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Hehe, what sometimes happens if you work somewhere with drug tests (like a hospital) is that one day most of staff tests positive and its because of the poppy seed pies they got as dessert in the cantine.
Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit
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Alright, since nobody's posted this yet:
Inquiring minds need to know how Philonise determined that the household leader's banana mayonnaise sandwiches are the best, out of the ones he has apparently tried. They would also like to know why the syrup sandwiches do not enjoy the same elite distinction.
Inquiring minds need to know how Philonise determined that the household leader's banana mayonnaise sandwiches are the best, out of the ones he has apparently tried. They would also like to know why the syrup sandwiches do not enjoy the same elite distinction.
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Banana mayonnaise sounds like one of the rhymes in the intro to Planet Sheen, that combination should never be even considered between two slices of bread. Syrup sandwiches crosses the line for him, though.
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That's like 20 loads worth of detergent in there, lmao.
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I make a kind of ersatz tamagoyaki, I don’t have the right pan, with soy sauce, mirin, and a bit of sugar.
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Imagine how many washes this needs to get all of it out, lmao.
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When I add egg drop to ramen or udon or whatever noodles in broth, I often add soy or tamari to the eggs themselves before dripping them in.
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Hahaha, syrup sandwiches, that's dirt poor people food. That's a just grabbing whatever is in the house to make something edible meal.
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I'm afraid to ask but what the hell is a syrup sandwich?
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smartypants302
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It's a a sandwich of fresh mozzarella, olive oil, sea salt and tomatoes between fresh bread and maybe sometimes aged ham. Nay it's white bread, butter and sugar with fake maple syrup.
Although originally it was a poor dish of stale bread and treacle. Modern black version is highly processed version of it that not the cheapest.
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Without the ham that sounds just as disgusting. And even with the ham, throwing salt and olive oil wtih the tomatoes is overkill.
Honestly, the soy sauce on the eggs on toast sounds perfectly fine. Instead of salt and pepper, you've got the salt from the soy sauce plus the rest of the flavor of it.. really most of this stuff doesn't even seem particularly awful. The cayenne pepper and coffee just seems like a hell of a way to wake up. I've heard the balsamic and icecream thing plenty of times before so that doesn't even sound unusual at this point. Not much weirder than salt on caramel that people do all the time, cheddar on apple pie, and so on. About the only one that sounds gross is the ketchup on sushi, but that's because I hate ketchup most of the time.
I guess we lost a true culinary mastermind...
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Failing a drug test has never tasted so good.
Sometimes put cayenne pepper in my coffee. Not sure how to describe the taste, but it's pretty good. Just makes the coffee spicy. If you like bitter and spicy, it's great.
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I don't know about the black version, but a man from Quebec once told me that a common snack over there is to eat bread dipped in maple syrup. It sounded very Canadian, so I didn't question it.
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Good balsamic vinegar on strawberries is an excellent combination too.
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My preference was for jam sandwiches, but specifically the jam packets from the McDonald's breakfasts.
Dammit Mandrake!
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Probably not the worst ingredient in the food I've eaten this week. At least it's a cleanser and killed a bunch of Europeans 110 years ago.
Pretty fucking based, actually. I love bleach!!
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Jelly on toast kept me alive during certain parts of my childhood. My husband ate the syrup sandwiches.
Dunno what the hell banana mayonnaise sandwiches are supposed to be, though. I've ate plain mayo sandwiches, or with a tomato.
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That looks like it's been molded over for weeks but I bet it tastes really good