Official Kiwifarms Edgy Atheist Thread - where we make fun of all sorts of sky daddy believers

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I realized that hating people just because they believed something I didn't was retarded and made no different from the people I hated, and Christians weren't really that bad.

On the whole, Christians who really try to live in a Christian manner are some of the nicest, most decent people you're likely to meet in 2024. There are a million subjects people politely avoid to get along with people they otherwise really enjoy the company of - Christianity is just one of those subjects.

I think the Internet has made way too many spergs believe that ideological disagreements have to be the defining aspect of how you relate to other people.

 

[Skitarii]

GRRRRR I HATE MY DAD!

WHY DON'T U BELIEVE IN ODIN????!!!!!

 

[AgendaPoster]

I haven't seen a single intelligent thing about religion posted about religious people here, who seem to be historically and theologically illiterate.
However, your posts are somehow even dumber and way less funny.
Also, you're a retarded Zionist and either a Jew or worse, a philo-Semite.

 

[Tablet County]

I haven't seen a single intelligent thing about religion posted about religious people here, who seem to be historically and theologically illiterate.

Here as in this thread or the site as a whole? Because either way I agree.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Here as in this thread or the site as a whole? Because either way I agree.

Yes
(janny wordswordswords escape)

 

[Tablet County]

Yes
(janny wordswordswords escape)

It's okay we're in General, I don't think you'll get banned for one word responses here. Sometimes you can even get away with a reaction gif if the jannies aren't looking.

 

[The Deep State]

Actually I did nearly get swept up by religious fervour when I was like, seven or eight. But it was peer pressure that motivated it, not familial obligation.
I had a (metaphorical) come to Jesus moment and realized "wait, I'm only getting into this because other people are telling me to, and not through any desire of my own" and the experience creeped retarded little me out. So really it was the Christian bandwagon I nearly jumped on without thinking.

I never went to church outside of funerals. I just found and still find the very concept of Christianity ridiculous the same way I find trannydom, wicca, Islam, etc. ridiculous. Difference is I find Christian myth fascinating and basically all of the stuff I like about western society comes from Christianity, so I don't hate it so much as tolerate it. I was very off-internet for the first few years of my life and it was only around about middle school that I fell in with the RationalWiki crowd so I wasn't jumping on a bandwagon before that, I just experienced religion for myself and I was confused.

Eventually I came to realize that RationalWiki fags were just as spiteful and bitter as they claimed Christians to be and while I still found religion to be goofy, I realized that hating people just because they believed something I didn't was retarded and made no different from the people I hated, and Christians weren't really that bad.

Of course, then I discovered A&N, and all the obnoxious, masturbatory Christ is Kang bullshit made me realize that I wasn't just a retarded teenager latching onto a trend and RationalWiki did nothing wrong.

TL;DR, yes I am.

I honestly feel bad for you people.

Most Christians, Jews, and Hindus I know are nice people and even some Muslims aren't that bad. I like their fantasy bullshit the same way I enjoy Greek or Norse mythology (i.e religions of yesteryear). I love Japanese traditions and festivals, including the ones that have roots in Shinto. Cathedrals have some sick architecture, and Christmas is great too.

Yet, in spite of all that, I've never felt insecure in my position as an atheist, and if a religious friend asked for my honest opinion, I would rip them in half instead of giving them some lukewarm drivel. I've never been bothered one iota by gender-specials or any of the other crap atheists, secular humanists, and the I-fucking-love-science crowd have been getting into - because none of that shit has anything to do with me or my positions. Are we independent thinkers or not?

You people, are so bothered by culture wars bullshit and its team sports mentality - that despite being on a website where almost everyone gets shit on, not only would you refrain from pushing back if atheists like yourself were being on shit on (you'd probably join in, honestly), but also, your first instinct upon seeing another atheist dish it back to the religious is to scream "FUCK OFF I'M NOT A FAGGOT ANYMORE!!!". That, is how horribly you've cucked yourself as an atheist. There's an option in the poll for people like you.

Listen dude, I'm not even gonna address the dumb shit you slid in about Christianity being the source of good things in the west (lmao) because you clearly have unresolved issues and need to take a vacation to the Swiss Alps or something to clear your head. It's okay to be unapologetic as an atheist and shit on religions/religious people - no one is asking you to hate every last sky daddy haver or say "trans rights". Just take it easy, holy shit.

 

[The Deep State]

I haven't seen a single intelligent thing about religion posted about religious people here, who seem to be historically and theologically illiterate.
However, your posts are somehow even dumber and way less funny.
Also, you're a retarded Zionist and either a Jew or worse, a philo-Semite.

You will never be White.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You will never be White.

Whatever Balkan mystery meat I might be... at least I am not Jewish

 

[The Deep State]

Whatever Balkan mystery meat I might be... at least I am not Jewish

I mean, if you wanna make fun of Jews or Judaism you're more than welcome to. That's what the thread is for. I know you're just here to seethe at me for making you look like a retard in other threads, but I'd encourage even a mongrel like you to have fun for once.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

your first instinct upon seeing another atheist dish it back to the religious is to scream "FUCK OFF I'M NOT A FAGGOT ANYMORE!!!". That, is how horribly you've cucked yourself as an atheist.

For your sake, I hope you're doing some kind of ironic bit. As embarrassing as being an edgy teenage atheist is, being an edgy adult atheist is a thousand times worse.

 

[Tablet County]

I've never felt insecure in my position as an atheist,

Having read your giant wall of spergery, you'll have to try harder to convince me.

your first instinct upon seeing another atheist dish it back to the religious is to scream "FUCK OFF I'M NOT A FAGGOT ANYMORE!!!". That, is how horribly you've cucked yourself as an atheist. There's an option in the poll for people like you.

It was a joke you retard. I can think Christianity is a giant larp and also realize that fedoras were to atheism what crack was to black neighborhoods.

You're preaching to the choir and pretending I'm not in it because I recognize that I was a faggot as a teenager.
I'm not at all apologetic about thinking religion is retarded, I'm just polite enough to keep my collapsible fedora in my back pocket. I'm also something of an autist when it comes to religion in general. I love all the legends, the weird rites, the history, so I don't know what the fuck you're on about. I don't know how me coming to realize that I was a cunt towards people unnecessarily because I was a teenager who tried way too hard to be atheist has anything to do with culture wars.

Is this kayfabe? Are you roleplaying a stereotypical redditor for jokes?

EDIT: I really needed time to parse this but

but also, your first instinct upon seeing another atheist dish it back to the religious

Dish it back? Dish what back? You made a thread, presumably to cope and seethe, likely because some Jeezo simps said you were the spawn of satan or some gay shit. You don't need a thread to point out religious people being retarded, A&N is already a zoo of Christcuck cope.
I'm honestly surprised you're being honest and not just pretending to be "le edgy atheist" for a meme. Given the amount of Jesusfaggotry on this forum I legit thought this was a joke thread and responded accordingly.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Is this kayfabe? Are you roleplaying a stereotypical redditor for jokes?

He is incredibly, stereotypically angry...

 

[The Deep State]

It was a joke you retard. I can think Christianity is a giant larp and also realize that fedoras were to atheism what crack was to black neighborhoods.

You're preaching to the choir and pretending I'm not in it because I recognize that I was a faggot as a teenager.
I'm not at all apologetic about thinking religion is retarded, I'm just polite enough to keep my collapsible fedora in my back pocket. I'm also something of an autist when it comes to religion in general. I love all the legends, the weird rites, the history, so I don't know what the fuck you're on about. I don't know how me coming to realize that I was a cunt towards people unnecessarily because I was a teenager who tried way too hard to be atheist has anything to do with culture wars.

Is this kayfabe? Are you roleplaying a stereotypical redditor for jokes?

You're not bothered by anyone on the site shitting on atheists, and that's fine, but you're extremely bothered by people shitting on Christians. Not only are you lashing out here, you're also doing some gay repentance shit no one asked for. "I was a faggot. I was a cunt. I'm sorry. I won't pull out my fedora anymore from now on." And now you're in one of the anti-atheist threads asking for asspats. "Can I be one of the based ones bros? See, I'm pulling quotes without context!"

Look, you've done enough. I think you're utterly pathetic for cucking yourself to Christians like this, but we're not going to resolve those issues here. The wall of text was in response to yours (and you read it, so who cares) and there would've been no need for it anyway if you didn't come in here and start sperging like a retard. I hope you find peace.

 

[Tablet County]

You're not bothered by anyone on the site shitting on atheists, and that's fine, but you're extremely bothered by people shitting on Christians. Not only are you lashing out here, you're also doing some gay repentance shit no one asked for. "I was a faggot. I was a cunt. I'm sorry. I won't pull out my fedora anymore from now on." And now you're on the euphoric atheist thread asking for asspats. "Can I be one of the based ones bros? See, I'm bashing other atheists without context!"

Jesus H. Christ you're retarded.

Look, you've done enough. I think you're utterly pathetic for cucking yourself to Christians like this, but we're not going to resolve those issues here. The wall of text was in response to yours (and you read it, so who cares) and there would've been no need for it anyway if you didn't come in here and start sperging like a retard. I hope you find peace.

I hope you get raped to death by aged celebrities you fucking weirdo.

 

[The Deep State]

Jesus H. Christ you're retarded.

I hope you get raped to death by aged celebrities you fucking weirdo.

Okay, don't find peace. Keep screeching and throwing tantrums like a nigger.

 

[The Deep State]

Dish it back? Dish what back? You made a thread, presumably to cope and seethe, likely because some Jeezo simps said you were the spawn of satan or some gay shit. You don't need a thread to point out religious people being retarded, A&N is already a zoo of Christcuck cope.
I'm honestly surprised you're being honest and not just pretending to be "le edgy atheist" for a meme. Given the amount of Jesusfaggotry on this forum I legit thought this was a joke thread and responded accordingly.

Don't edit stuff in 30 minutes later that I won't get a notification for.

The thread is for mocking theists and religious people just like how there are threads mocking atheists, breadtubers, K-pop fans, furries, incels, etc. And for random atheist stuff. Plain and simple. I barely fight people on religion here or visit A&N much for that matter, so this isn't a reaction to some spergy "Jeezo simp". It's amusing how people lose their shit when it's their team being made fun of.

 

[eatler]

Wow you guys actually accomplished the goal you set out to do. A true atheist and religious person would just get into endless arguments all do over nothing and would end in petty arguments and jabs. Nice job team!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

A true atheist and religious person would just get into endless arguments all do over nothing and would end in petty arguments and jabs

All I see are two atheists arguing.

Unless this is a metaphor for something...

 

[The Deep State]

Wow you guys actually accomplished the goal you set out to do. A true atheist and religious person would just get into endless arguments all do over nothing and would end in petty arguments and jabs. Nice job team!
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We haven't even gotten started yet. As the other guy said, I've literally just been going back and forth with other atheists (I'm pretty sure AgendaGypsy is at least agnostic too).

The Christards have become smart. They're sending over their dhimmis to fight in their stead.