Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Your Starter for 10]

I don't know what it is, but if it's not here in 4 hours I'm fucking suing Null.

 

[AnOminous]

Checked, no Mandamus in either 10th or 11th by either Josh or Russ.

That probably wouldn't be a great idea right now unless we want to look as annoying as Russ. So far as we know, this is just a few days delay while they sort their shit out, and while I am of the belief a cursory look at the record (or just holding that scheduled conference) would have resolved this issue in minutes, it's not yet time to go ape. Keep calm and carry on.

 

[Google.com]

My prediction is in the last minute of his 24 hour promise Hardin under orders from Null will add all of us personally as defendants to the lawsuit it's over bros.

 

[waffle]

I'm hoping we weren't waiting all day for the Utah clerk to just slap some "all motions after docket number [whatever the transfer order] moot, case was closed on [date of transfer] - plz no more filings 4 real" notation in the file

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Keep calm and carry on.

Nigga this is a lolsuit, it's time to set everything on fire and rape it.

 

[Betonhaus]

Whelp, whatever happened guess we have to wait until Monday to find out

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Nool promised funny in the next few hours and a I'm a believer, baby.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

My prediction is in the last minute of his 24 hour promise Hardin under orders from Null will add all of us personally as defendants to the lawsuit it's over bros.

Can I be pro se in forma pauperis and contribute to the overall retardation of the case or do I have to use Hardin?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Null is probably the one who could write a book at some point, seeing as he is probably the most cancelled man in America (this could be the title)

Catboy fuhrer on suicide watch.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

50 minutes until court closes PST.
I have never been so hard for so long.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

50 minutes until court closes PST.
I have never been so hard for so long.

You can electronically file until midnight.

 

[Null]

It was strongly suspected he would file something as immediately as yesterday evening his time, but he might be really working this one out. Remains to be seen. I don't think "restraint" is in his vocab.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

we got bamboozeled?

I now owe $583 for F5ing pacer every three seconds

 

[BullyHunter1488]

You can electronically file until midnight.

Rather suprising considering how autistic legal shit is, how modern as well. Let me guess in reality this just goes into the spam folder, or some other digital hell for wasting their time. Not filling shit out before the work day&week is up. This must annoy the fuck outta clerks and shit. God the legal system is such a retarded ultra boomer cluster fuck. REEE WRONG FONT REE WRONG SHAPE PAPER REEEE WRONG COLOUR INK REEE WRONG X Y Z MISTRIAL MISTRIAL.

 

[Hrothgar]

Null says funny within 24 hours. 21 hours pass with no funny. Chaos ensues. Many such cases.

 

[Mind Goblins]

At the end of all of this there will be no filing, and Null will be there to tell us that the real funny was the posts we made along the way.

And then we riot.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

This is what will happen:

*Utah court grants Greer the W, summary judgment.
*Greer also ends up winning in Florida too somehow.
*Bouncing off of the Utah and Florida wins, Acerthorn also beats the Farms in WV.
*Supreme Court rules 9-0 that Fair Use should be abolished. Additionally, Pizza Day is cancelled forever.
*Hardin, devastated by his defeat, sells his practice to Nick Rekieta.
*Null ends up having to pay for all the sex workers that Greer wants to hire in the future. Also will owe Acerthorn a million dollars.

This has all been revealed to me in a dream.

 

[HackerX]

Null says funny within 24 hours. 21 hours pass with no funny. Chaos ensues. Many such cases.

A real case of who is cucking who.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Wait that’s something that’s never been done before. Turn all this talk of “man d anus” or whatever gay shit you’re spewing off and get this.

Class action defendants. I don’t think it’s been done before, and I don’t think people can randomly add themselves as defendants, but we’re in New Lawl.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Why I Sued Joshua Moon For Being Late And Gay: and How I Became Falsely Known as Autistic, Retarded and MATI