Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[babadook]

GAYlord swift

 

[Safir]

It's funny nobody's been able to dethrone those games yet. So much for these "amazing developers" that "no one was hiring".

Apart from Nintendo's (which is why they have a lower average age), these aren't games per se, they're social networks. They're deliberately made hard to dethrone.

This is what happens when you stop gatekeeping. If somebody has no useful role, they shouldn't be allowed in a gaming company.

Incidentally, this is an important reason why indie games are better than "AAA" games and manga is better than comics, neither superior category tends to have professional writers. People have to deserve the right to be writers by becoming good at literally anything else productive and valuable.

Also Female and Faggot can't be put on positions like Community Manager, they will inevitably fuck it up by making it an hugbox.

The same goes for this, don't hire bachelors in psychology or other gay shit, make a junior programmer do it.

Seriously, this character was not designed for any existing audience.

Dreamworks smirk.

Don't buy these games, make a separate space and gatekeep, and just wait for these hacks to be out on the street turning tricks.

Easy to say, and then Kiwis in the neighboring thread declare the faggotry in BG3 "mild".
"Mild" is games like Stardew Valley, where it's in the code but almost invisible unless you're one (but a kid can still get prompted or accidentally stumble on it), not "uh just ignore this massive list of homoshit".

I'm all for "Pro America" and associated policies, but not at the expense of getting involved in useless proxy wars on behalf of other nations. If you're a "Pro America" politician, fucking act like it. We've wasted so much money on NATO and other associated bullshit (Trump was right about one thing. It's always us).

I'm sick of us being the world police and cleaning up another countries' fuck ups.

Nigger, you blame a country that had stopped existing 20 years before your gaymergate and 20 years before you were born.

 

[Shieldman]

I was such a elitist nerd by the time the Spice Girls were a thing I didn't really knew anything about them. If you forced me at gunpoint I guess I'll pick the red haired one with the big tits.

So, today seems all about the new Star Wars game by Ubisoft (so it will be the most generic AAAA slop imaginable):
Trailer here
Average twitter reaction:

Grummz went to a couple of griftstreams today, but there's nothing of note to report yet.
He claims he's gonna get the hitpiece treatment this weekend.

 

[marvlouslie]

How the fuck did this thread get off on a tangent on which Spice Girl is the most breedable? LOL.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

How the fuck did this thread get off on a tangent on which Spice Girl is the most breedable? LOL.

This controversy's dead weight
We're trying to get our heads straight
But we can't figure out which Spice Girl we wanna impregnate

And @marvlouslie said, "stop looking up their bloomers" (We're not!)
"Then why's your face red? Man, you're coomers"

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

How the fuck did this thread get off on a tangent on which Spice Girl is the most breedable? LOL.

Yeah, peak /co/ derail.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

But we can't figure out which Spice Girl we wanna impregnate

Obviously, one's going to be more breedable, but the correct answer is all of them. There is no choice involved. No matter who you pick: If you wanna be her lover, you have to "get with" her friends.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I was such a elitist nerd by the time the Spice Girls were a thing I didn't really knew anything about them. If you forced me at gunpoint I guess I'll pick the red haired one with the big tits.

So, today seems all about the new Star Wars game by Ubisoft (so it will be the most generic AAAA slop imaginable):
Trailer here
Average twitter reaction:
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Grummz went to a couple of griftstreams today, but there's nothing of note to report yet.
He claims he's gonna get the hitpiece treatment this weekend.

I thought this was a new "Life is Strange" game LMFAO
It might still be for all I know, just in the Soy Wars universe.

 

[marvlouslie]

Obviously, one's going to be more breedable, but the correct answer is all of them. There is no choice involved. No matter who you pick: If you wanna be her lover, you have to "get with" her friends.

I mean, they pretty much lay it out on the table right there. "Harem" route it is then.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I was such a elitist nerd by the time the Spice Girls were a thing I didn't really knew anything about them. If you forced me at gunpoint I guess I'll pick the red haired one with the big tits.

So, today seems all about the new Star Wars game by Ubisoft (so it will be the most generic AAAA slop imaginable):
Trailer here
Average twitter reaction:
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Grummz went to a couple of griftstreams today, but there's nothing of note to report yet.
He claims he's gonna get the hitpiece treatment this weekend.

Burn down Ubisoft

 

[Metamorpho]

Burn down Ubisoft
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Place your bets folks! How much longer is Ubisoft going to last?

 

[marvlouslie]

Burn down Ubisoft
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I was already going to ignore it because "Disney Star Wars", but holy shit, they're just copying everyone else. If you buy these games at this point, you're just wasting money.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

The new Ubislop star wars game requires an internet connection to install the game. It's a single-player game.

lol, lmao even.

 

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So, today seems all about the new Star Wars game by Ubisoft (so it will be the most generic AAAA slop imaginable):
Trailer here
Average twitter reaction:

It's all so tiresome

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[Corette]

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It's all so tiresome

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Looks rather generic 80's young adult male action protagonist.

 

[FedPostalService]

I misread part of the Deluxe bundle as “sapphic shark” and thought they’d added the troon ikea shark to the game as an act of ultimate spite.

Just a reminder that Ubisoft will scan the chats of their multiplayer games and report you to the police if they thinker you’re a thought criminal. Don’t play their games.

 

[Judge Dredd]

It's all so tiresome

I don't get why they do this. Instead of hiring an attractive female model, why not just use some ugly danger hair from the office as reference? Save the money, gain extra ESG points, and they don't have an obvious comparison photo.


Waiting to see what @Sinner's Sandwich has to say.

 

[SiccDicc]

I don't get why they do this. Instead of hiring an attractive female model, why not just use some ugly danger hair from the office as reference? Save the money, gain extra ESG points, and they don't have an obvious comparison photo.

They do it out of spite. They hate beauty. They get to destroy it this way and that pleases them. I wish I was joking, this is entirely ritualistic behavior at this point.

Besides, starting out with something ugly you might make the mistake of improving it, like that one Dove gaming commercial where the lardass actually made the model of herself thinner somewhat.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Burn down Ubisoft
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Not to say that the prices aren't outrageous, but gamers do not need someone who has a literal roach-infested house and apparently wipes his bleeding gums on the wall to point this out.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Incidentally, this is an important reason why indie games are better than "AAA" games and manga is better than comics

Not sure about that.

Found this on Funnyjunk.

Nintendo has killed Nintendo network so 3ds and Wii U are terminally offline, it's impossible to play splatoon etc.
Pretendo Network is fan made servers remade from scratch that are already up and allow to play some of the games but it's made by lefties​

Also KF has a whole ass thread for Temtem and Yooka-Laylee, so.

Indie devs are as prone to being censorious little dickwads as the professional AAA devs. Just know who you're getting the game from. If it's someone infamous with SJWs like PizzaTower dev or someone who's apolitical then it's good.