Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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    Votes: 34 2.5%
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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
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This.... I'm at a loss for words
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I was watching old Jack videos and came across this video of him tasting different pizza chains. I can’t finish it. Jack turns into an insipid, ungrateful, piece of shit Karen who inconveniences everyone who gets in the way of his gud fud. Fuck this guy.

Yeah, nobody can make good pizza in California. Including him.
jack is full on gay in this video. he's just being a full on faggot.
also the fucking audacity of him to blame "hurr Durr nobody in California knows how to make a pizza" and then picking up 3 pizzas from NATIONWIDE CHAINS to compare. there is plenty of good pizza in California.
 

I was watching old Jack videos and came across this video of him tasting different pizza chains. I can’t finish it. Jack turns into an insipid, ungrateful, piece of shit Karen who inconveniences everyone who gets in the way of his gud fud. Fuck this guy.

Yeah, nobody can make good pizza in California. Including him.
>This is called Pizza Hut, some of you might not live near one but it's nation wide
Everyone knows Pizza Hut you fucking wanker.
>Look at how small it is... this used to be a medium when I was a kid, now a large
Shut the fuck up, America's small size pizzas are larger than the rest of the world's large sized ones. There's a reason Americans are all so fucking fat. Enjoy cheddar, mutt.

He's now whining about the amount of fucking cheese on the pizza that costs $15.
An ISIS execution video is less disgusting.
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>All you're doing is buying dough
A pizza is majority the base, retard.
Yeah, $15 is a ripoff. I can make the same pizza but better for ~$8, with a pizza stone. That's beside the point though.

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Fat fucking retard showed his address. I bet he did it intentionally because he wanted more free pizza.

Do people just use the pizza box surface as a plate? It's full of dust and debris, and weird colouring agents for all the branding. Fucking gross, pig. At least use this thing called a PLATE.
>This pizza cost me $10, cheaper, that's even worse than pizza hut!
Yes Jack, a $10 pizza had less stuff on it than a $15 pizza. Go figure.

Is he seriously calling this burnt?
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This is what burnt looks like.
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The video quality was actually really good for something from 15 years ago. It was better than the garbage quality he shows now.
 
Jack reviews the new Godzilla movie

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NO NUDITY

NO POLITICAL AGENDAS
I love that jack doesn't even know the term "suspension of disbelief", insted he has to ramble for 20 seconds to describe a 3 word phrase.

Also... nigga it's a fucking Godzilla and King Kong movie. WTF you mean some things were unrealistic.
 
I love that jack doesn't even know the term "suspension of disbelief", insted he has to ramble for 20 seconds to describe a 3 word phrase.

Also... nigga it's a fucking Godzilla and King Kong movie. WTF you mean some things were unrealistic.
A Christian complaining about suspension of disbelief cracks me up.
 
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