Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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Would it be appropriate to change the thread subtitle from "Rumble's whitebread ass nigga" to reflect the fact he's no longer Rumble's problem? I mean, this sort of distinction should be reserved for someone we can know is under a Rumble contract.

Youtube's white bread ass nigga (Formerly Rumble's)

 

[Spaded Dave]

I'm thinking maybe he did it, because he knows it's going to piss people off.

If any of you retards actually get angry about anything Nick does you need to touch grass and come back when you're ready to laugh.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick is probably making decent money, right? The superchats have dried up a lot, but he's still getting a lot of Rumble views, and he has his Locals subs.

Rumble views pay crap for various reasons. Without getting into the views multiplier people accuse Rumble of having, the views they show are more representative of an impression other websites might report, but their actual monetizable views which would be more comparable to a standard Youtube view are a separate statistic. Nick is making jack all on Rumble, but probably convinced himself the "views" he's getting there are worth it.

He is almost certainly still pulling in cash from Locals subscriptions that people have forgotten about and I wouldn't be surprised if this is the bulk of his income now that his contract has run out with signs showing it wasn't renewed.

He likely still makes enough money that a responsible adult would be able to raise a family his size on it if both parents were careful not to overspend. But this is Nick and Kayla. That money gets flushed down the toilet every time Nick has an "emergency" trip to buy beef jerky out of town or Kayla has a boob massage scheduled.

 

[break these cuffs]

why does he weart that jew hat (kippah?)

Have you seen his schnoz?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Nick's jokes aren't for you!


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Everytime Nick tries to be funny I just hear the car crash sound effect from Opie and Anthony. What I wouldn't give to hear Nick try his comedy out on them back in the day.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is probably making decent money, right? The superchats have dried up a lot, but he's still getting a lot of Rumble views, and he has his Locals subs.

If you believe Rumble views are real I got a bridge in Baltimore to sell you.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

One has to wonder how vic is currently doing to be deciding to appear on this guy's show today but dodge rekieta all day even after he lost his case but nick's rep was still at an all time high. Probably not good.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He looks like a ghoul.

It's amazing how the OP was updated not that long ago and since then Balldo has created a slew of new stupidity with ManDan being one of the worst and him devolving into an alcohol pickled corpse.

 

[Train Operator]

Gosney: *reads raunchy message from chat and jokes around with the concept*
Rekieta: "No but seriously though... think about it!"

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nick is like those improv faggots who got told "to be funny you never say 'no' or let it die, you go 'yes, and'. " but took it way too literally and now drags every even slightly humorous statement out as long as possible in the least funny way imaginable.

combine that with his crippling alcoholism that makes him ramble incoherently anyway and it's a miserable combo

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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One has to wonder how vic is currently doing to be deciding to appear on this guy's show today but dodge rekieta all day even after he lost his case but nick's rep was still at an all time high. Probably not good.

I won't hold my breath but I hope this is a spicy stream. Alex being a big kino casino fan and knowledgable about da sektur I really hope rackets is a topic of discussion here.

 

[AltisticRight]

If any of you retards actually get angry about anything Nick does you need to touch grass and come back when you're ready to laugh.

If someone's deeply religious and sees Balldo as a God-fearing family lolyer, they'd certainly get angry after hearing his blasphemous diatribe.

Not saying I would get angry but I can see why many would. I mean, I was pretty grossed out by the suffering he needlessly inflicted on defenceless critters.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I know Nick's been on the decline for a few months years now

FTFY

You could argue that the downfall began in 2019 when Vic’s lawsuit didn’t make it past anti SLAPP. He lost a lot of prestige for me personally at that time as he was hamming it up with Ty wearing a shirt saying “Damn it Nick, we lost the case again”.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ty wearing a shirt saying “Damn it Nick, we lost the case again”.

The moment I saw that fucking shirt I knew Ty was going to fuck up the case via sheer arrogance and incompetence.

Jesus clashes with them the most because, just like today’s Orthodox Jews, they follow it very well and simultaneously violate pretty much every aspect of it

Well, yeah, the Pharisees founded rabbinical Judaism so of course their rules lawyering to avoid the spirit of a law would continue through to the modern jew.

 

[Maraschino]

If someone's deeply religious and sees Balldo as a God-fearing family lolyer, they'd certainly get angry after hearing his blasphemous diatribe.

Not saying I would get angry but I can see why many would. I mean, I was pretty grossed out by the suffering he needlessly inflicted on defenceless critters.

I view Nick saying in the past "I have views about Christianity that may be controversial so I try not to bring them up" and then later finding out he doesn't even believe in the basic tenets of the faith (BEFORE the Easter stream, where it turns out it gets even fucking worse somehow) in the same way I viewed Ron Toye saying he was "an asshole" only to find out he beat his wife and threatened to literally murder a judge's children in the same way:

"You're vastly misrepresenting yourself, you lying fucking cunt."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I know Nick's been on the decline for a few months now, but holy shit the end of March was a disaster for him. First the nosebleeds and missing streams then the Easter Heresy Stream. What else can Balldo do to shit on his own career?

Shart himself on livestream
Expose himself in the hot tub to BTFO the Kiwifarms incel prudes
Gay sex tape with the fat pedostache Anthony Cumia wannabe and his whore wife
Take a break on livestream and never come back because he OD'd from the fent mixed into his cocaine
Divorce his wife and start telling all the stories about what a whore she is
Get arrested at Gay 90s for public intoxication
Wrap the Rustang around a tree
Get murdered at Gay 90s by his Craigslist dom

And lastly...

Die of AIDS (oh wait...)

If any of you retards actually get angry about anything Nick does you need to touch grass and come back when you're ready to laugh.

Fuck you, nigger, I get so goddamn angry at Nick Rekieta for always getting drunk, eats doritos at me, hangs out with swingers, and buys Rustangs. I get even more mad when I think of hypotheticals like Nick buying a Ducati or overdosing on stream, like holy shit I get positively seething from that.

Easter is also not pagan. The name is associated with paganism because Bede mentioned the pagan deity Eoster in his writings; but scholars think he was just confused, because nobody else mentions Eoster. Easter is a shortened version of “the Eosturmonath celebration.” However, that doesn’t matter because Easter is just Passover (or Passha). Nobody knows where Easter eggs come from, but they’re probably from people saving eggs for the end of Lent by hard boiling them, and then they got painted because that’s fun. Easter hares are from Germany, because hares come out in the spring.

Spoiler: Holiday sperging

And you would be wrong since Eostre was the Anglo-Saxon version of a continental Germanic goddess of dawn who has inscriptions dedicated to her. Her name has the same root as other dawn goddesses among Indo-European people and beings related to dawn or light like Norse Austri and Aurvandil (aka Tolkien's Earendil--he borrowed a version of that name). Any scholars who assert Eostre was made up by Bede have to confront both inscriptional and linguistic evidence. "Eastermonth" probably refers to an important spring ceremony regarding Eostre and was transferred to the Christian month surrounding Passha by early missionaries just like how we still call the days of the week after pagan gods.

You are correct about the eggs and hares since there's no proof either have any association with Eostre or a similar being.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Is he really just some guy these social tourists keep around because he has money, clout, and claims the same faith? As an atheist, maybe I don't get it, but I'm quite repulsed by how little his peers seem to actually value his soul. At some point, it doesn't matter how many glib books you pump out when this is how you let your friends destroy themselves.

We can't forget that a lot of these peers are lawyers, so detached morality and transactional relationships are pretty much the norm with them.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>he brings up the Saul demanding David bring him foreskins

It’s like collecting ears back in the day during the Indian Wars. Jews didn’t have foreskins, their enemies did. David is ordered to kill an absurd number and doubles it. The point of it being foreskins is so that he can’t falsify it. In context it’s not really that funny, on the surface it is because “lol foreskins”.

His shit is so surface level, it’s like niggas bringing up the Shebears and the gang of 40 boys when the context is that Elisha is about to be culturally enriched by a gang of lunchtime rowdies (as they would be called now) after Elijah was just carried away to Heaven.

Real niggas now that Jonah and the Whale (and the Pumpkin) is the funniest Bible story.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Agree so much. I used to hate KC for pausing videos every 5 seconds. But when it comes to Nick - it's a necessity, his voice and the manner he speaks with make me nauseous.

I can really only watch Nick via their streams, watching him unfiltered is intolerable. Every word out of his mouth needs to be dunked on to be watchable. Even Tardski's flailing is at least more dispersed.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Expose himself in the hot tub to BTFO the Kiwifarms incel prudes

He already did this. Deleted the stream though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Gosney: *reads raunchy message from chat and jokes around with the concept*
Rekieta: "No but seriously though... think about it!"

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Jesus wasn't going out soliciting whores. He simply did not turn up his nose when they appeared and chase them away. He went to tax collectors' houses--basically a cross between corrupt embezzeling officials and loan sharks.--not whorehouses. Anyone who knows the story of the Good Samaritan will know the distinction he was making between himself and Pharisees.

Cf. John 4, John 12, Matthew 19, and Luke 19

Nick is probably making decent money, right? The superchats have dried up a lot, but he's still getting a lot of Rumble views, and he has his Locals subs.

He is almost certainly still pulling in cash from Locals subscriptions that people have forgotten about and I wouldn't be surprised if this is the bulk of his income now that his contract has run out with signs showing it wasn't renewed.

LOL! LMAO, even!

He hits 70-ish viewers in his LOCALS chat during shows (tops) currently. LOCALS counts non-subscribing watchers in that number, but let's assume that they are all paying. Then let's put a 3X multiplier on that for people who passively support and/or forgot to cancel the sub. That doesn't count those who pay $50 USD for a year or Farmers who tune in free.

At $5 USD per month, that is barely over $1000 per month.

Look at @Neetorino post comparing his 3 year Q1 numbers for streams and income, and it is sobering. A business analyst might even say 'PULL UP!'