Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was about to say the same thing lol. If any subforum has pages and pages of nothing it's the DSP subforum. No one needs to read about how Phil is bad at street fighter for the literal thousandth time.
Hey fuck u dude, that’s NOT why we hate him!

Anyways you got me sidetracked… My main point was this:

AVERAGE KF ENJOYER: “Heh… I guess we’re a little weird sometimes over here in [SUBFORUM/THREAD]… But you should see those guy over in the [SUBFORUM/THREAD] those are some real faggots! Imagine sneeding 24-7 about X! What a bunch of autists, amirite?!”
 
He hasmt really done anything except make nasty ass food/drinks, right?
Cobes has done plenty of fucked up things just not the pedophilia and other horrific shit he's accused of. Off the top of my head the worst being: he threatened (although impotently in an autistic rage) to stab his best friends sister and then said he was happy about her having a miscarriage, he ran over a baby bird in a parking lot with his bike tire because he was convinced it was going to get runover by a car and it was some act of mercy, he carved up a sex doll in an incel rage, in high school he stalked a female classmate to the point where his dad had to lie about her dying to get him to stop. He's not at all innocent he's simply not the pedophile monster the redditors make him out to be.
 
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Btw: Do we have any tard/banshee experts in here?

Those weird voices that Methica makes during her meltdowns? WTF are those?!
from what i can figure out when she goes full meltdown her internal thoughts seem to start coming out. that combined with the manic state shes in causes her to lose almost all control of herself. think of it like a little kid who fell down and scraped their knee up really bad who just starts shrieking.

they cannot process the pain they are in along with the fear of seeing their knee all torn up and bloody so they just scream and cry and yell because its just so much going on at the same time. with NAL its a little different shes not a little kid and i do not think shes afraid of anything. or at least anything thats real.

NAL has this issue where she whips herself up into a manic state either by reading comments on youtube or thinking about things in her head. these things build up and then she starts drinking and loses what little control she has. this is when the demon comes out along with everything else shes been stewing on.

long story short NAL is fucked in the head and her drinking makes it worse. the noises are made because her meltdowns are so much that they overload her brain and she is essentially no different than a hysterical child. there are ways to prevent this from happening even ways that do not involve meds but NAL seems to have zero interest in fixing it.

she may also just be a demon that has come to take cobes soul in order to keep ozzy alive longer.

If Null wants to make money, I'm sure there's plenty of cows willing to live together like this, ip2 style.
null should just buy the tranch and let any cows that need a place to stay live there.
 
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Im not too familiar with this guy. He hasmt really done anything except make nasty ass food/drinks, right? Why is everyone on reddit hungry for his blood?

He’s said things that they consider “transphobic” which we know means doesn’t slob their everted vagina knobs 24/7, honestly the level of hate exploded after some of his gender relation videos where he was critical towards certain trans and their behavior and as anyone who’s been on Reddit knows it’s a highly moderated troon safe zone
 
If Cobes is on Sec#8/Subsidized housing, Clint would be barred from being his LL. Federal guidelines prevent first degree relatives from providing rental opportunities to family members except for Very Specific exemptions that Must be Necessary and Requires pre-authorization in advance of a new term of contract.
This is incredibly interesting information and does provide Clint a good excuse. I'd not have wagered it. Does government subsidized housing prevent him from buying? Like, theoretically, if you have $1000/mo in housing subsidies, there's quite a bit of property you could afford to mortgage.

He’s said things that they consider “transphobic” which we know means doesn’t slob their everted vagina knobs 24/7, honestly the level of hate exploded after some of his gender relation videos where he was critical towards certain trans and their behavior and as anyone who’s been on Reddit knows it’s a highly moderated troon safe zone
Do they really just hate him for being twansexwusionary?
 
Do they really just hate him for being twansexwusionary?
Josh’s opinions on trannies are just your typical centrist “do what you want just don’t shove it in my face dood” opinions that would have been common 15 years ago. Honestly, most of his political opinions are just a time capsule from the edgy atheist libertarian phase of the internet. Of course, because he doesn’t want to suck tranny dick that means he’s heckin transphobic.
 
Why is everyone on reddit hungry for his blood?

Redditors think their shit doesn't stink. They are on the eternal virtue signalling trip. He's done some not great stuff but hardly anything worthy of not letting him live his life.

I feel bad for him, especially with that cunt swamp witch CLEARLY trying to steal his resources because she thinks she should be internet famous (she has said she should be famous in her streams). He just likes to sit in the throne, drink and watch Family Guy, hurting no one. But, I digress.
 
from what i can figure out when she goes full meltdown her internal thoughts seem to start coming out. that combined with the manic state shes in causes her to lose almost all control of herself. think of it like a little kid who fell down and scraped their knee up really bad who just starts shrieking.

they cannot process the pain they are in along with the fear of seeing their knee all torn up and bloody so they just scream and cry and yell because its just so much going on at the same time. with NAL its a little different shes not a little kid and i do not think shes afraid of anything. or at least anything thats real.

NAL has this issue where she whips herself up into a manic state either by reading comments on youtube or thinking about things in her head. these things build up and then she starts drinking and loses what little control she has. this is when the demon comes out along with everything else shes been stewing on.

long story short NAL is fucked in the head and her drinking makes it worse. the noises are made because her meltdowns are so much that they overload her brain and she is essentially no different than a hysterical child. there are ways to prevent this from happening even ways that do not involve meds but NAL seems to have zero interest in fixing it.
She’s definitely fucked in the head, but idk man… There’s just something about her ranting that seems a little put on, ya know?

“You don’t have to tell me I’m ugly, I know I’m ugly”.

Reminds me of teenage girls wanting to hear someone say that they’re TOTALLY not ugly, just turned up to 11.

Anyways, I don’t doubt for a second that she will fuck up his life severely.
 
He's very stupid, pants on head retarded yet incredibly smug. He'll have the absolute most moronic takes about literally anything and everything and act like he's an expert. Dude was an incel for 6 years and still would be if a troll didn't fly the bog witch to his doorstep but he talks like he knows exactly how to seduce a woman and the only reason why he doesn't have one is his trolls which is another part of his terrible personality: Nothing is his fault. Whatever stupid thing he does after a month or two it's just relegated to "the trolls". Did he get evicted from his last apartment by smoking inside, spray painting inside and waving around a torch near cans of spray paint? Nope, it was the trolls. Did he lose Puff because of his irresponsibility in taking a lizard out into the Wyoming winter to smoke a cigarette? Nope it was a freak accident he's never had a bearded dragon before so it's not his fault he didn't know they could run. Is he trespassed from Albertson's because he showed up drunk and threw a fit when they refused to sell booze to him? Nope, that was the trolls too apparently.

If you've only seen him recently or just watch clips of him he just looks like a weirdo idiot who does silly things. But if you've been following him for a while and watching him you'll notice how insufferable he is. Granted, that's why I watch him, he's absolutely stupid and can't see why everything he does is wrong and dumb. It's hilarious. But I don't really care about him. I'm not out for his blood because he said something racist or transphobic because I'm more racist and transphobic than he is lmao. I just think it's funny to see him have to navigate the consequences of his actions. He's in no way a good person, but that's part of the fun I guess.
 
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