Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sugriva]

I love reposting these.
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Imagine a grown ass man in a cheap hotel robe taking a mirror selfie and posting it . If his mouth was straight in these pics, it looks like it extends past eyes. Dysgenic fat faggot

This was the first google result I got for "Innsmouth look"

Separated at birth?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

he had an unironic Gigachad cousin by the name of SGT JAKE RAVEN

And he gets this from both sides too. The family Christmas card photo he was cut out of was taken at some kind of military family gathering (maybe a deployment) for a relative of Nikki's. Or maybe that was his own bio family, I don't know. But I'm pretty sure it's a Robinson member.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It's the rick and morty copypasta but unironically. British humor (especially Python) requires a common education in the classics (man), which Americans don't have.

The Philosopher's Drinking Song doesn't hit if you don't know what a philosopher is.

Come on, dude. Plenty of British people have spotty educations and still enjoyed that song.
Laughing at the Monty Python guys in dresses or Baldrick and his love of turnips doesn’t require an education in the classics.

 

[Sammich]

I spontaneously started wondering at what point this thread truly clicked into being the fixture it has become, and I think that while for many it was the Fat Faggot (with bitch tits) call, for me it was learning he had an unironic Gigachad cousin by the name of SGT JAKE RAVEN who is not only a decorated sniper who has partaken in international sniper contests with foreign special forces, but is also a loving and happy father....and on top of this is the most uncanny fucking doppelganger of fat you could imagine
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Honestly it gives me hope that Annabelle might be able to escape the fatrick genetic curse and leave her failure of a biological farmer wailing and snarling in the dust behind her in whatever direction she goes in life.

Looks like a decent guy and he has a nice looking family too. I bet that chaps fatrick's ass.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Someone on reddit found that Pat has been soliciting for sex in public toilets and then posted it on Owen A. Forrems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQHyCT4iG8Y

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

One of my favorite Patrick/OnA bits is claiming that screenshots came from random or nonexistent subreddits or individual redditors. So simple yet so effective. Really tickles the ribcage.

 

[internet friend]

I spontaneously started wondering at what point this thread truly clicked into being the fixture it has become, and I think that while for many it was the Fat Faggot (with bitch tits) call, for me it was learning he had an unironic Gigachad cousin by the name of SGT JAKE RAVEN who is not only a decorated sniper who has partaken in international sniper contests with foreign special forces, but is also a loving and happy father....and on top of this is the most uncanny fucking doppelganger of fat you could imagine
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Honestly it gives me hope that Annabelle might be able to escape the fatrick genetic curse and leave her failure of a biological farmer wailing and snarling in the dust behind her in whatever direction she goes in life.

I'm sure it's been said before, but this really is an Ace Rimmer situation. Life imitating art.

 

[Kirtto]

We did get some fun "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM CHILD?!!" from the other dickless weirdo in the conversation

can you post those screenshots as well?

 

[Something Awful]

can you post those screenshots as well?

I believe he did, Patrick is "the other dickless weirdo". Yes, he has a daughter, but come on, don't tell me this is a man with a functional penis:




Foiled by math once again:

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Rick making new friends on Threads.

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Is this actually fatrick? The authors voice here is... changed. Unhinged, but not the same as xitter Fatrick.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

This was the first google result I got for "Innsmouth look"

"If you stare into the Abyss long enough, the Abyss stares back"

Your picture says it all. The 'whore'-als he's suffered (up the posterior, as all straight men enjoy, stalker child) to be able to pay 80,000 dollars and earn a 1.2 GPA, threaten to strangle an ex-wife (with child), and totally avoid all childcaring, is something only a completely numb husk without any attachment to his own off spring could do. (And someone with an extremely abundant amount of fatuously , fatly tissues)

I.E "if your always a complete cunt to everybody, you're actually a cunt, cunt"

 

[Tablet County]

This was the first google result I got for "Innsmouth look"

Innsmouthers have better familial instincts than Rick does.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

One of my favorite Patrick/OnA bits is claiming that screenshots came from random or nonexistent subreddits or individual redditors. So simple yet so effective. Really tickles the ribcage.

Reddit is the wellspring from which all evil comes forth, so really is it even being dishonest to blame them?

 

[AutoClownMaker]

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Patrick doesn't want to accept other people know things. Wonder when the next rib-bits will be Indians (dot, not feather) posting swastikas to point out to the dumb fucker other nations don't agree with his worldview.

Nice denying the Chinese Luck stupid.



Via wikipedia:

fortune and good luck

Number 88 symbolizes fortune and good luck in Chinese culture, since the word 8 sounds similar to the word fā (發, which implies 發財, or wealth, in Mandarin or Cantonese).

And quora has:

So eight is a lucky number in Chinese culture and the more eights you put together, the luckier. That's why the 2008 Olympic committee made a point of opening the Beijing Summer Olympic Games on 08/08/08.


EDIT:

Added the real reason Patrick keeps popp'n off his xits. Recipe ideas.

https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1776986506394992807

 

[Kirtto]

Some messages from Patrick gay lovers found on r/fathomos

 

[Suspicious Homo]

I believe he did, Patrick is "the other dickless weirdo". Yes, he has a daughter, but come on, don't tell me this is a man with a functional penis:

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Foiled by math once again:

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This is what makes me think he really is behind these anon msgs. He's trying to elicit a hostile response.

racism is the first thing they gleaned from this message. Maybe it was too subtle.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"When was the piano invented, child?" is such a funny thing to ask someone in any context.

 

[Kirtto]

This is what makes me think he really is behind these anon msgs. He's trying to elicit a hostile response.


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racism is the first thing they gleaned from this message. Maybe it was too subtle.

Is this a message from Patrick "kill all niggers" Tomlinson? He still harassing poor minorities even after getting protested all over his Twitter? Truly dispicable.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is this a message from Patrick "kill all niggers" Tomlinson? He still harassing poor minorities even after getting protested all over his Twitter? Truly dispicable.
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And there's nothing you can do to stop him.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The Cult of Fatrick was an ancient 21st Century cult that worshiped a philosopher of space and the sciences often known to his followers as Fatrick. Often depicted honorably as the western hemisphere's most important livestock: a pig, Fatrick ritually interacted with his hundreds of cultists on a daily basis, almost without rest. In true paradoxical 21st Century western manner, Fatrick was ritually abused, with namecalling and profanities, while he would only respond, first with denials, then with corrections, and finally with forgiveness and kindness. Translations into modern languages exist of his writings but incoherencies remain due to partial distortions. I inscribe an example below along with annotations for possible missing text:

Cultist:

Fatrick you are a fat nigger faggot and your wife left you because you're a psycho.

Fatrick:

No, my child, I am not a fat nigger faggot (lit. obese african homosexual). My wife didn't leave me, my child. I am not a psycho, stalker (lit. insane man who follows others, origin of accusation unknown), you are guilty of felony internet harassment (no such corresponding legal texts survive, perhaps this is a blessing of sorts, such as "you are guilty of remaining true and just" etc). Enjoy the prison (of my love?).

The use of the term "stalkerchild" (lit. "one who follows children") is known to be used to refer to Fatrick. Perhaps it is related to the inferred accusation against Fatrick of being a "psycho, stalker". 21st Century society, as now, frowned upon harming children, perhaps even this level of insult was acceptable against Fatrick. Texts survive in which he complains of being swatted (lit. "to be hit") by his interactors. Even physical harm must have been considered acceptable. He was viewed with great pity by the media of his era, with the enlightened members of society seeing him as almost priestlike.

The history of 21st Century cults is truly strange indeed. I will dutifully report on further theological discoveries through my digital-archaeological studies.

Dr. L'Jarius Sneed IIX
Emperor Joshua Moon Memorial University
21st July, 2223