You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

there are retards still associating spook as a slur. Bitch you're not from the fucking 40s you're a fucking egotistical zoomer/millennial. It's even worse when they use that to crybully dumbass online creators who should know better.
Dipshits think they're "improving the world" but no they're deliberately making more people racist with this shit and maybe they know that and want racism to continue so that they can crybully grift to excuse their pathetic existence.
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Also when youngsters go "our generation is so cooked fr!" As if they aren't as fucked as their generational brethren or that every generation has their flaws but whatever.
 
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anustart76 said:
Kill tax collectors. Behead tax collectors. Roundhouse kick a tax collector into the concrete. Slam dunk a tax collector into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tax collectors. Defecate in a tax collectors food. Launch tax collectors into the sun. Stir fry tax collectors in a wok. Toss tax collectors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tax collectors gas tank. Judo throw tax collectors into a wood chipper. Twist tax collectors heads off. Report tax collectors to the ATF. Karate chop tax collectors in half. Curb stomp tax collectors. Trap tax collectors in quicksand. Crush tax collectors in the trash compactor. Liquefy tax collectors in a vat of acid. Eat tax collectors. Dissect tax collectors. Exterminate tax collectors in the gas chamber. Stomp tax collector skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate tax collectors in the oven. Lobotomize tax collectors. Mandatory tarring and feathering for tax collectors. Grind tax collectors in the garbage disposal. Drown tax collectors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize tax collectors with a ray gun. Kick old tax collectors down the stairs. Feed tax collectors to alligators. Slice tax collectors with a katana.
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There's a tax that isn't specified in my district UNTIL they send you collections for a few dollars. Bullshit.
 
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People that will latch onto one tiny part of what you're saying and use that to completely ignore everything else you said. For example, if you were saying something like: "Oh I always loved the type of music by people like X, Y and Z. They use such great orchestral backing and really get a magical feel too it. I especially like how they use the strings in the background. I think more people should make music like that." Only for them to reply "I don't know. I never heard of Y before."
 
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DoomsdayElite said:
The sheer number of fatfucks I see in wheelchairs now.
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That episode of Black Mirror where they force people to exercise and shame the lazy fatasses is unironically a good policy idea. Being a fat cunt has had a stigma for years for a good reason; fatness is positively correlated with selfishness and indolence.
 
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When shit is a video for no reason. So many times it would be easier, more convenient and less effort to make something just in text, but retards go and make it a video. I've seen things that are 3 steps that could easily be just a dot points list instead made into a 5 minute video.
 
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The Last Stand said:
I hate how there's a DAY for everything nowadays. Like, for April 2nd, there's "national PB&J DAY!" Like, look, if I'm not off work or receiving holiday pay, it's not a holiday to me.
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I mean, I don't mind these sillier things. Like in my side of the woods we have a local "Hot Dog day", "Fries day", etc, and what it does is nothing, except there's discounts on most places that sell hot dogs or fries.

It's goofy but harmless, and you could even argue it boosts business for various things, and it's just nice to a cheap hot dog for cheap sometimes.
 
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I am absolutely sick and tired of self-flushing toilets and public bathrooms in general. STOP FLUSHING 16 TIMES IN A ROW AND BLASTING SHITWATER ALL OVER MY ASS EACH TIME! All of that water and money being wasted yet no place with washrooms ever bothers to shell out the extra couple cents to stock toilet paper that isn't made of sandpaper, so I'm constantly waddling around with wet pants and a hurt asshole.
 
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ThinkThankThunk said:
I am absolutely sick and tired of self-flushing toilets and public bathrooms in general. STOP FLUSHING 16 TIMES IN A ROW AND BLASTING SHITWATER ALL OVER MY ASS EACH TIME! All of that water and money being wasted yet no place with washrooms ever bothers to shell out the extra couple cents to stock toilet paper that isn't made of sandpaper, so I'm constantly waddling around with wet pants and a hurt asshole.
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Used to work at a major international airport. All toilets, whether in the arrivals lounge or in the critical part, were self flushing.

Never got used to taking a dump as freezing cold shit water splashed my balls and taint every 20 seconds.

On that topic, those Dyson hand driers that collect stank water as it drips down. Disgusting as fuck, too loud, completely unpleasant experience in every sense. Gimme those 80s low hum warm driers.
 
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I hate how some people think just because a given location is considered "public" that it means they can do whatever they want. For example, at my local library, three Mexican guys were being loud and obnoxious. When one of the librarians asked them to quiet down, one of these guys insisted it's a public library so it's okay. Eventually, they got kicked out and had an attitude about it. Retards like that devalue the quality of public spaces.
 
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The Last Stand said:
When the grocery store bags heavy shit with only ONE bag, then when you unload them from your car, it rips.
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I have a collapsible crate that I keep in my car for my groceries. I use it mainly because it makes it easier to take a large load of groceries in from my car, but it has the added bonus of preventing exactly this.
 
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