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[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

That's correct. It refers to the order of the bytes in multi-byte values, and the brand names usually refer to very, very old processor standards from decades ago. I wasn't able to find anything identifying in the EXIF data.

Spoiler: EXIF data

ExifTool Version Number         : 12.76
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File Size                       : 599 kB
File Modification Date/Time     : 2024:04:11 18:53:01-04:00
File Access Date/Time           : 2024:04:11 18:53:05-04:00
File Inode Change Date/Time     : 2024:04:11 18:53:03-04:00
File Permissions                : -rw-r--r--
File Type                       : JPEG
File Type Extension             : jpg
MIME Type                       : image/jpeg
JFIF Version                    : 1.01
Exif Byte Order                 : Big-endian (Motorola, MM)
X Resolution                    : 72
Y Resolution                    : 72
Resolution Unit                 : inches
Y Cb Cr Positioning             : Centered
Exif Version                    : 0231
Components Configuration        : Y, Cb, Cr, -
Flashpix Version                : 0100
Color Space                     : sRGB
Interoperability Index          : R98 - DCF basic file (sRGB)
Interoperability Version        : 0100
Image Width                     : 2000
Image Height                    : 1500
Encoding Process                : Baseline DCT, Huffman coding
Bits Per Sample                 : 8
Color Components                : 3
Y Cb Cr Sub Sampling            : YCbCr4:2:2 (2 1)
Image Size                      : 2000x1500
Megapixels                      : 3.0

Thanks for the information. Due to the high likelihood that I misinterpreted the metadata of the image, I went back and edited that section of my post. The information from before is still there, I just added a disclaimer that it’s probably not totally accurate and shouldn’t be treated as a smoking gun. There’s still a chance that this image is him, but I don’t want to mislead readers because of a mistake on my part. Sorry!

Regardless of the metadata thing, I had already mentioned that there is unfortunately no conclusive evidence of this being a facedox. I don’t think that matters too much, though. The real meat (lol) of my post was the gay erotica.

 

[sanguiduct]

I feel like that would get annoying after a while with people constantly bringing up the false information

People constantly dunking on you for the accurate picture you've provided of what loser faggot you are is better?

 

[Betonhaus]

People constantly dunking on you for the accurate picture you've provided of what loser faggot you are is better?

Obviously.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nice find. What's been dug up on Betonhaus is funny, but he sounds like a completely self absorbed asshole. If his 'gay cure' actually worked, then he was just a jailhouse gay who somehow convinced himself he was homosexual so long as to wind up in a relationship with someone he didn't actually care for, which I doubt is actually the case and he's gonna end up being worse by the end of all of this stupidity. I get the KF sentiment against the gay, but this is no way to treat a partner of either sex, it's a shame no one called him out in that thread. If you legitimately believe what you're putting down, Betonhaus, leave the man on good terms, as you clearly don't care enough for him. Don't string him along until you find a woman you'll probably also end up leaving.

Being gay is fine; being an asshole is not. All this time I just thought he was just hapless (OK) or maybe slightly dim and accident-prone and a bit lost and poorly adjusted (also OK), and idc about his weird dick & ball size fixations, but if there is a real partner he is seriously treating this way - someone he spent Christmastime this past year visiting both their parents as "partners" - then he's a punk.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Being gay is fine; being an asshole is not.

As for gay assholes? They should just get fucked.

 

[AnOminous]

As for gay assholes? They should just get fucked.

Wouldn't gay assholes be entirely welcoming to a cock?

 

[Kirtto]

What information? Kept seeing people unconvinced that it was actually Rozzy, but nearly everything about it lined up with his inclinations. He's just someone who barely has enough shame to actually care when his degeneracy is being advertised even to this forum. He did end up locking up his profile a bit and kind of dipping for a couple days, that's the most that I remember happening from any of it.

@younevershould

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

If the thing about your boyfriend is true then that is really shitty of you to string him along like that. Quite possibly among the most callus behavior I've seen here, and that is saying something. Why are you treating him so horribly?

 

[younevershould]

rozzy and jethro are attentionwhore humiliation fetishists and they arent ever going to go away if you keep giving them exactly what they want
ever since the catler thread got locked they have basically been on life support desperately clinging onto peoples nutsack hairs being as provocative as possible just to get a modicum of hate or attention
they are going to continue to shit up threads and be retarded until you learn to stop replying to them
think of it like this: every time you tell them to kys furfag you are ERPing with them because thats how they are seeing it

 

[Betonhaus]

People constantly dunking on you for the accurate picture you've provided of what loser faggot you are is better?

Being gay is fine; being an asshole is not. All this time I just thought he was just hapless (OK) or maybe slightly dim and accident-prone and a bit lost and poorly adjusted (also OK), and idc about his weird dick & ball size fixations, but if there is a real partner he is seriously treating this way - someone he spent Christmastime this past year visiting both their parents as "partners" - then he's a punk.

If the thing about your boyfriend is true then that is really shitty of you to string him along like that. Quite possibly among the most callus behavior I've seen here, and that is saying something. Why are you treating him so horribly?

Well if you're all going to be pissy about it I'll elaborate about our relationship.

Without going into detail, a couple years ago while cruising on Scruff I visited a man twenty years older then me who wanted to suck me off, who was partners with the guy that became my boyfriend. They were in an open relationship where the older guy would blow random guys all the time and do drugs like meth. I visited a few times after, then I was in a position where I needed to find a new place to live and they invited me to become a triad with them move in so the older guy could keep my balls empty. Fast forward a while and the older guy got increasingly unstable as he wasn't telling his doctor about his drug usage and was on a lot of meds that didn't react well to him missing doses, and my current boyfriend was going to engineering school and badly needed a level of stability and did not want to deal with the imagined Russian Mafia hiding in the tree across the street. It eventually reached a point where the two of us had to move out and find our own place. The old guy got more unstable and his friends and doctor eventually found out about the drug use and had to completely rework his meds, which led to him attacking the people living in the mattress and going through a bad situation that lead to his death.

As it is me and my boyfriend are in an open relationship where he does have some reoccurring guests that I sometimes play with at the same time but haven't really wanted to in the last while, and right now he's too busy with school to even think of having that kind of fun right now.

Ultimately I don't have a plan, but I don't think an open relationship is for me - I'd rather be single and play around or just stick with one person who just sticks with me. We get along fine but this really isn't something that is long term, but right now housing is so bad that breaking up and moving on is not something worth thinking about. If I get some big break that does let me move out I'll still help him out until he's working and can afford to sort things out, but I know this isn't long term.

And yes, you did ask for this.

 

[SandyCat]

Without going into detail

That's a lot of detail

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Without going into detail, a couple years ago while cruising on Scruff I visited a man twenty years older then me who wanted to suck me off, who was partners with the guy that became my boyfriend. They were in an open relationship where the older guy would blow random guys all the time and do drugs like meth. I visited a few times after, then I was in a position where I needed to find a new place to live and they invited me to become a triad with them move in so the older guy could keep my balls empty

 

[Toolbox]

Well if you're all going to be pissy about it I'll elaborate about our relationship.

Without going into detail, a couple years ago while cruising on Scruff I visited a man twenty years older then me who wanted to suck me off, who was partners with the guy that became my boyfriend. They were in an open relationship where the older guy would blow random guys all the time and do drugs like meth. I visited a few times after, then I was in a position where I needed to find a new place to live and they invited me to become a triad with them move in so the older guy could keep my balls empty. Fast forward a while and the older guy got increasingly unstable as he wasn't telling his doctor about his drug usage and was on a lot of meds that didn't react well to him missing doses, and my current boyfriend was going to engineering school and badly needed a level of stability and did not want to deal with the imagined Russian Mafia hiding in the tree across the street. It eventually reached a point where the two of us had to move out and find our own place. The old guy got more unstable and his friends and doctor eventually found out about the drug use and had to completely rework his meds, which led to him attacking the people living in the mattress and going through a bad situation that lead to his death.

As it is me and my boyfriend are in an open relationship where he does have some reoccurring guests that I sometimes play with at the same time but haven't really wanted to in the last while, and right now he's too busy with school to even think of having that kind of fun right now.

Ultimately I don't have a plan, but I don't think an open relationship is for me - I'd rather be single and play around or just stick with one person who just sticks with me. We get along fine but this really isn't something that is long term, but right now housing is so bad that breaking up and moving on is not something worth thinking about. If I get some big break that does let me move out I'll still help him out until he's working and can afford to sort things out, but I know this isn't long term.

And yes, you did ask for this.

One, god damn, learn not to powerlevel in a thread dedicated to halal. And well after you were bragging about not being able to be tracked down and having excellent opsec. Just bad form.

Two, I know about faggot's inclinations, but I was still coming into this with the idea it was a monogamous relationship, good on you for clearing that up.. in exhaustive detail. I can see why you don't give nearly as much of a shit on staying with him until you surely find that lucky lady, but you're really just still in cause the market is shit? Buddy, it's been getting worse year after year, and people have kept proclaiming that the bubble will surely burst in every one that passes. If you do not attempt to get out now you never will, or it'll be so long you'll ruin whatever miniscule chance you've got to find someone who isn't a man. Make a semblance of an actual plan.

You're still gay af btw. You're just in such a unappealing spot right now you're convincing yourself otherwise. Nothing you've said has made me think you're straight in the slightest, bro.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Who knows, maybe your partner is chronically aimless, shiftless, and living on excuses and tax credits, too, but he still deserves to be told if his partner knows he's taking a hike. The stupid arrogance.

I get the KF sentiment against the gay, but this is no way to treat a partner of either sex, it's a shame no one called him out in that thread. If you legitimately believe what you're putting down, Betonhaus, leave the man on good terms, as you clearly don't care enough for him. Don't string him along until you find a woman you'll probably also end up leaving.

Even before the extra details, both of you were wrong. See, these rules of relationships only apply to real relationships which, like it or not, require a man to have a woman. None of these rules apply to pretend relationships that faggots have.

 

[Gremperor]

As it is me and my boyfriend are in an open relationship where he does have some reoccurring guests that I sometimes play with at the same time but haven't really wanted to in the last while, and right now he's too busy with school to even think of having that kind of fun right now.

The only way this could get more stereotypical for a gay relationship is if his "school" was actually a pre school.

 

[Lerias]

I thought this nigga was cool. Turns out he's a gay cuck. Well that's just another day on the Kiwi Farms I guess.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

This faggotron has over 7.5k posts in a year. That's around 20 posts a day. Jesus Christ how horrifying.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Some choice quotes from Interview with the King of Dust by @Betonhaus. The plot is that a meteor crashes and infects the narrator with nanomachines, called Dust, that allow him to reform his body and other bodies to make supersoldiers who can withstand his huge dong.

You saw those platoons of soldiers out there? Every single one has come to me, stripped off their clothes and put their practically scrawny little bodies in my hands. Every single one of those rippling hulks out there started as men half their size, I suppose you would call them normal for marines before the Dust changed things. They all remember the bruising from these two watermelon sized balls hitting them in the back of the knees or the middle of their back.

Why is my cock so huge? Ah, there is a reason for that.

They even gave up and tried having a soldier drink it, but the spunk that did not gush out of their nose ended up dissolving in the acid of their bloated stomachs, any that didn’t vomit up my massive load were writhing in agony with a bulging stomach of jizz that became useless anyways.

Every night the barracks are filled with the grunts and groans of these naked soldiers—this super solder training ground is basically a 24/7 gay club or bathhouse combines with a men’s only gym.

Is he packing? Yeah, they may not be super soldiers but he does have a booster pack that gives him a rather sizeable dong, probably nine or ten inches long.

Oh right, I got off track, sorry you were asking about my monster rod.

Yeah, this is a sizeable bulge, remember I said my balls were the size of watermelons?

Yeah, I am going to have to take this off now. See these gaps between my legs where you can see my balls? It’s at its limit. Heh my precum is starting to leak through, looks a lot like I pissed myself but I tweaked the contents so it functions as a really good lube. Just let me undo my buckle… Oh yeah I guess you couldn’t see it under the mound, it has the logo of the supersolder program on it, neat huh? The belt is looped through both my pants and shorts so that my shorts don’t pull loose through the day, but the elastic is still a bit tight because I’m excited hold on. Hah yeah I got a full bush, I got hair on every part of my body so I just shave and that’s it. This is pretty tight…

Ah, fuck, you’re taking that cock like a champ Rodriguez! Yeah take it! Hold on I’m going to spin you in place so you’re on your back. That’s better, now I can see your face soldier! Fuck yeah, take my three foot cock!

Yeah Rodriguez does look like he’s pregnant doesn’t he?

Amazing that a little bit of testosterone supplements transformed the writer of..... this into a real bona fide heterosexual who is attracted to women and likes boobs now.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Amazing that a little bit of testosterone supplements transformed the writer of..... this into a real bona fide heterosexual who is attracted to women and likes boobs now.

I doubt he field tested this miracle conversion. I think he's going to retch when he actually does anything intimate with a woman. I know of a similar case where the exact same thing happened and he couldn't deal with pussy.

 

[Farmer9876]

In a different thread here I did mention that after taking testosterone supplements I turned straight and that was weird.

Wait, did we just find cure from gay disease? Testosterone supplements in water turns gay straight!