Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Johnny isn't gonna recover from this, Johnny is however gonna end up pissing off more family members. I'm very interested in a Jerry Springer sort of what the other brothers might have to say about all this, and who's side they come down on.
If they are all on good terms with johnny, why won't they go on his show and back him up?
 
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PauperVita said:
Michael Sankeberto started streaming again, or maybe he didn’t stop and people forgot about him, and was talking about Jonny boy Harrison. I thought this was interesting because amidst all the craziness the one simple point really stands out. How fucked up is it to have your family go on the Killstream with Ethan Ralph to shit on you and tell everyone you’re a pedophile. Also, is this kid on HRT or something?


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Goddamn Alberto please eat something and take a trip to your mother's hairdressers again, he's doing his best Randy Stair impression. As a side note (as I don't know when I'll ever get to talk about him again) I watched one of Alberto's videos after he did the streams with Metokur and he narrates like a kid in elementary school giving a book report, completely unwatchable.

The comparisons with Ralph are apt but at least Ethan didn't drag his mother or brother into the Sektur willingly, that all came about by accident or through people trying to get under his skin. Imagine being a lower stock of white trash than even the Ralph clan, Cog is a Ralph alog in the true sense of the term.
 
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Cog likes to talk a lot of shit about Ethan Ralph’s relationship with his mother. Meanwhile Cog is dragging his elderly mother into internet drama to sweep for him like a low-rent version of Gator. It is seriously demented and this is exactly the type of behavior that both Paul and Michael described. Pitting people against one another rather than handling his own problems.

Cog the Cuck Coward
 
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Goddamn Alberto please eat something and take a trip to your mother's hairdressers again, he's doing his best Randy Stair impression. As a side note (as I don't know when I'll ever get to talk about him again) I watched one of Alberto's videos after he did the streams with Metokur and he narrates like a kid in elementary school giving a book report, completely unwatchable.
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Very true. For awhile I thought Alberto was just trying to mimic Turkey Tom but clearly he's way too much of a sped even for the likes of Tom and his haircuts. I believe he did confirm that he has ASD on one of his streams before.

Vanquished Phoenix said:
Cog is a Ralph alog in the true sense of the term.
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cog small.png"What Hamas did to the hostages in Gaza is potatoes compared to Ralph."
 
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Cog is trying to have his sister-in-law deported. He also mocks Paul’s poor health and says he is dying.



Cog is dragging his deceased father through the mud claiming his dying words were derision aimed at both Paul and Michael.


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Cog is now claiming that Michael AND Paul have colostomy bags. Sounds like Cog is lying.
 
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Cog is now claiming that Michael AND Paul have colostomy bags. Sounds like Cog is lying
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That’s some high quality Br*tish inbreeding. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if this was true given the depth of the gene pool over there.

What irks me most about Cog above and beyond anything else is his Ameriboo’ing. Take that flag down you loser cunt.
 
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I made it through the first 20min of Cog's stream (the intro music) then went to the transcript, because I have as much patience as Jonny has live viewers.

He said he hasn't read his KF thread, he didn't even know about the brother interviews and he's not going to respond to all the lies that we've all heard a million times before! He got all the important talking points, however, because "someone" from his discord told him. He's not bothered, HE'S JUST HAVING A LAUGH! 😠


After this, he goes on a rant about his brothers. He says he went to the family whatsapp group and none of them have spoken to the betrayers, liars and loser brothers in the last 4 years. And they are all mad that Paul, who they haven't interacted with IN FOUR YEARS, leaked family photos from the same whatsapp group this month :story:

Edit: COW ON COW VIOLENCE!!
These two pinnacles of the Bri*ish dole life are using each other's KF threads' findings against each other to see who is the biggest faggot; entirely unaware that it is both.
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Watch out Kyle, Jonny is not above sending Dan to your apartment. Watch out Jonny, Kyle has had more fighting experience than you (because he hit is ex wife). :popcorn:

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My wife's a fat fuck. So what? I'm a fat fuck too!



You think poor people who get hash brown refunds can't get fat?! HA! Shows what you know. Aycogs FELTED, bish!!
 
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Cog is now claiming that Michael AND Paul have colostomy bags. Sounds like Cog is lying.
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The length people go to win internet e points. Trashing their own family! Thank goodness these cows don’t have the least bit of self awareness
 
Autischic said:
I made it through the first 20min of Cog's stream (the intro music) then went to the transcript, because I have as much patience as Jonny has live viewers.

He said he hasn't read his KF thread, he didn't even know about the brother interviews and he's not going to respond to all the lies that we've all heard a million times before! He got all the important talking points, however, because "someone" from his discord told him. He's not bothered, HE'S JUST HAVING A LAUGH! 😠
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After this, he goes on a rant about his brothers. He says he went to the family whatsapp group and none of them have spoken to the betrayers, liars and loser brothers in the last 4 years. And they are all mad that Paul, who they haven't interacted with IN FOUR YEARS, leaked family photos from the same whatsapp group this month :story:

Edit: COW ON COW VIOLENCE!!
These two pinnacles of the Bri*ish dole life are using each other's KF threads' findings against each other to see who is the biggest faggot; entirely unaware that it is both.
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Watch out Kyle, Jonny is not above sending Dan to your apartment. Watch out Jonny, Kyle has had more fighting experience than you (because he hit is ex wife). :popcorn:

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Cog is so desperate to get validation from Mister Metokur. He thinks that his ticket out of lolcowdom.
 
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