Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Amanda Mullen]

Did Shmorky ever weird out his troon friends or were they just as strange?

They all had similar attitudes. I'm not sure what they discussed in private or how far Shmork went in to detail with them about his fetishes, but they all seemed to love Shmork. Many of his troon friends had really made it big in the pandering 4 patreon bucks industry and it made him self conscious that he wasn't quite there yet. An interesting thing to note is all his troon friends were "lesbians" so you can pretty much figure that these were men who were pretty boring as regular, "cis" guys and reinvented themselves with a Trans identity to grab that pozzed out feminist pussy. Of course, these were guys who had very slender, girlish bodies to begin with so they could easily pass as women while Shmork was built very big, broad shouldered, and narrow hipped so could never pull the look off. He was really, really self-conscious about that.

Have another Shmork selfie: He really got a lot of stares dressing this way in bumfuck, Missouri. There were times we were honestly close to getting jumped by drunk hillbillies who would yell things at him out their car windows. A cashier at Walmart once asked him if he was wearing some kind of costume. He flew into a rage about transphobia the whole ride home.

@Mandarys_Milan will you be @Null's girlfriend or not he's really a sweet guy when you get to know him and he's easily as doughy and autistic as Shmorky.

Only if he's willing to come to Phnom Penh with me. Long distance relationships are a bore.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

They've come a long way. You're fine as long as you stay in a big city like Phnom Penh. The way I see it, if I fuck up in Cambodia I'll probably just get shot, which is better than being locked up again.

Enjoy your holiday in Cambodia.

 

[HG 400]

Only if he's willing to come to Phnom Penh with me. Long distance relationships are a bore.

He almost certainly would. He prefers living in Asia and he has been chimping out pretty massive lately about being stuck in America.

 

[Super Collie]

Only if he's willing to come to Phnom Penh with me. Long distance relationships are a bore.

Null's fucked off to the Philippines before. He'd probably be up for Cambodia.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

He almost certainly would. He prefers living in Asia and he has been chimping out pretty massive lately about being stuck in America.

I'll be honest, he looks pretty cute. He's welcome to be my traveling campanion.

 

[HG 400]

I'll be honest, he looks pretty cute. He's welcome to be my traveling campanion.

I am the best matchmaker. @Null I just got you a girlfriend you should give me a custom trophy or something.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

This picture makes me sad. This was taken at Christmas time, which was the last really nice time we spent together. It kind of baffles me that he hid from cameras so much yet thought pictures like this of him looked good. I wish I had a normal picture of him with just a regular hoodie on and no makeup. The closest thing I have are some pictures of him as a little kid.

These are the saddest things I own. Shmork's mom was really weird and handed me a stack of pictures of him when he was a little kid. He was adorable.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Do you remember any of the Patreon accounts or names of these snobby troon friends of his?

 

[HG 400]

I fully understand, and I know I'm a generally unlikeable person. I just felt I needed to reg in order to set the record straight about a few things.

For what it's worth, I think you're likeable.

 

[OwO What's This?]

@Mandarys_Milan On the SoSe thread you talked a lot about how Shmorky would watch Lowtax's kids and how Lowtax was abusing drugs, however he asserts he never left his kids alone with Shmorky and while he did have a history of abusing prescription medication, that was already behind him by the time he met you. Do you stand by the accusations?

 

[patchwork]

So I've been interested in the mystery of Shmorky's TP trail only to find out it's... make-up related? I'm still confused, did he stuff them up his pits to help with the sweat pore clogging? Or did he squirrel them away to touch-up his make-up (gross)? This is probably autistic as fuck but even @Lowtax has been completely unable to figure out why the fuck Shmorky always had toilet paper on him.

 

[Null]

Well isn't DynDyn just the best wingman ever.

 

[oasys]

If it was so hard to get your meds in Spokane Washington how the fuck are you going to get them in third world Asia?

 

[Null]

I am the answer to the Jewish Question.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

For what it's worth, I think you're likeable.

I'm touched.

@Mandarys_Milan On the SoSe thread you talked a lot about how Shmorky would watch Lowtax's kids and how Lowtax was abusing drugs, however he asserts he never left his kids alone with Shmorky and while he did have a history of abusing prescription medication, that was already behind him by the time he met you. Do you stand by the accusations?

Shmorky would complain that Lowtax was a drunk, I wasn't sure if he was abusing drugs or not. He did enjoy his alcohol. I enjoy my opiates so I'm in no position to judge. I thought Shmorky would babysit the kids during their time in the office while Lowtax was busy because he knew the kids so well and would talk about them a lot, so I just figured he must have spent a lot of time with them. I'll take Lowtax's word for it.

So I've been interested in the mystery of Shmorky's TP trail only to find out it's... make-up related? I'm still confused, did he stuff them up his pits to help with the sweat pore clogging? Or did he squirrel them away to touch-up his make-up (gross)? This is probably autistic as fuck but even @Lowtax has been completely unable to figure out why the fuck Shmorky always had toilet paper on him.

I think he folded a couple and put them in his pits so his sweat would never show. Shmork went out of his way to make it look like he had no human bodily functions. He bought special creams for his face that would prevent his face from sweating. He even took special pills that deodorize your poop. He was extremely vain, it could never be known to the public that he sweat or pooped. He did ALWAYS have a stash a toilet paper with him at all times. He kept a roll on his desk, some in his purse, two rolls in the glove compartment of my car, and a bunch of it in his room.

 

[OwO What's This?]

did... did he not know what deoderant was?

 

[Pencilvester]

I thought Shmorky would babysit the kids during their time in the office while Lowtax was busy because he knew the kids so well and would talk about them a lot

So Shmorky was obsessed with Lowtax's kids but Lowtax wouldn't let him be alone with them?

He even took special pills that deodorize your poop.

What?

 

[Amanda Mullen]

did... did he not know what deoderant was?

He didn't until I showed up and gave him some. But that wasn't enough, he needed that extra layer of protection. He could never be seen sweaty. We've had to actually cancel plans before because he was 'too sweaty to leave the house.'

If it was so hard to get your meds in Spokane Washington how the fuck are you going to get them in third world Asia?

There are many white, English speaking doctors in Phnom Penh. It isn't just rice fields and shacks there. Phnom Penh is considerably more first world than Spokane.

Have some skinny jean'd Shmork.

So Shmorky was obsessed with Lowtax's kids but Lowtax wouldn't let him be alone with them?


What?

Yeah, he would go on and on about how emotionally mature the kids were and the potential they had as artists, how creative and sweet they were. He would always tell me stories about things they said and did so I figured they spent a lot of time together.

It could never be known that Shmorky did such disgusting unfaerielike things as pooping, so he would order these pills called Devroms off of Amazon. I actually would eat some too because they tasted really, really good, like Flinstones vitamins. He also sat down when he peed which was weird. Shmorky had a lot of weird bathroom habits, like how he would shower with the wig on, yet take it off when he went to sleep.

 

[Pencilvester]

he would go on and on about how emotionally mature the kids were

Anyone who describes kids as "emotionally mature" should be put on a list

he would shower with the wig on

Did the wig reek? Showering with it can't have been good for the wig.

Phnom Penh is considerably more first world than Spokane.

I seriously doubt that, but good luck all the same. You seem chill when you're on your meds.

 

[InLivingTuna]

So as one of the main Shmork researchers I have a few questions for you @Mandarys_Milan . Should you choose to answer these all at once or incrementally, I don't care, but I'd much like to get an answer to all of them.

1. What can you tell us about Shmorky's tumblr friends? What are their names?
2. How does your testimony that Shmorky doesn't like people knowing that he defecates coincide with your testimony that Shmorky has a scat fetish?
3. You mentioned on SoSe that you had Shmorky choke you, and that he was good at it. Do you think he has some kind of violent history?
4. A search for Shmorky's paypal address (daisyshmorkykay@hotmail.com) led me to this video which I think is you. Did you do hypnosis stuff with Shmorky? And if yes, how did that go?
5. It was said that Shmorky received job offers from Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. Did he ever mention what these were? Was he just going to work on a show or was he going to pitch something?
6. Do any of the following names sound familiar to you? If yes, tell us about their relationship with Shmorky: Neil, Chance, Chongo, KC Green, Mel, PK, PurpleKecleon, Glitchpuppet, Nicole, Arin, Egoraptor, Rebecca Sugar