woman who is admittedly Junoesque and robust in build. Until the rest of his bones shrink like his feet have, it would be best to leave masculine accessories like the fedora to the red-blooded American bxy in the relationship.

Imagine Staph with her commanding presence, removing one of the "asexual" pins from her current fedora, then leaning over and attaching it to the strap of Lou's dainty Walmart backpack. As he blushes and raises a hand to cover his mouth, the half-drunk 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper sloshes behind him, rattling the bottle against his second-favorite travel iPad.

Lanyards with pins all over them are pretty unisex too. People don't even have to read the pins to know what kind of encounter they're getting into.

 

[The Dude]

A fedora isn't the best accessory for someone like Lou, a true and honest woman who is admittedly Junoesque and robust in build. Until the rest of his bones shrink like his feet have, it would be best to leave masculine accessories like the fedora to the red-blooded American bxy in the relationship.

Imagine Staph with her commanding presence, removing one of the "asexual" pins from her current fedora, then leaning over and attaching it to the strap of Lou's dainty Walmart backpack. As he blushes and raises a hand to cover his mouth, the half-drunk 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper sloshes behind him, rattling the bottle against his second-favorite travel iPad.

Lanyards with pins all over them are pretty unisex too. People don't even have to read the pins to know what kind of encounter they're getting into.

Imagine just how grimey and grody, and just how quickly it would get into such a disgusting state, a lanyard would get being around Louie's neck/stuck inside one of his neck rolls.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine just how grimey and grody, and just how quickly it would get into such a disgusting state, a lanyard would get being around Louie's neck/stuck inside one of his neck rolls.

I don't think I have to imagine; they already use lanyards at furry, anime and gamer cons, and everyone's met the kind of person who walks around with their bus pass hanging from a lanyard.

 

[kazuhiro]

Bruce Jenner.

MLP.

Furry refuge.

Name change IRL.

New meow account, https://meow.social/@nyxx.

No more pretending to be someting [sic] he's not.

Androgynysexual?

Final post as Ace.

Now 1258 comments on Disqus.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Now this fat turd wants to be called "Nyx." I'm dying, of course it's a stereotypical troons name. I wonder if he's going to pretend he's changing his legal name to Nyx Moon (let's be real, he doesn't have an appointment with a lawyer and he'll never spend the money to legally change his name).

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Now this fat turd wants to be called "Nyx." I'm dying, of course it's a stereotypical troons name. I wonder if he's going to pretend he's changing his legal name to Nyx Moon (let's be real, he doesn't have an appointment with a lawyer and he'll never spend the money to legally change his name).

Only for this week, he'll be back to calling himself Ace before we can even blink. I would love to see the Zoom call though, watching as the judge gets ever angrier at this indecisive tub of lard.

 

[Aunt Carol]

watching as the judge gets ever angrier at this indecisive tub of lard.

He said "lawyer," so if this is real at all I'm picturing some poor starry-eyed legal clerk who thought it'd be noble to volunteer with Trans Lifeline.

Not Pennsylvanian myself but it looks like a bunch of hurdles, just really low hurdles. Fill out form, make court appearance and don't cuss at anyone, publish in two newspapers, have fingerprints and a records check. A series of small fees and having to get out of bed in the morning, so it'll be an endless well of donation grifting.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou will beg for some arbitrary amount above $29.95 and then within the month he'll have his name changed... From Nyxx, back to Ace.

 

[The Dude]

I've only known a small number of people who have changed their names, and every last one of them never had any issues deciding what to change their name to. They had known for years in some cases, because they wanted the change so much. No flip-flopping, no going back and forth, nothing like that. And here's Lard-Ace claiming he's talking to a lawyer about it and "drawing a blank" on what to change it to. Sure sounds like it's either a load of bullshit, or that his heart really isn't into changing his name.