Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

That's exactly what I was thinking -- seeing the new attempts, I was reminded of an interview Fiona did during the promotion of (maybe) Idler Wheel (I really only recall the interview because of the photos (collar bones for days) and her telling a long-winded story about walking up a hill near her house till her joints blew out) -- poor dave, he wanted the body that I'm not sure even Fiona wanted but essentially grew into and is now stuck with -- and Dave had a similar experience, just with man bones and man hormones, and perhaps fewer oranges in the bathtub -- remarkable that fiona could give an impassioned (perhaps stimulant-ruled) speech about the exploitation of youth by the music industry, yet here we are, 30 (?) years later, and fiona's body is literal input for dave's deeply unrealistic fantasies..... I'm going to stop there, because I suddenly feel very, very sad. And I hope a roving gang of mid-90s, profoundly angry riot GRRLs hunt him down
The sick thing is, Fiona's decades-old struggle with anorexia came about because she was raped as a 12-year-old right outside her own apartment. It was sad when other girls were using her for thinspo and moralizers were blaming her for that, and it's sad now that troons are using her for their solopsistic fetishes.
 
Dave performed in a backing band last night for a crowd of mostly elderly people. It's interesting that his ailments aren't so debilitating when he has an opportunity to play live music. He says he'll be doing it again on Monday night for an encore performance—the same day as his scheduled court appearance.

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Dave sees a post from the Columbia Police Department about their officers taking part in an elementary school read-a-thon and his first thought is, "Aha! Just like the KKK!"

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Dave performed in a backing band last night for a crowd of mostly elderly people. It's interesting that his ailments aren't so debilitating when he has an opportunity to play live music. He says he'll be doing it again on Monday night for an encore performance—the same day as his scheduled court appearance.

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Dave sees a post from the Columbia Police Department about their officers taking part in an elementary school read-a-thon and his first thought is, "Aha! Just like the KKK!"

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This is why I don't think Dave will ever get his disability. There are too many instances demonstrating him being perfectly capable of performing normal activities. Does he really think that social media isn't evaluated as part of an individuals case these days? Disability investigators aren't idiots. Being a whiny bitch doesn't qualify one for disability.
 
Dave performed in a backing band last night for a crowd of mostly elderly people. It's interesting that his ailments aren't so debilitating when he has an opportunity to play live music. He says he'll be doing it again on Monday night for an encore performance—the same day as his scheduled court appearance.
He reminds me of a child who pleas illness to avoid going to school, then spends his sick day bouncing around the house, ha ha. In the same way that his back wasn't so busted that he couldn't wander around a parking lot with an amp strapped to himself, waiting to corner his parents and demand money.

In other news, another continuance (now, 04/29).

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Who are all these idiots enabling Dave? Who is willingly hanging out with him for more than an hour? I truly do not understand. Is Sarah Parker desperate for troon dick? Were they just desperate for a guitar player?
Showing off your troon is the most in vogue way to virtue signal these. No better way to show you're on the Right Side of History than to parade around a freak like Dave while humoring him. Choosing someone who doesn't even bother trying to look like a woman shows just how much more tolerant you are than even your peers.
 
Dave stuck in my memory from his "orange man bad" days, before he was even pretending to look female-ish. Because of an oddity on his biography, I was absolutely certain he was doing some kind of crazy long-con social experiment thing trying to deconstruct transness or whatever.

I was sure I'd have to dig through archives to find it, but lo and behold, it's actually still on his website (http://daniellemuscato.startlogic.com/bio--photos.html archive: https://archive.is/ixmAN).

The odd bit is this:

Also an ordained minister, in February of 2011, she was awarded an honorary Doctor of Divinity degree from the Universal Life Church Monastery in Seattle, Washington.

If you're not aware, the Universal Life Church will ordain literally anyone for free online. And the only requirement for that honorary Doctor of Divinity degree is $20 (which is about the price I remember from a few years back, so I guess jokey diploma mills are inflation-resistant).

The fact that someone would put this in an ostensibly-professional biography was so inconceivable to me that I was sure he had to be trolling with the whole trans thing. The fact that it's still there tells me I was clearly underestimating him.
 
I was absolutely certain he was doing some kind of crazy long-con social experiment thing trying to deconstruct transness or whatever.
Me too, except I thought it was going to be a long-con own on the modern atheists, e.g. "you denounce religious beliefs as myths, but look who you're calling Danielle based on nothing but my testimony of a personal revelation." Could have either been an undercover christian, or an old-school skeptic taking on Atheism+.

I don't know if it was my peak trans moment, but it was sure on the way there.
 
Most people get ordained via the ULC because it lets them marry people. Before he fell down the shitlib rabbithole, I used to listen to Kevin Smith podcasts, and he did exactly this so that he could conduct his brother's marriage live on the show. One of my friends in the UK did something similar with the Unitarians.

But to pay $20 for a fake doctorate, as far as I know that does nothing except pad your resume or get you fake clout. Dave isn't interested in working so I guess he just has it to look like he's achieved something with his life other than get laughed at.
 
But to pay $20 for a fake doctorate, as far as I know that does nothing except pad your resume or get you fake clout.
Not only that, to pay for a fake doctorate from a church (w/e) that everyone knows is in the business of ordaining/certifying everyone, and then to brag about it. The line about being an ordained minister, no further explanation, is already out of place on the 600-word biography of a skeptic/professional atheist. Maybe there was a joke here that didn't make it past editing, but the way it stands, it's a strange choice.
 
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Not only that, to pay for a fake doctorate from a church (w/e) that everyone knows is in the business of ordaining/certifying everyone, and then to brag about it. The line about being an ordained minister, no further explanation, is already out of place on the 600-word biography of a skeptic/professional atheist. Maybe there was a joke here that didn't make it past editing, but the way it stands, it's a strange choice.
Exactly, that's why it kind of blew my mind to see it. ULC is pretty well known generally, and I'd expect it to be better known among atheist communities because that's where you go if you want to officiate a wedding but you aren't religious. Maybe it started out as a private online atheism community joke ("lol normies think this matters"), but, much like his gender, he has now gone full on delusional and doesn't care how ridiculous it makes him look.
 
[narrator voice] It was the best of twins. It was the worst of twins. Andy, having not shot up a school, went on to think about how best to serve his community and worked his way up to a leadership position. Dave, having not done anything ever, went on to demand everyone call him she/her. The end.
 
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So he's condemning America for giving people who make mistakes as children another chance as adults?

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Oh the irony. Seems he's an even bigger failure than we thought, having wasted his ten thousand times better chance of becoming a millionaire :story:
A high school dropout with no work ethic or ambition, but high enough Party members for parents, has a ten thousand times better chance of becoming a millionaire someday than the average person disallowed from starting their own business which is treason against the state.

Socialism is the ideal.
 
I wouldn't put it past Dave to try and pass as a high school student to try and get access to all those minors to groom. It would be like troon XMas everyday.
I could see him trying, because he's gross, but fortunately it would never work because Dave is exceptionally rough-looking, even for his actual age.
 
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