Disaster Shock as cockroach is found trapped in woman’s vagina after she felt something ‘extremely strange’ down there

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Shock as cockroach is found trapped in woman’s vagina after she felt something ‘extremely strange’ down there

DOCTORS were left stunned after they discovered a cockroach in a woman's vagina.

The unnamed patient showed up at the clinic in Honduras, Central America, complaining of feeling "extremely restless, agitated and sweaty".

She had been unable to sleep the previous night because she felt like something "extremely strange" was trapped in her vagina.

On examination, the team from Tegucigalpa, the country's capital, found the dead critter inside her.

Dr Marco Cálix, a gynaecologist at Hospital y Clinicas Viera who looked after the patient, said he had "never seen anything like it".

Recalling the event, he said: "[The woman] said she had something unusual in her vagina.

"When I introduced the speculum, I could see that it was an insect.

"In fact, I had to remove something like a cockroach."

A speculum is a piece of equipment used by medics to see inside parts of the body, such as a vagina.

It was unclear how the cockroach got into the woman's body or how long it had been there.

The specialist said it is very common to find condoms and sex toys during vaginal exams, but discovering a cockroach was a "whole other level".

It's not uncommon for insects to get stuck inside people - and roaches tend to be the worst offenders.

But this is normally in areas such as the ears.

In a period of two years, a South African hospital pulled 24 critters out of people’s ears, a 2006 study revealed.

Ten were German cockroaches, followed by eight flies, three beetles, a tick, an assassin bug, and a badly mangled moth.

In October, doctors shared a terrifying cliprevealing the moment they discovered a spider in a woman's ear.

Warning signs​

Insects that get into the body can be dangerous because they could scratch sensitive tissue, such as in the vagina or ear, triggering an infection.

Warning signs of problems include pain or swelling at the affected site.

Dr Marco said signs of infection of the vagina can include abnormal or foul-smelling discharge, bleeding, swelling or a rash.

He advised women to always consult with their doctor if in any doubt.

The bizarre things gynaecologists have found in vaginas​

Doctors revealed the full list of baffling items found in vaginas in 2017.

The list was compiled using the US Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits in the US.

Some escaped the year without injury, and others weren't so lucky.

Here it is in full, technicolour detail:
  • Scented soap
  • Deodorant cap
  • Bottle cap
  • Penis ring with spikes on
  • Silicon balls
  • A ball
  • Bike reflector
  • A sponge (the patient said she was on her period and inserted a sponge into the vagina so she could swim. This isn’t wise – use a tampon or menstrual cup instead)
  • Headphones
  • A hot towel
  • A phone and money (the patient was having sex with her boyfriend when he put a phone and cash into her vagina)
  • Clay
  • A candlestick
  • A lollipop
  • 15 stone balls (the patient was using urethral vaginal stone balls, the string holding the balls together dissolved, and she could only retrieve 14 balls)
  • A toy wand
 
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Im really proud of your progress A&N
Considering the thread title and subject, I'd be disappointed if somebody didn't.

New fear unlocked . How you people sleeping at night knowing this .b
Easy, I don't have a vagina.
 
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Pretty sure this is a really old urban legend. Doctors pulling things out of orifices genuinely happens quite a bit, but I've never seen a confirmed example of roaches. I can't imagine roaches are too keen on nestling inside tight, warm, wet, living creatures.
No, they like things that are decidedly not living (at least not animals big enough to eat them). That said, stranger things have happened.

Can't say I've ever found any bugs in any orifices in all my years of the bug life, however. There are way more urban legends of bugs getting pulled out of people than documented cases of it (except shit that directly parasitizes humans, like bot flies).
 
Ohh reminds me of my grandmother's stories God rest her soul how she would have to examine bottles chickens and a bunch of other things that people accidentally ended up in their anuses ohh mind you this was the 1960s
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Chickens?!?!?!??

CHICKENS??????????

the actual fuck
 
Ohh reminds me of my grandmother's stories God rest her soul how she would have to examine bottles chickens and a bunch of other things that people accidentally ended up in their anuses ohh mind you this was the 1960s
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I honestly read that as bottled chickens getting stuck up peoples asses and had a major wtf moment wondering why even the most degenerate coomer would put a chicken in a bottle and shove it up their ass

Android raptor said:
Chickens?!?!?!??

CHICKENS??????????

the actual fuck
Well, you see doctor......my husband was shoving his cock up my ass and it kind of got stuck.....

Thats the day the world got another alcoholic doctor....who never touched fried chicken again
 
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Your threads wound my soul always.
 
You know, I was already ready to throw up, but then you post a picture of the nastiest fucking things I can think of, so here, enjoy, you fuckhead:
Isopods are cute what the fuck are you smoking? Also somehow never knew people cooked and ate them till that vid you just linked. Guess it makes sense given like every other hardshell animal gets eaten and cooked like that.
 
I understand stuff getting stuck up butts, since that is a long organ system with no real 'end', but how on earth can you lose a large, grabbable object in the vagina? It has an end (the cervix), and again, if it's something grabbable, it's not impossible to pull it back out. Smaller things are more understandable, like tampons where the string has come off, or similar, but a whole sex toy? A candlestick? A towel? Hard to believe.
 
In October, doctors shared a terrifying cliprevealing the moment they discovered a spider in a woman's ear.
For anyone curious, this case was a tiny jumping spider that crawled in to molt, which is more adorable than terrifying.

Nigga would have left on her own eventually...though in fairness that eventually could be days or weeks.
 
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