Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

Raid Shadow Legends (unironically) when?

Pretty sure he already did that "as a joke" quite some time ago, but I can't for the life of me remember which show. He used to put out so much content, was really nice of him to cut back to his own detriment so people can keep better track of things.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

PPP has issues with the Catholic Church, and said as much back when he was on Nick's show in 2020. Back when people, including PPP, presumed Nick was a genuine Catholic.

However, something like that is almost quaint to talk about now. Nick's Easter stream wasn't about relatively minor details that varry among different Christian sects. We're at the point where he's mocking important fundamental concepts that are intrinsic to Christianity as a whole.

Like, he didn't say that Jesus died on on "torture stake," instead of a cross, as Jehova's Witnesses (a "reformist" sect) believe. Instead, he said things like Jesus was meant to rule as a mortal King, and him dying for man's sins was never part of the plan.

That's not congruent with any form of Christianity. Previous to this, he had also said Jesus was "just a man."

My point here is I think anyone who is a Christian... any type of Christian... would have pretty big issue with what Nick said.

We have freedom of religion in America, and Nick is free to believe whatever he wants, but it's pretty clear to me, based on his own words, he's not a Christian.

Yeah, Nick is full on blaspheming. He’s not heretical, heterodox beliefs are something people can argue and point to while respecting the orthodox argument.

I really don’t want to waste my breath retreading what PPP effectively explained nor shit up the thread anymore, but Nick is not a Christian. He’s admitted as such and I find Gosney to be either too busy with his real job or too much of a kissass to take Nick to task.

The larger is that Nick is openly an alcoholic, and a bad one at that. Lawyers have high rates of use, but get the fuck off your high horse. The guy is under weight and slurring. He’s obviously not just abusing booze alone. That’s the most infuriating thing, most of Nick’s critics are sad to see him become a junkie retard.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah, Nick is full on blaspheming. He’s not heretical, heterodox beliefs are something people can argue and point to while respecting the orthodox argument.

I really don’t want to waste my breath retreading what PPP effectively explained nor shit up the thread anymore, but Nick is not a Christian. He’s admitted as such and I find Gosney to be either too busy with his real job or too much of a kissass to take Nick to task.

The larger is that Nick is openly an alcoholic, and a bad one at that. Lawyers have high rates of use, but get the fuck off your high horse. The guy is under weight and slurring. He’s obviously not just abusing booze alone. That’s the most infuriating thing, most of Nick’s critics are sad to see him become a junkie retard.

So is it safe to say that gosney is more of a 'feel good' christian? As in he just likes the thought of himself being a christian?

 

[Honey's Dead]

Gosney always struck me as a sycophant. I watched him a few times then just checked out.

 

[Strix454]

I doubt this theory. I think he got to know Nick and his pervert ways. Vic is a bit of one himself, but he has had years of PR work and training to know to keep that on lock. He knew Nick was 'that' drunk/freak mate who can't hold their liquor/degeneracy in.

From what I remember, Vic carefully distanced himself from Nick and limited his public involvement with Nick. At the time what Nick seemed to really want Vic to do was to self-destructively talk about all aspects of the case in public and go after the people on the other side in the lawsuit on Nick's show. To go all the way and burn everything down in public. To, in some ways, act more like Nick has in his legal problems with Monty.

Vic was smart enough to know not to do that.

There was also that weird drunken simping 'come back to me Vic' stuff that Nick eventually did. That seemed really kinda gay. You also have to wonder if Nick was doing that sort of thing in public---how he was acting with Vic in private.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So is it safe to say that gosney is more of a 'feel good' christian? As in he just likes the thought of himself being a christian?

He hasn’t really expressed anything that makes me doubt him. He’s just kind of a boomer Catholic. He likes John Paul II and is pretty big on the sanctity of life.

I think he’s just blind to Nick’s degeneracy, but the way he didn’t actually address anything Nick said and just went after Pepsi Man or Barfy Man make me think it’s a bit willful blindness. I’ve been in the situation where a buddy is an addict and usually it’s a few friends wanting to make a move, but they need a few more people on board otherwise the enabler will just let them retreat into their arms and let them smoke crack rock in their basement.

I think he’s trying to show “soft love and kindness” for what is for him an Internet friend. Which is retarded, either he’s a cow to be milked or you put him in a chokehold to get him to an intervention.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

My point here is I think anyone who is a Christian... any type of Christian... would have pretty big issue with what Nick said.

yeah I mean any traditional high church Christian is not going to agree with PPP's theology or presuppositions but Nick's statements (or rather his drunken rambling) directly contradicts the nicene creed. I think this is something common with "Christians" that behave like Nick they just want Jesus to be this feel-good new age hippy Jesus where you can just do whatever you want and not be judged.

 

[Captain Manning]

I really don’t want to waste my breath retreading what PPP effectively explained nor shit up the thread anymore, but Nick is not a Christian. He’s admitted as such and I find Gosney to be either too busy with his real job or too much of a kissass to take Nick to task.

I don't think you're shitting anything up. It's totally topical given Nick's ridiculous two hour Easter stream.

From what I remember, Vic carefully distanced himself from Nick and limited his public involvement with Nick. At the time what Nick seemed to really want Vic to do was to self-destructively talk about all aspects of the case in public and go after the people on the other side in the lawsuit on Nick's show. To go all the way and burn everything down in public. To, in some ways, act more like Nick has in his legal problems with Monty.

Vic was smart enough to know not to do that.

Correct. Nick wanted Vic on while the case was still in Chupp's court. At one point, Nick was bitching at Vic about the fact Vic wouldn't come on to discuss the case, despite the fact that, as a lawyer, he should really know that's a bad idea.

Though Vic lost in the end, I think it was still the correct move to not go on at that point. Vic yelling at Ron Toye, or whomever, wouldn't have changed anything. In fact, it probably would have just made things worse.

Also, in hindsight, Nick doing that should have been recognized as an early warning sign. A sign that his primary concern was making money off Vic.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

yeah I mean any traditional high church Christian is not going to agree with PPP's theology or presuppositions but Nick's statements (or rather his drunken rambling) directly contradicts the nicene creed. I think this is something common with "Christians" that behave like Nick they just want Jesus to be this feel-good new age hippy Jesus where you can just do whatever you want and not be judged.

Nicky's retardation is the highest retardation and was foreshadowed in the past. A year ago he made allusions that he believed Jesus was just some guy. Now trying to undermine Jesus's death on the cross is something that I can't think of anything Christianity ajasoned that comes close to that. Not even major heresies like Adoptionism, Diocetism and Gnosticism deny that Jesus died on the cross. If anything that's the thing that makes them heresies and it's the difference between a Christian heresy and just some heathens using the name of Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

But a setup where anybody can sign up to shill for you, and you get paid based on how many people buy, makes sense. I would hardly call that a sponsorship, so if Nick is seriously going that route, tells you how bad his situation is. Ha.

You know he's in bad shape when he can't even shill for gay shit like Raid: Shadow Legends.

Raid Shadow Legends (unironically) when?

I don't know if they have a shitty affiliate program, but they actually pay "influencers" up front. Nick is a non-practicing influencer, even if he's always under the influence.

 

[Maude Snew]

despite the fact that, as a lawyer, he should really know that's a bad idea.

"Lawyer". "Know better". Sir, this is the Nick Rekieta thread.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I think this is something common with "Christians" that behave like Nick they just want Jesus to be this feel-good new age hippy Jesus where you can just do whatever you want and not be judged.

Churches have been sliding this way for years. Remember that book The Shack that came out in 2007? It was wildly popular in Christian circles. It depicts God as a New Age Oprah. It's version of Christianity is all about coping and self-help. Everyone is broken, so just be cool with everyone and everything all the time.

That's Nick and others' version of religion. Just forgive me, but don't burden me with moral standards, because it harshes my buzz, man. Judgement is just so traumatizing to my ever so special psyche. Their religion is a coping mechanism that excuses anything they do.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

The png of Nick with the fingergun to his head would be perfect for Balldolands box art.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Fantastic job.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

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Well now, this explains why Rekieta's GOOD friend saw Tim Pool. LMAO

 

[sum ting wong]

In a matter of months Camelot has wormed his way into all these different spaces and gotten multiple people to invest in his failing racing career. Honestly impressive.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

to be this feel-good new age hippy Jesus

It's like they saw the satire of Buddy Christ from Dogma but they didn't get the joke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Pretty sure he already did that "as a joke" quite some time ago, but I can't for the life of me remember which show. He used to put out so much content, was really nice of him to cut back to his own detriment so people can keep better track of things.

It was a twitch thing years ago iirc. Didn't he also do a star trek one as well?

 

[Mikoyan]

In a matter of months Camelot has wormed his way into all these different spaces and gotten multiple people to invest in his failing racing career. Honestly impressive.

I was just going to say 'is this dude going to cruise on being the official late model driver of the Podcast Race' and yes, it seems so.

 

[daffodils]

I looked into the "Field of Greens" thing. They have an affiliated marketing program which is open to just about anyone who contacts them. You get paid a commission based on whatever business you generate for them. There isn't any money, sponsorship or other sort of business relationship beyond that.

If Nick hasn't got some sort of agreement beyond a generic affiliate deal, he's pretending really hard that he does. On the latest stream he explicitly calls it a sponsorship, says he's required to do an ad read in the first half hour, then dwells ten minutes on it (starting at around 23m).