Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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You grossly misunderstand BMJ as a person. He won't "find" it, he will have rats spam him over and over with it and he will just ignore and ban them all because it's not related to:
1) Giving him money
2) How he gambles good

I'm 95% sure he still doesn't realize he has a thread here, despite rats telling him nonstop
No sane person would trade their life for his

"Oh I'm smarter I'd just not gamble and do drugs" no you're addicted stfu lmao

Just remember no one in this is an unwilling participant except for debatably ratdad. They choose to keep him around.


Wow I'm kinda shocked he had long enough of an attention span to absorb the normie opinion of Kiwifarms tbh, impressed even
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No idea why you are so hellbent on making Bossmanjack sound so fucking based.
The Boss here living without a care in the world other than satisfying his primal urges while loser wagies like @Artaius have to break their backs to get to experience 5% of it.
 
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Chill times in crackman discord, as is tradition.
While I was taking a shower today I was fantasizing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
 
While I was taking a shower today I was fantasing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
bro that money is on fire the nanosecond it enters his possession.
 
While I was taking a shower today I was fantasing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
Don't worry, brother. He'll stream at least some of it on discord. Hopefully there are some rats lurking in the shadows when he does.
 
Is this his first suspension? Sad! Pathetic! The Ralphamale got suspended from Kick multiple times and none of these times he got a feature. Where's his feature, bish?!
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While I was taking a shower today I was fantasizing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
The dream is dead.
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While I was taking a shower today I was fantasizing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
Just today he gambled $1 to 14k and back to 0 within 30 minutes. The dream he acts to even "save for the stream" is DOA.
Bossman is such an addict he can't wait long enough to hit the start stream button to gamble!
 
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The discord coomers are trying to get Bossman.
I've been in enough discords before to see this retarded shit happen. Someone joins a coomer server and in order to get permission to see all the channels a bot messages you asking to scan a qr code or visit some link.

What happens instead is they sent you a link that essentially logs into your account. Then it spams every fucking server you are in with their bullshit so others can fall for the same.

Typically 70 IQ coomer brains that fall for this shit.
Video on how it happens for those interested. Not trying to get the server banned, likely just a retarded coomer who fell for it.
 
I'm already up to page to page 217 again starting from page one. It's just as kino as it was the first time and possibly even better because I'm like "Hey I know this arc!'
Don't lament Bossman's vacation, go back and watch it again. It is absolutely awesome!
I haven't even reached my first post in this thread yet. BMJ has hundreds of pages in this thread's first month of existence. There's a good reason why. He's a special kind of cow. :feels:
 
While I was taking a shower today I was fantasizing about Bossman coming back a week from now with 10k in the sack and spending it all in one frantic gambla sesh.
He gets 8k every week from his sponsorship program, $203 daily reloads and a variable amount of $ from rollback and referals. So, give or take, that's almost 10k every week.


From the moment it crossed my mind I instantly recognised how unlikely this is, and chances are he's gonna get felted without an audience to watch his livestreams.
This confirms it. It's so fucking over :lossmanjack:
It really is a crime not just against Bossman but his True and Honest fans on the farms. He got banned at the worst possible time, he got ~20k yesterday and apparently another 8k coming today and we were essentially cucked out of witnessing the glorious feltings were it not for @Kees H supreme clipper and ReStreamer extraordinaire :lossmanjack:
 
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