Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

"you guys just hate fun" "you guys aren't actually concerned about nick"

Normal people don't consider whoring around to be fun, Gosney. I grew out of that in my late 20s upon realizing what an absolute waste of life it is, because it doesn't give you any fulfillment, you only feel gross - Just imagine the smell of Nick's small rooms.

Also, I WAS concerned about Nick for a little while. That ship has sailed. Now it's just funny knowing he hates this website so much for simply talking about him and meming him.

No offense to any of the law people in this thread, but Gosney, you're a lawyer, you understand better than any of us the ways of using weaselly language to get around the technicalities of lying so you can say you were technically saying something honest. Those two bullshit statements will only work on the monkeys in Nick's chat that live in a fantasy land where all the proof of Nick's lies just don't exist.

All that education, hard work and effort only for him to become a fucking soulless unfunny retard that repeats whatever he's been brainwashed to think.

You just described most people.

POV: you are an innocent skunk looking for berries and pests to eat

Nick is the worst Pokemon trainer ever - he lures all the Skuntanks in with Sweet Honey, but instead of catching them, he just kills them.

Look at that little guy. He just wants to be your friend, but unfortunately he took Nick's bait.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Normal people don't consider whoring around to be fun, Gosney. I grew out of that in my late 20s upon realizing what an absolute waste of life it is, because it doesn't give you any fulfillment, you only feel gross - Just imagine the smell of Nick's small rooms.

Also, I WAS concerned about Nick for a little while. That ship has sailed. Now it's just funny knowing he hates this website so much for simply talking about him and meming him.

No offense to any of the law people in this thread, but Gosney, you're a lawyer, you understand better than any of us the ways of using weaselly language to get around the technicalities of lying so you can say you were technically saying something honest. Those two bullshit statements will only work on the monkeys in Nick's chat that live in a fantasy land where all the proof of Nick's lies just don't exist.



You just described most people.



Nick is the worst Pokemon trainer ever - he lures all the Skuntanks in with Sweet Honey, then instead of catching them, he just kills them. What a guy.

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He killed the skunks because they are still too big to be shoved up his ass.

 

[Potatoherder]

Did you also say he wasn't streaming tonight? We are at 10:30 central and still no word or steams.
edit: nevermind, a stream just popped up.

 

[Harm]

Really not excited to hear him butcher the Oregon drug crime situation, both because he will have no fucking clue what the context surrounding the issue is and he'll make insufferably smarmy jokes about his own "alleged" drug abuse.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

So, midnight central then?



Edit: @Harm did me harm by beating me. I salute you sir.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Damn. The darn kids are once again keeping him from doing a show on time for once.

 

[Captain Manning]

The idea that there was going to be a mass shunning by his former peers was always a fantasy. Even Sean hasn't gone full detractor and it doesn't serve him to do such.

I think you are talking about two different things here. I don't think "shunning" and "full detractor" are the same thing.

From my POV, it certainly feels like Sean and Andrew have distanced themselves from Rekieta. At least in the sense they haven't seemed to occupy the same space as him in quite a while.

I can't speak for everybody here, but I never expected any of his peers to go full on detractor. A lot of his peers are trying to have streaming careers of their own, and that would just get in the way. Especially if they want to emphasize legal content on their respective shows. Full detractor, to me, is more along the lines of the Kino Casino. Shows that specialize in Internet drama.

Along the same lines, I didn't expect Gosney to rain down fire and brimstone, but I expected him to be better than coddling Rekieta and finger waging at Nick's critics. Even if that meant pulling Nick aside privately. I watched the last 10 minutes of his stream, and it was ridiculous.

 

[zimzam88]

and he'll make insufferably smarmy jokes about his own "alleged" drug abuse.

In the middle of his unhinged rant about drugs he will say in some form "I wish I could abuse drugs like people say I do it would be a much better life because its FUNNY and WEIRD" that's his reflexive cope/denial.

 

[PhoBingas]

I can't speak for everybody here, but I never expected any of his peers to go full on detractor. A lot of his peers are trying to have streaming careers of their own, and that would just get in the way. Especially if they want to emphasize legal content on their respective shows. Full detractor, to me, is more along the lines of the Kino Casino. Shows that specialize in Internet drama.

Yeah, most of the lawtubers seem above petty drama. I'm sure we'd sooner get a rackets video from turkey tom than any of his former lawtube buddies.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah, most of the lawtubers seem above petty drama. I'm sure we'd sooner get a rackets video from turkey tom than any of his former lawtube buddies.

Tfw we are not on the timeline where gosney reads the soon to be updated thread OP live on stream.

Or are we?

 

[Chibitzen]

At your service.
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I don't know where the hell you came from, but I am so glad you registered.

Edit: I don't have much time for art creation atm, so instead enjoy this video of Nick's orbiters feeding of what remains of Nick's paying audience... So much effort for such small gains...!

 

[Harm]

So, midnight central then?
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I should've known. He's going to twist the drug crime topic into a libertarian blabberfest. I'll save my ranting for after Balldo screws the pooch on the topic. In one sentence: There's compelling reasons about why this law being reintroduced is a wholly necessary move and he's going to completely bypass it all to cope about his unimportant ideology. Pathetic.

 

[polar bear]

I never expected any of his peers to go full on detractor

Yeah and it's best if they don't. When dealing with narcissists, the best advice is always the same - leave. Don't piss them off, just leave. Nick is on the record saying how he killed small animals, he was screaming at some innocent black brotha for 7 hours, he harassed jersh over the phone. Not to mention him being so fucking nasty to you, to his kids, to his church community - even this last Easter Sunday - he couldn't stop himself from talking shit about the people who were singing in church.
I am not even joking, that guy is not someone worth quarreling with irl, best to point and laugh, and leave him to watch as he self-destructs. If i was his irl friend or family, i'd just cut him off. He's a piece of shit.
Gosney is a retard to barnacle himself up to Nick whilst he's running towards the cliff.

But it would be fucking funny to watch a stream where everyone would come in to bitch about him. I'm talking Viva Frei, Good Lawgic, Legal Bytes, Jersh, Rittenhouse, Andrew, Runkle, all them lawyers who used to queue up to jump on his stream, Fuddbusters, all them comic people, just fucking everyone having a good ol' bitching session. Kinda like that first episode of Kino Casino about the Gunt.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

But it would be fucking funny to watch a stream where everyone would come in to bitch about him. I'm talking Viva Frei, Good Lawgic, Legal Bytes, Jersh, Rittenhouse, Andrew, Runkle, all them lawyers who used to queue up to jump on his stream, Fuddbusters, all them comic people, just fucking everyone having a good ol' bitching session. Kinda like that first episode of Kino Casino about the Gunt.

IBS Apocalypse stream in the Lawyerverse

 

[Captain Manning]

I should've known. He's going to twist the drug crime topic into a libertarian blabberfest. I'll save my ranting for after Balldo screws the pooch on the topic. In one sentence: There's compelling reasons about why this law being reintroduced is a wholly necessary move and he's going to completely bypass it all to cope about his unimportant ideology. Pathetic.

Oh, is this the thing where Oregon decriminalized hard drug possession, and then figured out that was a REALLY dumb idea?

Because that was, indeed, a really dumb fucking idea. From what I understand, one of the major problems what that is they didn't have treatment services in place before decriminalization. They made a similar mistake with the mental health system many decades ago that they still haven't fixed. Cart before horse. This failure was predictable.

But I guess Nick is gonna be all Randy Marsh about this. "I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"

 

[Chazzed Up]

Really not excited to hear him butcher the Oregon drug crime situation, both because he will have no fucking clue what the context surrounding the issue is and he'll make insufferably smarmy jokes about his own "alleged" drug abuse.

"I WISH I was doing those drugs! It sounds really fun!" etc etc.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

i just checked and nick is late as usual and saw evs in chat saying he gives up (trying to contact nick?)

What is evs trying to achieve? He is beefing with quarter pounder right now isnt he?

 

[Captain Manning]

What is evs trying to achieve?

Who knows. Maybe he wants Nick to shit on Eric July some more. CG is looking pretty rough these days.

He is beefing with quarter pounder right now isnt he?

Yes. And, for once, Hamburger isn't the bigger faggot. In fact, Jeremy actually has a point about the sorry ass state of CG.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

iirc gosney had his own music band. i think he was sharing photos of his band from his younger days with vices (i think?) and i think vices recognized his band. so the hunger for clout and fame probably has always been there in him.

I cropped this from a screenshot of Sean's Christmas Day stream that Gosney popped in on and showed this picture on camera (I posted in the Lawtube thread at the time).

Steve Gosney (closed eyes, striped shirt) with his band at the Roxy theater in LA in 1988 after they won some sort of Bubbalicious song writing contest.

The blonde with the scarf is apparently Nina Blackwood, one of the OG five MTV VJs.

From Potentially Criminals Christmas Day YT stream.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

And he's live at 12:07AM central. His hair is a mess. Take from this what you will.