🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

What a jilted ex-bish.

 

[Fannyscum]

Is this the worst food flex he's ever done?

Not even close

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm waiting for the day he says he's going to Nulls driveway to take a photo of him

Im still waiting for his 2 mile spite walk

If Josh posted the FOIA right away without waitiing for verification first, Ralph would holler and rage at him but when Josh waited for the verification the narrative becomes "GOSH DARN JOSH MOON COVERED THE FOIA FOR A YEAR". You can't win with "right wing" grifters or troons they will deflect and change their narrative to suit their needs.

Its Ralph. He doesn't care about being a hypocrite, being wrong, or outright lying so long as he gets that perceived Ralphamale W over hit haters.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph has been rage-hogging and flexing on xitter all day - are we back?

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Re: guac

Shoutout to all the Real guac heads

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

God, you can smell the desperation.

Go and dance for some pennies, pig.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Has he started editing himself in pictures?
He posts pictures of his food, walks around with designer handbags, puts up edited photos of himself at the beach, engages in emotional public breakdowns...

All I'm saying is that if I knew a woman that behaved like Ethan Ralph, I'd make fun of them for acting so stereotypical.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Real guac head hours at the fire place!
Sometimes it's the little things in life that really make you appreciate being alive, like someone else killing themselves.

 

[Muppetstudios]

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Damn that's a very manipulative image

 

[Pelican Bones]

Is this the worst food flex he's ever done?
6 nachos in a $1 bowl of guacamole

Much worse than a plain $60 steak in Vegas

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Really wish retards would start throwing money at Ralph again. This is sad. I want to see Ralph take trips to Portugo, do drugs, win bowling trophies, and marry horses. Real Ralphamale Shit (tm). You Kiwi fags wouldn't understand.

 

[Lidl Drip]

>move to third world country to save money
>brag about how much better the cheese& bread guacamole is there

Is Ralph going to start growing peppers on his balcony soon?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah man I bet that sun feels good on your skin that’s why you wearing a shirt when you’re in the water

Edit:
Now that I think about it Ralph didn’t lose weight he’s just not showing off the lower half of his gunt.

Observe

 

[Elmo]

>move to third world country to save money
>brag about how much better the cheese& bread guacamole is there

Is Ralph going to start growing peppers on his balcony soon?

I hope he also cares for a family of grackles.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hope he also cares for a family of grackles.

At least then his cats* would get some decent food.


*still not convinced that his cats are still alive.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that his face got sunburned and not his arms.

 

[Truly Rural]

I need to get this out of my system: If my child posed like Ralph on every picture I'd smack him over the head till he learned to behave. You got the son you deserved and raised Sandra.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Bros, how do I evil slug max?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph has been rage-hogging and flexing on xitter all day - are we back?

Between this and the "imagine eating this good" photo from earlier today, I am believing for the first time that his recent dono surge may actually be real.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Josh's laugh is everything

I miss this level of hollering

 

[Estate]

Dear God, Ralph, stop it!
I'm getting second hand depression here, between bouts of laughing my ass off.
I don't know if it's the nachos in a tea cup social media flex or the kino contrast between the youthful wearing of a hat backwards and his white grandpa hair.

 

[Sammich]

At least then his cats* would get some decent food.


*still not convinced that his cats are still alive.

He's shown smoke on stream several times over the past week or two, and Cleo once or twice.

Dear God, Ralph, stop it!
I'm getting second hand depression here, between bouts of laughing my ass off.
I don't know if it's the nachos in a tea cup social media flex or the kino contrast between the youthful wearing of a hat backwards and his white grandpa hair.

I knwo you niggers mostly live in an alternative reality, but that isn't nachos you dumb bastard, that's guacamole