Warner Brothers acquires the rights to movie about Yasuke the black "samurai" - We wuz samurai and sheeit

[Armor of God]

My fucking sides.

Samuel "Blitz" Bazawule, a nigger movie director is working on a project called "Black Samurai", about Yasuke the black "samurai". The rights to this were acquired by Warner Brothers.

I say this because until very recently, there were never any historical records of some nigger who was in Japan for all of 3 years suddenly being made a Samurai.

What was agreed upon is that he was essentially a manservant to Oda Nobunaga for some time because Nobunaga was fascinated by his appearance. After Nobunaga's death, he was apparently captured and then sold into slavery to Jesuits or some shit, leaving Japan forever.

The Wikipedia trannies have been working overtime to cite each and every single shred of half-evidence and "historical documents" that they can find to make it look like Yasuke was some great warrior constantly saving Nobunaga and going on all kinds of heroic adventures, but this is fucking Wikipedia that we're talking about.

The niggers are desperate to to have their "place" in Japanese folklore and this is just another sign of current year degenerate faggotry.

Motherfuckers can't even fix 2000 year old bridges in 2024, but they wuz samurai and sheeit.

 

[Jex]

We wuz samurai n shit man

 

[Ultrapenguin]

But Nioh had that brother in it as a samurai and it's made by genuine certified japs.



Sorry bigot, niggurai are historical canon now.

 

[Tablet County]

I wouldn't be surprised if he served as a warrior at the very least. I mean we're talking about the only tall man in a nation of manlets who have never seen black people before. Imagine you're a Japanese peasant who's been conscripted by your lord to fight and a big nigga comes charging at you.

Regardless of whether or not Nobunaga granted Yasuke samurai status or if he was just some kind of glorified bodyguard/house nigger, I can say with utmost certainty that this movie will probably suck dick.

 

[Moths]

I'm sure this will live up to the same acclaim as the negro wizard movie or how the country of Egypt was trying to sue those idiots that made a "historical" series saying Egypt wuzz black n sheeit

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Isn't his story basically a noble seeing him and going "holy shit this fuckers dirty let me wash all that shit off you. How the fuck you still dark after 5 baths nigga?" and he just got passed along the social ladder until reaching the emperor who also couldn't wash the black off his ass. My historical knowledge may not be up to snuff but if any of that is true it doesn't sound like the dignified story the blacks make it out to be.

 

[Armor of God]

But Nioh had that brother in it as a samurai and it's made by genuine certified japs.

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Sorry bigot, niggurai are historical canon now.

That fight was so laughably easy. Jungle bunny was telegraphing his attacks like a motherfucker. Maybe Team Ninja was playing 5D chess all along by making him so easy.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

We wuz shogunz and sheeeeitt. And da faraoz and saxonz dey was blacks

 

[Cats]

Nobunigga loll

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Samurai's were originally just warriors so technically depending on the time frame you could call any warrior that. I think he would maybe qualify as kenin but I think at best he would have been just a normal foot soldier. It wasn't until something like 1540 to 1620 after Japan was pacified that you'd see the typical Samurai residing in large homes and being essentially nobles instead doing actual work like they used to during times of peace.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

Ryan Gosling plays Mansa Musa.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh no...oh god no! Is Jada Smith involved? Will there be a gay kiss between Yasuke and Nobunaga?

 

[The Deep State]

They have such an inflated ego they think they can just lay claim to anything and everything. They discovered everything, invented everything, created everything, and are the apex of our species. Other races only exist to provide them with lighter-skinned sex slaves which they prefer over their own women. They won't stop until they've negrified everything.

 

[Alter Ego]

I feel pretty confident that the old anime miniseries Afro Samurai starring Samuel L. Jackson will be better than whatever this "Black Samurai" thing turns out to be.

But perhaps it can be better than Afro Samurai: Resurrection, though, because that sequel movie is shit, better of ignored for the sake of the preceding story.

 

[The Deep State]

the old anime miniseries Afro Samurai

I fucking hated that garbage.

 

[Tablet County]

They have such an inflated ego they think they can just lay claim to anything and everything. They discovered everything, invented everything, created everything, and are the apex of our species. Other races only exist to provide them with lighter-skinned sex slaves which they prefer over their own women. They won't stop until they've negrified everything.

>One black dude may or may not have been allowed to wield a sword in the Sengoku Era.
>HOW DARE NIGGERS TRY TO TAKE OVER NIPPONESE CULTURE! THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

 

[The Deep State]

>One black dude may or may not have been allowed to wield a sword in the Sengoku Era.
>HOW DARE NIGGERS TRY TO TAKE OVER NIPPONESE CULTURE! THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR WOMEN!

I don't really care about that one nigger yasuke or whatever, I was moreso alluding to the general obsession with him so they can claim we wuz samurai n shiet. It won't be long before they start claiming Nobunaga himself was black, as was Tokugawa, as was Hideyoshi. They're already pulling this shit wtih westerners, real or fictional. It's not like you don't know this.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't really care about that one nigger yasuke or whatever, I was moreso alluding to the general obsession with him so they can claim we wuz samurai n shiet. It won't be long before they start claiming Nobunaga himself was black, as was Tokugawa, as was Hideyoshi. They're already pulling this shit wtih westerners, real or fictional. You already know this.

So what? Blacks have been believing whatever stupid bullshit they want since before I was born. There are those who believe vikings were black for fuck's sake. Black supremacists believe white people were invented by a black man with a cartoonishly giant brain. I really, genuinely don't think it matters.

 

[RollerGator]

Nigger monkey samurai holds his sword sideways.

 

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