The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Zillow has this listed as "Pending Sale" in the Price History.

Ah good, soon Null's secret project will be complete and we can go back to having MATI

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Zillow has this listed as "Pending Sale" in the Price History.

Perhaps Josh's dumbest idea yet.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Yeah sorry, i bought it
Gonna turn it into a WW1 reenactment site
Gonna call it Trench

You will have to raise all the structures. They cannot be cleaned. Imagine the smell.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Ah good, soon Null's secret project will be complete and we can go back to having MATI

He's going to turn that barren land into a building that hosts the Kiwi infrastructure, protected from troons by the souls of hundreds of dead alpacas.

 

[Aquinas 2]

You will have to raise all the structures. They cannot be cleaned. Imagine the smell.

only structures needed will be dug

 

[a hapless toad]

only structures needed will be dug

Be sure to avoid the mass grave north of the house.

 

[Aquinas 2]

Be sure to avoid the mass grave north of the house.

thats where losers in the reenactment will go

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Ah good, soon Null's secret project will be complete and we can go back to having MATI

That timing is a little too close. Raises a bunch of money he can technically do anything he wants with, constantly talking about moving back to the US and in some land in the middle of nowhere, strongly considers making legal decisions like which lawyers to hire based on the memery, and now the tranch sells.

What statue will he build out of the dug up llama bones after he pulls a Holes and has some Yelnats dig them all up for him?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Didn’t Null try to find a remote place for Cobes? I’m connecting the dots here…

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Penny ends up running the family finances he'll have the properties bursting with extremely online troons, sublets upon sublets and paying with e-cred and weed.

And with his drywalling skills he can turn the average 3 bed home into Section 8 slum accommodation for 20 people.

 

[RU486]

Ah good, soon Null's secret project will be complete and we can go back to having MATI

I wouldn't bet on it, it will take months to get the troon stench out.

 

[NoReturn]

Zillow has this listed as "Pending Sale" in the Price History.

The Colorado housing market is a fucking shitshow. I know most places are because the market is what it is, but Colorado especially has a problem with people who assume things like water work how they would in other states.

 

[curecanti88]

The Colorado housing market is a fucking shitshow. I know most places are because the market is what it is, but Colorado especially has a problem with people who assume things like water work how they would in other states.

Oh yeah, it's a mess. Colorado is a watershed state; several major rivers start here, but no major river actually enters our state. Water laws and lawyers specializing in such are our specialty here.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn’t Null try to find a remote place for Cobes? I’m connecting the dots here…

There are some pretty remote areas with sparsely populated and distant from each other trailers a few miles outside of Casper. Places he could chimp out to his heart's content without the slightest possibility of neighbors even noticing.

 

[Surfin Terf]

There are some pretty remote areas with sparsely populated and distant from each other trailers a few miles outside of Casper. Places he could chimp out to his heart's content without the slightest possibility of neighbors even noticing.

If Cobra actually moved into a trailer innawoods I give him about a year before he either a) he accidentally destroys the trailer (probably with fire) b) he accidentally kills himself (probably by hypothermia or gassing himself) c) a troll actually goes out to seriously fuck with him d) he ends up shooting said troll

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I don't want to wish for a Tranch resurgence too hard, because the finger will curl on the monkey's paw. Don't Penny's very elderly, 1/2 demented parents own a few rental properties, one of which the three Tranch exiles live in now? Landlording is immoral, if you ask Twitter, so if Penny ends up running the family finances he'll have the properties bursting with extremely online troons, sublets upon sublets and paying with e-cred and weed.

Chewin' side is remarkably pragmatic when the situation benefits him, and will absolutely behave like the most unemotional of right wing small business owners when it benefits him. He was absolutely remorseless in turfing out pooner layabouts from the tranch when they weren't pulling their weight, and he was clear eyed about ditching kindness when he realised the impact goblin pussy would have on the tranch. He pays lip service to far leftist ideas, but there's no way he'd leave money on the table to house munchies and grifters in support of those ideas.

 

[Aunt Carol]

and will absolutely behave like the most unemotional of right wing small business owners when it benefits him.

This would be a long time to pay off, but man, I would love if the seeds of Kevin's eventual cancellation are planted in his Transformers hoard shots, his "Mistress" open carrying while hanging up an eviction notice, and a couple of scathing Yelp reviews that use just the right terms.

 

[Flamin Park]

Chewin' side is remarkably pragmatic when the situation benefits him, and will absolutely behave like the most unemotional of right wing small business owners when it benefits him. He was absolutely remorseless in turfing out pooner layabouts from the tranch when they weren't pulling their weight, and he was clear eyed about ditching kindness when he realised the impact goblin pussy would have on the tranch. He pays lip service to far leftist ideas, but there's no way he'd leave money on the table to house munchies and grifters in support of those ideas.

Yerh he mentioned he used to be an ancap. Tbh though if he used the other properties as rent outs to troons I could see it working for him. He could advertise the grift as "kweer housing for trans by trans" and basically stuff the other two properties full of troons he never has to deal with outside of taking their money and doing shoddy "repair" work and he could probably charge more than the market rate because trannies will happily throw their benefits at anything with the word trans in it

I wonder how this arrangement with Kev's new boyfriends is working out? I can't imagine penny is too happy having his little cult stirred up like this

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Tbh though if he used the other properties as rent outs to troons I could see it working for him. He could advertise the grift as "kweer housing for trans by trans" and basically stuff the other two properties full of troons he never has to deal with outside of taking their money and doing shoddy "repair" work and he could probably charge more than the market rate because trannies will happily throw their benefits at anything with the word trans in it

Well, I'd say we've all seen how troons live and unless he rents exclusively to pooners, the properties will quickly go shit, become unliveable and will have to be torn down. I'd give such a scheme five years, tops. But then again, how long will Penny be able to survive with his failing health? Might be a good literal exit plan for him...

 

[retard strength II]

IMO a Landlord Phil saga would end badly. I wish it would happen. Even T4T, trannies will eventually resent being expected to pay for anything and being told to not (daintily) break shit constantly. They will squat, accumulate filth like a natural miasma, break more things in the long time it takes to begin eviction, and Phil doesn't actually have the skill or labor to do repairs so he would have to bail on it altogether since he isn't going to pay competent people to repair/remodel.