Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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hahaha the horse shoe ring is coming for this fag, I hope he gets the cock chop to match. Balding men are already low value as it is, imagine being dickless too
 
I hope his tranny fans are going to cut off their dicks too.
Agreed, but the problem is that most of his fans are infant-12 year old males. If they have a sad life or are unengaged socially (read: they are not the alpha at recess), they may see identification of the opposite sex as a solution.
Mmmm, he strikes me as a "pinkpiller" type.

When he can no longer coom he'll start actively grooming cracking eggs of young men online.
Chris already represented HRT as essentially a type of antidepressant in the first instance he ever spoke of transitioning on Twitter. He will keep doing this until he is fired.

If this nigga thinks getting the hair on his dick and balls and the surrounding area lasered is going to work for him, he has another thing coming. He is going to BURN like the sun lol. He didn't even do his research to see that electrolysis is the only way to remove that shit permanently, same for the face as well. Laser hair removal is legit a waste of time and money, and it made him look much worse and somehow older even with HRT ROFL.
Laser hair removal works fine… for WOMEN. It is a great way to remove and reduce peach fuzz and unibrows. Trans women believe it will work as well for them because “they are already female”, and the results are hilarious.
The thought of him only lasering his pubes is also hilarious. He should in fact not laser his pubes at ALL, and only do electrolysis like you mentioned. But men often think they are smarter than medical professionals :story:
 
In all seriousness though, how the fuck is this nigga already wanting THE surgery after only being on HRT for a year and NOT even having his downstairs area even prepped for that shit lol.

Because indulging in his perversion has become an addiction for him. And addicts will always need to eventually up the dosage to get the same high. That's why troons crossdressing fetish often has such an escalatory nature. They start out wearing knickers, then skirts, then skirts in public, then selfies in the ladies, etc.

They need more and more extreme measures to get that euphoria boner. And like other addicts, they end up ruining friendships, families, and their own bodies in their hunt for another hit.

TTD, Chris Tyson. You ruined everything. You threw away all that really matters.
 
Look at this dude, dolls eyes black eyes. To bad his wife was hot, what an absolute retard, I wish nothing but the worst for this faggot.
He had an attractive, seemingly high-quality wife, tons of money and friends, and a child, and he threw it all away to coom to lolicon on the Internet. He is the personification of the coomer-to-troon pipeline and the world would better off without him in it.
 
Because indulging in his perversion has become an addiction for him. And addicts will always need to eventually up the dosage to get the same high. That's why troons crossdressing fetish often has such an escalatory nature. They start out wearing knickers, then skirts, then skirts in public, then selfies in the ladies, etc.

They need more and more extreme measures to get that euphoria boner. And like other addicts, they end up ruining friendships, families, and their own bodies in their hunt for another hit.

TTD, Chris Tyson. You ruined everything. You threw away all that really matters.
How can he escalate after the dick chop?

Bolt on G-cups?
 
Vile as he is, you've just got to wonder what insanity people are telling him in private for him to think 'yes, the thing I use literally every day to masturbate to loli and go to the bathroom has to go now, now now!'

Even if it was the real thing, there's no trial version for a new "😺", there's no refunds. He, like every male who has ever lived, has no idea what it feels like to actually have a real vagina. Like, even immersed in troon delusion, how is he so certain this is what he wants, unless they're literally taught not to ever think about what they're doing for one second?

And if he wasn't awkward before, he's gonna peak a lot of Mr. Beast watchers if he ever appears on that channel again.
 
Friendly reminder Chris needed a break from extensions after at most 6-7ish WEEKS.
Tweet about making cock chop appointments 2 weeks later

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Serious Question Kiwis; Fat self described asexual fujo or Fat man?
Its Feet, hands and outfit all read as fat man, however; height, glasses and haircut are all classic fat fujo. :lossmanjack:
 
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Even if it was the real thing, there's no trial version for a new "😺", there's no refunds. He, like every male who has ever lived, has no idea what it feels like to actually have a real vagina. Like, even immersed in troon delusion, how is he so certain this is what he wants, unless they're literally taught not to ever think about what they're doing for one second?
It's been discussed as easy to believe they know full-well it will be useless and subpar, but the idea to be, as the noted poet Kevin Gibes put it, a hole.
Through the excitement of shame, they carry it out. The penultimate coom after which no more coom will come.
 
It's been discussed as easy to believe they know full-well it will be useless and subpar, but the idea to be, as the noted poet Kevin Gibes put it, a hole.
Through the excitement of shame, they carry it out. The penultimate coom after which no more coom will come.
According to what Chris says on his private social media accounts, he’s been hooking up for sex with men on dating apps. I assume he’s telling them he’s a troon, as he doesn’t pass well, but maybe part of the game is experimenting with how stealth he can be. Trannies love that game — playing it is often what gets them hurt or killed, but it’s an essential part of their fantasy.

Many, if not most AGPs will have a period in their transition where the fantasy extends beyond merely dressing up in women’s clothes and wigs and makeup and using a female name and into having sex with men. I don’t know if the ones who proclaim to be attracted to women only actually become attracted to men through the use of high-dose cross-sex hormones or if it’s another step in their fantasy of actually being a woman. Regardless, it seems Chris is in that stage now, which is why his impulse to flay his dick and be fucked like a real woman is so strong. But what trannies never figure out when they’re chasing that dragon is that the “vagina” they end up with is a facsimile of one that will never work the same as a real one. (Hell, sexual dysfunction is common among actual women, let alone trannies.)

As for the surgery, remember that transition medicine is an almost completely unregulated industry. They operate according to the WPATH guidelines, but those are just guidelines — there’s no real requirements or laws. (And when anyone tries to pass those laws, trannies whine that they’re being discriminated against and that it’s literal genocide.) All that Chris needs to flay his dick is a year of troonery and cash. He has both. He could book surgery tomorrow if he wanted. Trannies get their psych letters from apps, from doctors who do only the most cursory glance into their mental health backgrounds. Chris already gets his hormones from an app and likely has free reign to experiment with them. This is the state of trans medicine.

As an aside, I hope Chris visits Brassard for his stench trench. He did such a great job on Yaniv, after all!
 
As an aside, I hope Chris visits Brassard for his stench trench.
I hope he goes to Thailand and gets butchered by a trainee because Thai dick butcher clinics are using trannies for training. The tranny thinks the famous surgeon (Suporn etc.) is butchering his dick when in reality it's the trainee. Also there are no revisions in Thailand from other surgeons because Thais believe that touching another surgeons work is insulting to the original butcher.

Whatever happens it will be hilarious.
 
He had an attractive, seemingly high-quality wife, tons of money and friends, and a child, and he threw it all away to coom to lolicon on the Internet. He is the personification of the coomer-to-troon pipeline and the world would better off without him in it.
Implying he actually ever even wanted any of that.

It's beyond obvious the wife was a beard, and I think that's the biggest travesty here. It's like the benoit murders. Chris had a choice in all this. His wife and kid didn't. Fetish or just delusional insanity it really doesn't matter. Dude never wanted any of that family shit. Perhaps the money and friends were something he wanted. But it's very evident he was participating in these charades before and during his marriage.

I really don't care about the plight of these weirdos one way or another. But the idea that this clearly mentally ill person cherishes the same sort tradlife bullshit you do is just projection. Family life ain't shit he ever wanted, that's shit you deem important. This applies to all sorts of shit also Religion. Trannies. Politics. These people don't posses the same morals you.

We talking a dude whose actively considering chopping his dick off. Bro dosent even wanna a dick. You think he misses his fake marriage and the future school shooter he spawned? Get real.

Idk that shit bothers me. Pol users do this shit alot too. I think marriage is dope with the right person and family and friends and money is tight. Kids are a trip but worth it. but I also understand why and am okay with the fact that more and more "normal" people give 0 shits about alot of that stuff if not all. Money the only thing I think ordinary folk are genuinely worried about these days. The rest of that shit wishful thinking. Want not need sorta shit.
 
I haven't been following this very closely so I don't know all the details, but my only hope is that this high-profile case serves as a cautionary tale to people flirting with these same ideas. Younger teens who are trying to find their way in life and, seeing one of their childhood idols self-destruct so publicly, might seek other avenues of happiness and self-acceptance than transgenderism. Because so far I haven't seen this road end well for anyone, and the younger they start, the more tragic it gets.
 
If I was Mr. Beast I would be so fuckin pissed off at Chris for putting me in this spot. Man is the biggest YouTuber period, making millions a month, and his best friend troons out and is unfirable now. Like legit every time I see Chris on videos now I get uncomfortable and back out. Call it whatever you want but shit is fuckin cringe and needs to not be on the biggest YouTuber's channel, but he can't fire the faggots because cancel culture. I hope he just phases Chris out somehow.
 
If I was Mr. Beast I would be so fuckin pissed off at Chris for putting me in this spot. Man is the biggest YouTuber period, making millions a month, and his best friend troons out and is unfirable now. Like legit every time I see Chris on videos now I get uncomfortable and back out. Call it whatever you want but shit is fuckin cringe and needs to not be on the biggest YouTuber's channel, but he can't fire the faggots because cancel culture. I hope he just phases Chris out somehow.

And it's so funny, because he tries really hard to defend his little buddy on Twitter and calling out the transphobic people in his audience, and yet you see them interact on video, Jimmy always has to FORCE a smile everytime he shares screentime with him or he looks extremely dissapointed on what Chris has become. No matter how much he tries, he is not fooling anyone, he can't even pretend to hide that he is disgusted by this new Chris.

When Chris inevitably gets cancelled for his pedophilia antics, Jimmy has to take the move and cut all ties with him. It would be a great opportunity to get him out without being labeled as a cruel transphobe and losing sponsors in the process, I think Jimmy is just waiting for the right time to do it...

I have a nephew, he is someone who watches a lot of videos on YouTube, he's not the type to stick with specific Youtubers, but watches everything the algorithm throws at him. He used to love Mr. Beast and the crew, it was harmless entertainment for him so I enjoyed watching those videos with him.

I got to watch one of the new videos with him to keep him distracted, and at one point he told me that he hated Chris now because he became a man in a dress. It was an enlightening moment for me, because it made me think that maybe part of this generation isn't so screwed after all. I validated those thoughts he had shared with me, if his hatred of trannies starts because Chris became one, so be it.
 
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