Hyper-sexual "zombie cicadas" expected to emerge this spring

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Trillions of cicadas will emerge across several U.S. states this spring in an event one expert dubbed "cicada-geddon." Not only are more cicadas than usual expected this year, but some of them will be "zombie cicadas" that are infected by a sexually transmitted fungus that makes them hyper-sexual.


Periodical cicadas spend most of their lives underground and only emerge after 13 or 17 years. This year, two broods of cicadas will emerge: Brood XIX, which comes out every 13 years, will emerge in the Georgia and Southeast, and Brood XIII, which emerges every 17 years, will appear in Illinois.

With this convergence, the bugs will arrive in numbers that have not been seen in generations.

Matthew Kasson, an associate professor of Mycology and Forest Pathology at West Virginia University, says both of these broods can be infected by a fungal pathogen called Massospora cicadina.

Once the cicadas emerge from the ground, they molt into adults, and within a week to 10 days, the fungus causes the backside of their abdomens open up. A chalky, white plug erupts out, taking over their bodies and making their genitals fall off.

"The cicada continues to participate in normal activities, like it would if it was healthy," Kasson told CBS News. "Like it tries to mate, it flies around, it walks on plants. Yet, a third of its body has been replaced by fungus. That's really kind of bizarre."

Kasson said the reason the cicadas might be able to ignore the fungus is that it produces an amphetamine, which could give them stamina.


"But there's also something else unusual about it," he said. "There's this hyper-sexualized behavior. So, males for example, they'll continue to try and mate with females — unsuccessfully, because again, their back end is a fungus. But they'll also pretend to be females to get males to come to them. And that doubles the number of cicadas that an infected individual comes in contact with."

Usually, male cicadas will let out a loud humming sound to attracted female cicadas and the female will flick her wings to signal she wants to mate. But the fungus has males flicking their wings like females to attract males and in turn, infect them, Kasson says.

"In that way, the fungus is sexually transmissible. So, it spreads like an STD," he said.

Kasson said where the fungus originates is still unclear. "A lot of this is still unclear because there's a lot that happens below our feet," he said.

Massospora cicadina produces spores on the cicadas and it is suspected that when the cicadas die, the spores get into the soil and infect other cicadas underground.


"In the month leading up to them emerging all together in a spectacular fashion, they're waiting there, sub-surface, for the soil to reach 64 degrees," Kasson said. It's suspected the cicadas are infected when they are waiting underground, or when they are born and dig themselves into the soil, coming in contact with the fungus spores.

Fungus usually needs a host, like an insect, to carry the spores and spread the infection. Then, it kills the host.

It's suspected the Massospora cicadina fungus lays dormant for years and then begins to become a "puppet master" when the cicadas reach adulthood, Kasson said. "Because this is such a bizarre life cycle for an insect, the fungus has had to change its strategy. So, it basically keeps the host alive long enough to maximize dispersal," he said.


It is unclear how the fungus would affect other wildlife or humans, but Kasson said in his research, he's observed thousands of compounds in infected cicadas and some could be toxic.

"We know that a lot of animals are gobbling these cicadas up as they're emerging — snakes and birds. Is it possible they're having an effect on the animals that eat them? Yes, it is possible." But, he said, less than 5% of cicadas are infected with the fungus and researchers have yet to observe any impact on other wildlife.

Kasson urges people not to eat the cicadas or kill them, but to take photos if they see the fugus on the bugs and share them with online science communities, like iNaturalist, to help researchers.
 
Kasson urges people not to eat the cicadas or kill them, but to take photos if they see the fungus on the bugs and share them with online science communities, like iNaturalist, to help researchers.
Did you know you can eat these nutritious, red-eyed bugs that are high in protein and low in fat? Deep fry them and serve with a hot mustard dipping sauce. Marinate them in teriyaki sauce. Bake them into a cake or pie.
 
There's apparently going to be a Cicada infestation in America this year because of two species of Cicadas having long hibernation cycles (IIRC 13 years and 17 years) are syncing up this year.

Swarms of zombie encrusted cicadas coming to a town near you.
 
"But there's also something else unusual about it," he said. "There's this hyper-sexualized behavior. So, males for example, they'll continue to try and mate with females — unsuccessfully, because again, their back end is a fungus. But they'll also pretend to be females to get males to come to them. And that doubles the number of cicadas that an infected individual comes in contact with."

First gay frogs and now gay cicadas. What is this world coming to? :roll:

You spend years convincing people to eat the bugs and now you're trying to stop them from eating the ones with a free mushroom side?

Anyway, for those who prefer their bug STD information more visual (and silly):


Eat the bugs. Unless they're shroombies.
 
Do these different cicada broods have different sounds? I think I've heard two variations ("constant alarm" and SSSSSSSSSSsssssssssSSSSSSSsssssssss). The Japanese ones sound different. I've only heard them in anime and video games.
 
A reminder that nature is damned scary. Cordyceps come to mind along with the crab castrator and various larvae that actually infest slugs and drive them to kill themselves by being eaten by birds.

This whole thing makes me want to replay Phantom Pain.
There's a parasitic isopod that eats its host's tongue. Why? To become the new tongue, of course! Still better than being a male angler fish. I learned a new word while trying to figure out how to make fun of merging with your mate. Polyanrous.

Polyandrous pretty much means the female mates with multiple males each breeding season. In the species that do the wacky eldritch sex stuff, the female can have a whole harem of simps merged into her body.
 
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Methed-up tranny bugs compelled to spread their fungal infestation by spree fucking?

We did wonder what happens to Florida Man when he dies, and now we know: he goes up a bit to Georgia.
Cicadas are actually pretty docile and spend most of their life underground, solely coming out to find a mate and fuck after a long ass period of time. Not really florida man material unless you specifically mean the ones infected by the ass/crotch rot fungus.
 
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