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When will Jack drop dead?

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Don't forget how he also now has dysphagia and roaring headaches from nerve pain now. So even eating is suffering for him now.
Good.

Maybe he'll stop shoving food down this throat and actually lose some weight.

Yeah yeah, gimme my rainbows.

At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."
He was wearing this... electro-shock glove for a while that was supposed to... relearn his nerves to work again and he said he could feel it in his hand. But that's kind of bullshit because nerves don't "relearn" when the portion of the brain that controls them is dead.
 
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He was wearing this... electro-shock glove for a while that was supposed to... relearn his nerves to work again and he said he could feel it in his hand. But that's kind of bullshit because nerves don't "relearn" when the portion of the brain that controls them is dead.
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
 
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
You don't understand, he was wearing the glove AND praying. If that couldn't fix it, nothing could. Or would you dare suggest that man can achieve what God cannot?
 
What has this tiny avocado tool seen? What horrors has it witnessed?

It looks like a small gangrenous penis at this angle, though. Lol.

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One of many Jack's purchases that makes no sense, I could see it being one of those avocado peeling, cutting and deseeding tools.

Maybe he'll stop shoving food down this throat and actually lose some weight.
He can lose weight by amputating that extra meaty tumour growing from his abdomen that he's not using.
 
Just realized Jack accidentally put some clickb8 video about Etsy into his pizza wars playlist. Probably where he got the idea to start shitting up Etsy with AI generated slop.
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Just realized Jack accidentally put some clickb8 video about Etsy into his pizza wars playlist. Probably where he got the idea to start shitting up Etsy with AI generated slop.
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My guess is Jack is throwing a bunch of shit at a wall and hoping somebody eventually bites. Most of this stuff is probably dirt cheap to produce because he doesn't have to go through the whole process of actually making the art and putting on there (which is even funnier because most of the items are listed as "handmade"). The biggest problem though is not only is everything on there ai, mugs that have been made 100 times or some other derivative horseshit, but you can get similar items on Etsy or even Amazon for less (and likely of higher quality).

Also, as of April 7th, nobody's purchased anything from Jack's Etsy except his "Lazy Man's Cookbook", which is just a 5 dollar PDF download and not an actual, physical cookbook, but also something that's been archived in this thread for free.
 
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
The glove also came later. At first he just tried to will the arm into working (anyone have that "Jesus healed my arm" gangsta lean pic?) and after that didn't work, he started messing with the rehab glove thing and unsurprisingly that worked out even less because 1) it was months after the fact and 2) he still continued to neglect the rehab part and just relied on the magical silver bullet gadget to do it for him.
 
And then he gets ANGY when he gets no comments (cos he has no members). I also chuckle at 'YOU'D MAKE TONS OF $$', as if YT was struggling with money.
It's always smile inducing when I see people say shit like "if you make it so people have to pay money to do something they can do for free/cheaper elsewhere, then they'll just pay." If people are going to pay to be members on a YT channel, they're already members. Forcing them to pay to comment won't change that.
 
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
The stupidest thing is that in his update video when he's in the nursing home and they're making him do his physio he's got electrodes attached to his right arm and the nurse is helping him move it. But he's able to open his fingers and grasp things but having trouble letting go.

If you listen to him during that time he sounds like he's almost in tears because he hasn't been able to do that in years.

Yeah. And had he gone to physio and worked at it he might have gotten some use of his arm back. But no. He's a lazy fucker and unless he's got no choice and they force him to do it he's just going to ignore it. Which makes perfect sense for him. He can't take responsibility for anything.

Yeah that sounds like something a person with no brains would think of.

>Man with multiple failed business ventures gives business advice

TAKE OFF YOU UNDERWEAR
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Da FUQ is he trying to say? "Stop live according to others" and "#Y2K"? Yeah either I'm missing something here or Jagoff really has no idea what's going on. Unless it's all the religious nuts saying this eclipse is some kind of sign because it makes an "X" over the United States?

Honestly no idea what Strokey McStrokebrain is trying to say.
 
What is he even trying to say?
From the live chat Saturday, Jack is somehow under the impression that people are freaking out and predicting doom over the eclipse because Indiana declared a state of emergency for today. This was just a pre-emptive move by the state as they expected large crowds and heavy traffic. I live in a non-total eclipse part of Indiana. It's a beautiful day today and everyone in the town I work in was outside at 2 PM to watch it. So yes Jack, I really enjoyed this sunny day and watched the eclipse, get fucked.
 
Yeah, while the eclipse I got was not as neat as the one from 2017, it was still pretty neat. I think Jack's just pissy because his wall eyes make him unable to actually see it. Plus he can't eat it.

It's also hilarious that the entitled idiot who LARPs as a prepper and who constantly demands the rapture so Daddy-God can smite his trolls is shitting on an imaginary group of people who think that this eclipse is an end-times thing.
 
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