Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Wodanaz]

 

[Oliver Onions]

I agree. He can claim the messages were edited the first time around and maybe get away with it, but we know now that this type of grooming is Chibi's MO.

The problem is that cuts both ways: it happening so many times before makes it really easy to create a gay op because none of us here would be remotely surprised to hear Adam got catfished by yet another alog pretending to be underage.

Having said that, the simplest answer is usually the correct one, and Adam being unable to control himself makes a lot more sense than two people creating hundreds of pages of ERP just to trick the Farms into thinking Adam did something he has already done several times. Plus all the mundane details like him talking about therapy and the constant mopey sympathy baiting bullshit feel very typically Adam.

TL;DR it's either the greatest text-based method performance of all time or Adam is absolutely beyond help.

 

[Peko]

Also Chibi cosplayed Joker from Persona 5 when he was in Japan, and one time when his mom had her boyfriend over I think. So it's definitely a character he fantasizes about being.
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This nigga's 34, by the way.

Joker is a character who does the right thing but gets treated as a criminal for it. He's a main character who all the female characters want to bang and eventually saves the world (Even if I've never played more than an hour of P5, it's an anime jrpg of course this happens). He is the most generic cookie cutter anime protag imaginable. It's obvious Chibi fantasizes about being him. He probably think he's as "literally me" as it gets. The irony being Joker saved a woman from getting raped while Chibi definitely would have been the rapist if he had the chance.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Adam is absolutely beyond help.

Hm, I don't even know why anyone would come to this conclusion on the PAGE 7-FUCKING-HUNDRED of this thread.

Also, congratulations on that milestone, Chibs. I am proud of you.

 

[SentinentCloud]

if only mustache guy had not asked him to be silent, all this would have been averted

 

[winterfag]

is it too much for a gay op to try harder in digging up new information? I swear this one is getting off on the ERP as much as Adam is

 

[SaltyFanta]

The irony being Joker saved a woman from getting raped while Chibi definitely would have been the rapist if he had the chance.

I think that just speaks to a lot of these guys complexes, I've noticed among pedos the common thread that they genuinely think what they're doing is consensual. The documentary chickenhawk, which interviewed a Nambla leader made me realise this.

Joker is a character who does the right thing but gets treated as a criminal for it.

That fits how a lot of pedos see themselves, I recall Nick Bate and Bubblebath Ross having similar mentalities.

 

[scotchtape772572]

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ROTFLOL @scotchtape772572 hows it feel to know you had to clean the company car after Chibi got done blowing a load in it

It is absolutely hilarious because it confirms exactly what I suspected. And the company is constantly swapping cars between sales experts so it's most definitely more than one car, I'm hoping someone uses a black light on one of theirs to check. But I want to let y'all know that I think this is absolutely real because the details match up completely with all the information I have for the times I got them. Everything said about work matches up exactly with either what I heard was going on or what I was involved in directly. The death of his cat wasn't something he posted about on Facebook, but was something he talked about at work, at least iirc. But on his Facebook a while back, he does brag about trying not to see people as just holes to fuck. Not only that but the past few months he's been on a weird upswing with his personality at work, essentially bolder and more chipper and trying to joke around, but the past 3 days has seen a massive souring on his part, and this leak explains the sudden mood change. Combine those two with the way that no one likes or interacts with Chibi irl, which would lead him to immediately latching on to any positive or neutral attention online, and it's not surprising that all this happened. Someone mentioned Chris Hansen and lonely men just looking for interaction, and that's 1000% chibi imo, because that's how he is at work with anyone who is new.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

if only mustache guy had not asked him to be silent, all this would have been averted

If only Chibi had enough social skills/sense, he would know not to overstay his welcome on the coach leading to being told to be quiet, all this would have been averted

If only Chibi wasn't autistic enough to take up speedrunning as a hobby leading him to go to GDQ (which makes CavemanDCJ an autist too), all this would have been averted

If only Chibi wasn't autistic

 

[Harm]

It is absolutely hilarious because it confirms exactly what I suspected. And the company is constantly swapping cars between sales experts so it's most definitely more than one car, I'm hoping someone uses a black light on one of theirs to check. But I want to let y'all know that I think this is absolutely real because the details match up completely with all the information I have for the times I got them. Everything said about work matches up exactly with either what I heard was going on or what I was involved in directly. The death of his cat wasn't something he posted about on Facebook, but was something he talked about at work, at least iirc. But on his Facebook a while back, he does brag about trying not to see people as just holes to fuck. Not only that but the past few months he's been on a weird upswing with his personality at work, essentially bolder and more chipper and trying to joke around, but the past 3 days has seen a massive souring on his part, and this leak explains the sudden mood change. Combine those two with the way that no one likes or interacts with Chibi irl, which would lead him to immediately latching on to any positive or neutral attention online, and it's not surprising that all this happened. Someone mentioned Chris Hansen and lonely men just looking for interaction, and that's 1000% chibi imo, because that's how he is at work with anyone who is new.

I am so sorry that you have to deal with a retard jerking off on company property that others have to touch.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Can somebody crop this part, this is the most intresting to me. My hopes and dreams of chibi abroad being realized are coming true.

Yeah this is what he says but we all know he's not going to take it because he needs to be in Tokyo or some place where there's some chance of him getting his dick wet. But here it is:

A tiny village just outside of Nara. There's several to choose from but he says less than 1000 people live there. The closest to that I could find was a town called Kasagi. Total population 1134.

A public school, jr high and no high school. So probably if he was going as a teacher, it would be to one of those two places meaning it's not JET but some other company like Interac which from what I understand has a pretty bad reputation.

Chibi should've known JET is for the quasi-professional idiots who want to be English teachers; for everyone else it's AEON and the other ALT companies. I'm not saying he should stop, but he'll never be a JET; he'll be another nameless ALT from GABA or whatever.

Agreed. And there's nothing the matter with working for some Eikaiwa out there. The money is okay and it's basically there to support yourself while you larp about Japan teaching students how to say, "I have a red pencil-box".

It's not a career. It's a glorified working vacation.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Hm, I don't even know why anyone would come to this conclusion on the PAGE 7-FUCKING-HUNDRED of this thread.

I know it's naive on my part, but despite being present for a few hundred of those pages it's still hard to believe someone can go through the exact same thing, multiple times, and not at least get good at covering their tracks.

Even Chris knew to be coy about the Barbussy.

 

[suspended animation]

I had thought the banana thing was just a fetish/ fantasy but in these DMs he claimed it really happened. I tried looking back through the thread but I can't find another source of him saying it happened rather than just fantasizing about it.

That's what had me doubting these DMs, but I wouldn't be surprised if my brain willfully misremembered the facts of an incident involving a mushy banana filled condom

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Someone mentioned Chris Hansen and lonely men just looking for interaction, and that's 1000% chibi imo

Maybe some day one of these catfishes will pretend to be a 34-year-old woman and test this. I'm somewhat skeptical since Chibi has ALWAYS gone for the youngest women possible.

 

[Incel Death Note]

if only mustache guy had not asked him to be silent, all this would have been averted

If only he had listened.

 

[Marche]

Frank needs to talk to Chinis mum again.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

blah blah blah you read it.

Thank you for coming back lol, an inside line to IRL chibi bs makes this thread so much better. Im gonig to hold on and hope he quits and goes to japana but in case he doesnt you are a blessing on this thread

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Frank needs to talk to Chinis mum again.

You just reminded me of a year old Frank tweet. Did anything ever come of this?

 

[hfuenms83]

99% of that new catfish milk is unfortunately very thin and full of artificial sweeteners. That genderfluid gay smoothbrain who ERPed with Chibi for 3 months belongs into a gulag much more than Chibi does.

Anyway, the one giggle I got out of it is Chibi ranting about being sent to a 1000 soul Inaka for his teaching job rather than glorious Shibuya where he planned to teach in Joker Cosplay (sweaty cock fully erect during classes). One can only hope that he loses his cushy job before the teaching offer is rescinded, so that he considers it a calling of god and actually goes.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

The best part about this, imo, is that he's using his real FB profile. Not a burner, not a alias but under his God given name. The Chibi cycle really does exist.