Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

REGENDarySumanai said:
Using Venus as a graveyard would have been a better idea.
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Maybe he can use Venus as an AirBnB investment property. He can just steal another idea about spaceships and pay someone on fiverr to write him an 80,000 word AI generated piece of shit about alien pepperoni and claiming a planet for yourself.

In other words, he is fat.

EDIT: ChatGPT did a decent job of writing a short story about this. They said it violated their terms for some reason.

In the shimmering haze of Venus, where the thick atmosphere crackled with electric storms and the ground simmered with heat, stood a quaint little Airbnb property known as "The Venusian Haven." It was a small dome-shaped structure perched on the edge of a sulfuric acid lake, offering intrepid travelers a chance to experience the wonders of the alien world.

One day, a curious group of space explorers stumbled upon The Venusian Haven. Among them was Captain Jack Harkin, a seasoned adventurer with a penchant for culinary experiments. His crew consisted of Dr. Maya Singh, a brilliant xenobiologist, and Marcus the Mechanic, a handyman with a knack for fixing anything.

As they settled into their temporary home, Captain Jack couldn't help but notice the peculiar creatures that roamed the Venusian landscape. They were gelatinous blobs with iridescent skin and tentacles that writhed in the acidic air.

"Imagine the flavors," Jack mused, rubbing his hands together. "Pepperoni made from Venusian aliens!"

Dr. Maya raised an eyebrow. "Are you suggesting we... eat the locals?"

Jack grinned mischievously. "Why not? It's the ultimate culinary adventure!"

Despite Maya's protests, Jack convinced Marcus to join him in his culinary escapade. Armed with makeshift tools and a hefty dose of curiosity, they ventured out into the alien wilderness.

After a perilous journey, they managed to capture a few Venusian aliens. Back at The Venusian Haven, they set up a makeshift kitchen and began their experiment.

Under Maya's watchful eye, they carefully dissected the creatures and extracted their gelatinous flesh. With Marcus's mechanical skills, they fashioned a makeshift oven using Venusian minerals and volcanic rocks.

As the aroma of sizzling alien flesh filled the air, Maya shook her head in disbelief. "I can't believe I'm witnessing this."

But curiosity got the best of her, and soon she found herself joining Jack and Marcus in their culinary adventure. They seasoned the alien meat with Venusian spices, adding a touch of earthy flavor to the extraterrestrial delicacy.

When the pepperoni was finally ready, they gathered around the table, plates filled with steaming slices of alien meat. With hesitant anticipation, they took their first bites.

To their surprise, the pepperoni was delicious. The gelatinous texture melted in their mouths, releasing a burst of flavors unlike anything they had ever tasted. It was a culinary triumph, a fusion of Earth and Venusian cuisine.

As they savored their meal, a sense of camaraderie washed over them. In the vast expanse of space, they had found a moment of connection, brought together by their shared curiosity and adventurous spirit.

And so, under the alien skies of Venus, Captain Jack and his crew enjoyed their unconventional feast, forever immortalized in the annals of cosmic culinary history.
 
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RussianParasite said:
If you aren’t crushed by the planet’s atmospheric pressure first. It’s the equivalent of having a car (or roughly half of a Patrick) sitting on every square inch of your body. I would argue that Venus is the least inhabitable terrestrial planet, maybe even body, in the solar system. I know it’s sci-fi, but these retards need to get a grip.
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Something like Europa would probably be a lot easier. Even there, you're looking at serious danger from extreme seismic activity but at least you have everything necessary for life there including liquid water. (There's also the small but real possibility there is already life there under the ice.) You'd probably have to dig through the ice to get to it and to avoid the radiation-blasted surface with very little atmosphere, but even that would be easier than Venus. Talk of terraforming Venus sounds like utter lunacy to me.

We could probably have a permanent base of some sort on Mars if we went balls-to-the-wall on it, especially with some kind of international cooperation. I don't think we will and I'm not sure it would even be worth it, but by comparison, Venus would be a centuries project I'm pretty sure and would require technology we're not even close to having.
East_Clintwood said:
The biggest argument for trying to colonize Venus, and the one Fatrick seems to be making, is that you basically do it as a two-fer with Mars. The general gist is the shit that you'd do to make Venus habitable would create a fuckton of CO2, which is what Mars needs.
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You'd probably also have to give Mars a magnetic field somehow. FUCKING MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?
 
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AnOminous said:
You'd probably also have to give Mars a magnetic field somehow. FUCKING MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?
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Easy atalker child. If you can hijack Venus's atmosphere for Mars, you can also hijack its magnetic field.
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AnOminous said:
The fuck does a 1.7 GPA retard who thinks there's a "plane of the eclectic" have to say about terraforming? He's a literal retard. Maybe if it was a panel on shitting your own pants he'd have something to contribute.
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Well, child, he is fat enough to maintain his own atmosphere around him and his second, better wife is an expert on greenhouse gases.
 
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Kirtto said:
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Sure would be a pity if Dan decided to see Fatrick's reading hour
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50 minutes? What? Is he going to attempt to read three pages and give up? We've seen how well he writes and how badly he did in school so I doubt he reads out loud well.
East_Clintwood said:
The biggest argument for trying to colonize Venus, and the one Fatrick seems to be making, is that you basically do it as a two-fer with Mars. The general gist is the shit that you'd do to make Venus habitable would create a fuckton of CO2, which is what Mars needs. However as you note Venus is so inhospitable in the first place you'd never be able to set up colonies to try and exploit the resources, not to mention how you're then supposed to transport the by-products between Venus and Mars anyway.
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That wont matter if you can't get Mars core to start rotating again.
Also, when talking about colonizing Venus they want to colonize the upper atmosphere as some areas aren't as hot.
grapeshark77 said:
Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
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If I could I'd go to this panel and rip him to shreds.
AnOminous said:
You'd probably also have to give Mars a magnetic field somehow. FUCKING MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?
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Only way to do that is to find a way to turn the dense liquid iron core of the planet back into liquid on par with earths core.
 
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CoolSixtyNiner said:
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Make sure to wear your mask, fat faggot!

God, conventions are all retarded fagfests. I hope their convention gets crashed by diaper wearing furries.
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Patrick went to this con before, right? And they mandated the vaxx and it completely cratered the attendance numbers and they were crying about it on twitter.
 
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Took a stroll around the Penguicon website and what in the fuck is this? Why does a writing convention have panels on “polyamorous parenting” and “kink?” Nevermind, I know the answer to this question. Of course these retards are still requiring coof masks. "Everyone over 2+ must be masked" yeah cause these people have children. I don't think anyone under 25 is safe here.
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Call me Internet Explorer, but I guess I missed the fact that Patty did literally title his Dickens fanfiction “A Christmas Carnage.” I thought that was just something the esteemed author Owen A. Forrems came up with.

Why does Patrick keep getting invited to cons to speak on shit he knows nothing about?
 
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