Most insufferable group of atheists?

Title

  • Rationalists

  • Antinatalists

  • Dude weed agnostics

  • Tankies

  • Neopagans

  • Lolberts

  • Eastern Bloc rapefugees

  • Fedorafags

  • Plato ballsuckers (dyuuuddeee debate me on metaphysics bro pls bro just debate me)

  • Troonies

  • Tumblr witches

  • Secular Jews

  • LGBTBBQ

  • Superstitious atheists (ones who believe in luck, destiny, meditation etc.)

  • Other


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I am going with "superstitious atheists" of the esoteric moron variety.
Mostly chicks, but also a lot of soys joining into the action.

"I am not religious, but I am spiritual"
"Dude, eastern wisdom"
"Those stones totally resonate with my chakra"
your chakra will definitely resonate with my gut punch! KRAPOW!
 
Satanism isn’t atheism. I like to mock satanists as dumb science hating hicks who believe in an invisible fire wizard.

Based atheists are the ones who were taught and learned religion, but rejected it. Shitty atheists are the ones who don’t understand what they are rejecting and end up in secular cults.
 
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I am going with "superstitious atheists" of the esoteric moron variety.
Mostly chicks, but also a lot of soys joining into the action.

"I am not religious, but I am spiritual"
"Dude, eastern wisdom"
"Those stones totally resonate with my chakra"
I met one like this, commie and self entlited "materialist" but couldn't shut up about this pretencious bullshit.
 
Rationalists tend to be the most annoying because they show up where you least expect them, and they all have that same self assured Sam Harris vibe of saying directly contradictory things to your face (denying free will while selling you self help) and then acting like you're the one with the problem when you point it out.
 
Agnostics but not dude weed agnostics -- smarmy fucks like their exemplar Dawkins, inventor of the "atheist spectrum" (nigger). Much like the gender spectrum, the faggotry spectrum, and the autist spectrum, this is extremely homosexual and designed to smear people.

See, the smarmy fuck says the chud atheists (10 on the spectrum) do not allow for the existence of God (God!), which is why they're deplorable chuds -- but he, the cultured intellectual, 9 on the spectrum, does, therefore he's far superior.

But if you actually buy into atheism (please no niggers who don't understand conditionals), the gods in atheism (which don't exist) are specific gods -- the Christian God, the Muslim God, the Jewish God, the Zoroastrian God, the Greek Gods, the Norse Gods, the Abbo Gods, etc -- all of them don't exist, but they're countable and describable in either a finite or a countably infinite amount of words.
(the Abbo gods are interesting, because the physical objects or landscape features exist but they lack some properties ascribed to them)
To an atheist, religious stupidity comes in two varieties:
  • old-school believing in something that's just not there or didn't happen (Christ rose from the dead and there was a small zombie apocalypse; Muhammad went to the moon)
  • modern gay retard goalpost moving "God of the Gaps": we don't know what's out there, therefore it must be my own God (not anyone else's)
And after laughing at the delulu gap-minded conservatard wignats, Dawkins turns around and uses the same God of the Gaps retardation against the uncultured atheist chuds: "What you don't know can be a God -> if you don't think there can be a God, you think you know everything -> if you think you know everything, you're retarded". But "what you don't know" can't be a God. There can be an animal, or a particle, or a chemical compound, or a planet we don't know about, are those Gods? This smells of "lesbians are non-men" troon diarrhea.
 
Secular Jews are the most destructive, but even they have proper hygiene and if you change the topic to something they have innocent enthusiasm for, they have a human sparkle to their eyes. Fedora guys smell bad, have a locked autism expression AND they don't like anything they can't masturbate to. They're my pick.
 
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Dude weed agnostics are the most annoying by far. They're religious but can't commit to being religious. It's like a watered down version of all those shitty hippy new agers.
PL: I used to be friends with a literal weed agnostic. His father was a missionary (IIRC because I haven't spoken to him in a few years). I think after seeing one too many impoverished places, and the corruption of his father, he adopted the "if God real, why bad things happen" argument. He's caucasian and used to rock dreadlocks, but cut them after some "this is cultural appropriation" realization. We'd have theological discussions where we fell into the "agree to disagree" resolve. Good chap.

To the greater point: Neil deGrasse Tyson. He May fall into one of the categories above, but he's also in a class by himself. I was watching the eclipse with the family and my mother (who is super religious) was just amazed at the splendor, thanking God and all that. I started laughing because I could imagine Neil ackshullying the moment to death.

Not a fan of that dude.
 
Feel like most of these groups are long gone now, maybe it's because atheism is more normalised that no one gives a shit any more and really doesn't get a reaction. Hard to be edgy when no one cares anymore.

Had to vote for Neopagans, not really atheists but those larpers who want to be special are still around.

Tankies are the worst, but really wouldn't put them in this grouping, with it being a political movement.
 
Dude weed agnostics are the most annoying by far. They're religious but can't commit to being religious. It's like a watered down version of all those shitty hippy new agers.
I am going with "superstitious atheists" of the esoteric moron variety.
Mostly chicks, but also a lot of soys joining into the action.

"I am not religious, but I am spiritual"
"Dude, eastern wisdom"
"Those stones totally resonate with my chakra"
I want to add that the esoteric bunch, or even more normie women really like to use "the universe" as a stand-in for god, as if it were sentient.
Retardation.
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