Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Heres him in motion lol ((sorry again still cant figure out the spoiler thing on mobile))
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Looks like an unholy fusion of Nick and his fellow cokehead, the Ukrainian president Zelenski. Absolutely disgusting.

It's fine. There's another long-ass space opera series she can pick up now. I believe it's a parody of Spaceballs but much gayer.

Spaceballdos?

 

[daffodils]

WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...... WHAT'S THAT???????

According to this, you can get a Harassment Restraining Order (HRO) for anything from repeated phone calls to physical or sexual assault. Your relationship to the harasser doesn't matter. You don't even need a lawyer, you can just fill out some forms. An HRO can last two years, or longer if the harasser broke restraining orders before.

If this was related to his divorce, it would likely be an Order for Protection (OFP), which is for family members or people you have a child with.

Who did Aaron Imholte harass in the last two years? I first thought that female radio DJ, but that was in 2020.

(assuming that Imholte is the RO [Registered Owner?] of the car)

 

[Swole McPole]

Looks like Nick's Janny is quite the opportunist.

Why does this goat fucking wigger have a pile of toy forts on his shelves? Is he still playing with toy soldiers? Is this some kind of D&D weirdness?

When you're a middle-aged white man with dreadlocks, you really can't be complaining about other people's stupid fucking hairstyles.

Ah, he's a Lego nigger.

 

[Captain Manning]

1 min 37 sec stream, still clipped "out of context".

Yeah, I was about to say. It would be a glorious shitpost if @elb just posted the entire thing, and then waited for people to still claim it's clipped out of context.

You just know there are Balldoians that would be dumb enough to do it.

I can exclusively reveal the reason for the cancellation, forty-five minutes after the show was scheduled to begin.

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute...

Did she watch the animated series? People sometimes forget that exists and need to be reminded.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Animated_Series

 

[Tackleberry]

Yeah, I was about to say. It would be a glorious shitpost if @elb just posted the entire thing, and then waited for people to still claim it's clipped out of context.

No, the faggots would copystrike it, much to Nose’s feigning of ignorance.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah, below a certain amount, it doesn't make a hell of a lot of economic sense to actually hire a lawyer to contest a traffic ticket.

If Nick is doing this pro bono, good for him, in theory. Hopefully he doesn't botch it so badly April is sentenced to death though.

Personally I’d feel more confident with Ethan Ralph representing me in court than Rekieta. Ralph does have a proven record in court while Rekieta just predicting cases has been subpar. Not to mention I’d be nervous ol Balldo is going to start ranting about some degenerate topic in front of the judge.

 

[LiquidKid]

P.S sorry I couldnt figure out how to spoiler them

sorry again still cant figure out the spoiler thing on mobile

Spoiler: How to Spoiler on Mobile

 

[AltisticRight]

NICK REKIETA CONFIRMED TO BE A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!!!!!!!

April Imholte got a speeding ticket in January for going 39mph in a 30mph zone that she is contesting. According to the citation, she was actually traveling at 46mph.

>What is a balldo?
>How dare you besmirch this court with your sick sexual proclivities.
>I sentence both the defendant and her attorney to DEATH via hanging. Enjoy the remaining of your life, coomer child.

Aaron got 2 speeding tickets 2 days apart in February. He was ticketed for going 45 in a 30 in February 17 and on February 19 he was ticketed for going 80 in a 65. He paid them both off.

45 in a 30 and EIGHTY in a 65? WTF? I hope he hits a tree.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, the faggots would copystrike it, much to Nose’s feigning of ignorance.

You can't legitimately DMCA shit that you don't have ownership of. It would have to be Nick who does it.

But I suppose you're right that it would be vulnerable. It's just amusing how short this "show" was. It's shorter than most of Elb's clips.

Personally I’d feel more confident with Ethan Ralph representing me in court than Rekieta. Ralph does have a proven record in court while Rekieta just predicting cases has been subpar. Not to mention I’d be nervous ol Balldo is going to start ranting about some degenerate topic in front of the judge.

I think you mean Ralph's lawyer has a proven track record.

It has been said she does a pretty decent job considering who her client is.

 

[LiquidKid]

Yeah, I was about to say. It would be a glorious shitpost if @elb just posted the entire thing, and then waited for people to still claim it's clipped out of context.

You just know there are Balldoians that would be dumb enough to do it.


Now, wait a minute, wait a minute...

Did she watch the animated series? People sometimes forget that exists and need to be reminded.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Animated_Series

I don’t think people forget it; I think they don’t realize it got the entire original cast to reprise their roles and is almost a direct continuation of the original show. Quite a loss really as there are some great episodes in there

https://youtu.be/T-EoyUtdLdc?si=L5__K4u4Bbi2-yIv

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Good lord she's fucked like an orgy at the balldo event. Elementary school stopped? Admitted to being apologetic while messing with the radio as a clear distraction? Radar calibrated at the start of the shift? Thats at least a reckless driving charge.

That traffic court appearance is going to be funny. If traffic court in Minnesota is anything like what I'm used to, it's just a crowd of random people self-representing in the hopes of getting a reduced fine, and they go through them in a few minutes each. Rekieta will be the only lawyer there, trying to negotiate $50 off a 9 over ticket.

Nick probably thinks that they can get a deal because thr prosecutor does not want to hold a full trial. No totally unreasonable, but if the prosecutor is feeling snappish that day, it might not work.

According to this, you can get a Harassment Restraining Order (HRO) for anything from repeated phone calls to physical or sexual assault. Your relationship to the harasser doesn't matter. You don't even need a lawyer, you can just fill out some forms. An HRO can last two years, or longer if the harasser broke restraining orders before.

If this was related to his divorce, it would likely be an Order for Protection (OFP), which is for family members or people you have a child with.

Who did Aaron Imholte harass in the last two years? I first thought that female radio DJ, but that was in 2020.

(assuming that Imholte is the RO [Registered Owner?] of the car)

This is interesting... I'd have to see when they'll last time Aaron and April were on the show together, but it certainly seems from my recollection that she could have 'snapped' and be pushing for divorce.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

45 in a 30 and EIGHTY in a 65? WTF? I hope he hits a tree.

Where I live you would probably lose your license for that for a few months.

But I still don’t understand why it requires the attention of a lawyer. Especially if there’s no DUI in play.

 

[AltisticRight]

New stream record. 1min 37secs before he bailed

Total of $0 in superchats. Well done, Balldo.

Here's the current Balldo bingo progress. Card 4 is my own.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.
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So, his mods shill their own begging links during his streams? That's great.

Playboard isn't showing the stream. I skimmed the yt video and he got no superchats so technically it's a $0 stream for those who are playing the bingo. Muted user was posting links.

Still counts! Add another broken promise to his audience.

That Valhalla guy is a real piece of work. He was the mod who was invited to the playboy house in Nashville, along with Nick's streamer VIPs and lady gollum. Lord knows why you treat a janny with anything but scorn and distaste. Shortly after Nashville, senor janny was wanting to spill the beans on all the degeneracy that was happening at the temporary balldo bunker (on stream), but Balldoman quickly shut him down. So much for clout chasing.

Also he's just boring, which I used to think was the worst crime a streamer could commit. Now we have all the streaming offenses Balldoman has committed.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is interesting... I'd have to see when they'll last time Aaron and April were on the show together, but it certainly seems from my recollection that she could have 'snapped' and be pushing for divorce.

The HRO almost certainly wasn't taken out by April. For one thing, the police report where the cop notes it is from February, and they've definitely been seen together since. Most famously on the show where Nick tries to lick Aaron.

For another, @daffodils points out there's a separate legal procedure for spouses and ex-spouses.

On the face of it, these two things seem to rule out both April and Aaron's ex-wife.

It's something else. I dunno what. Needs more research possibly.

This all does seem to further confirm what I was talking about yesterday concerning the Imholtes having an impact on Nick's show schedule though. I am instantly suspicious that last night might have been more of the same.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.
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So, his mods shill their own begging links during his streams? That's great.

LOL. Well I think they realize its over and are trying to scoop up whatever pathetic audience Nick has left for themselves.
Like picking up widows at a funeral.

Total of $0 in superchats. Well done, Balldo.

Here's the current Balldo bingo progress. Card 4 is my own.
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Card 1 is terrifyingly close to a bingo. We may see that happen in 2024, but he'd have to have money to give Monetgraph left over, or live to trial.

Bingo card 2 hoo ee shit. That's even closer.

 

[potatoflopper]

Im imagining nick putting on his old "lawyer" suit to go to court. Only for it to be to big and ill fitting due to all the weight and muscle tone he's lost

 

[break these cuffs]

Im imagining nick putting on his old "lawyer" suit to go to court. Only for it to be to big and ill fitting due to all the weight and muscle tone he's lost

The sneakers still fit, so he'll be ok.

 

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Personally I’d feel more confident with Ethan Ralph representing me in court than Rekieta. Ralph does have a proven record in court while Rekieta just predicting cases has been subpar. Not to mention I’d be nervous ol Balldo is going to start ranting about some degenerate topic in front of the judge.

No your honor--hmm, why do I have to call you that anyway--you can't give my client a ticket because she isn't black. I mean she isn't even in a wheelchair like Steven Hawking!

That Valhalla guy is a real piece of work. He was the mod who was invited to the playboy house in Nashville, along with Nick's streamer VIPs and lady gollum. Lord knows why you treat a janny with anything but scorn and distaste. Shortly after Nashville, senor janny was wanting to spill the beans on all the degeneracy that was happening at the temporary balldo bunker (on stream), but Balldoman quickly shut him down. So much for clout chasing.

Don't forget the part Nick pole danced for him. I repeat, he pole danced for his chat janny who is a 50 year old fat bearded dude. Nick is such a goddamn queer that even the gay Spanish politician who had to resign over videos of him eating da poo poo would find him a little too much of a homo.

 

[polar bear]

Don't forget the part Nick pole danced for him. I repeat, he pole danced for his chat janny who is a 50 year old fat bearded dude.

I can't remember that one, or maybe my brain shut off and refused to accept this information. Did he really? If so, I really can't comprehend Our Goblin. How does she like...live with it? How does she look herself into the mirror and is like: "Yes, my husband was pole dancing, swaying his hips and swinging his crotch towards a 50yo poverty Viking larper janny - and I am ok with that"?