Seduce me!

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Show me your best attempt at seduction.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

why

 

[Smug Chuckler]

*grabs eighth burger, takes bite, burps, and farts*

 

[SofondaCox]

You LOVELY vivacious thin woman, please allow me the honor of taking your breasts and hips and thighs to Bloomingdale's, where it will be my privilege to buy you breast hip and thigh coverings that you can take off later. Please excuse me a brief moment to get a new piece of black tape to cover the light from my camcorder.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Ayy gurl u wan sum fuk??

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Show me your best attempt at seduction.

Ay up love, show us where you piss

 

[SentinentCloud]

check yo dm haha

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I don't know if you are too old for how young you look, or too young for how old you look...

 

[vomitusdeux]

*I chuzzle at you chuzzingly*

 

[Whatevermancer]

Hey theeeeere... good-lookin'!
I got a bucket o' chicken...

 

[SNU]

Are you a single mother?

 

[DumbDude43]

i'm 6 inches tall and have a 6 foot dick

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

ME WANT THE PUNANI SEE FOR MAKE ME NICE

 

[Morch Ponkey]

I've drugs

 

[Coldgrip]

Ew, no.

 

[ratnoid]

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Warcraft lore.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Well I'm gonna play hard to get and ignore you, so pretend this post isn't here

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Wanna see this neat hole I have in my basement?
Do you like lotion, by the way? If not, you will

 

[AbyssGazer]

I have vacuumed the living room and scrubbed the bathroom ten times this week as you can see here on my stamp card. I am eligible for a lazy hand job and three hours of Nintendo Switch.