Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[Bungdit Din]

I'll admit I was wrong thinking it was a gay 4chan tier copypasta thread when it was actually a real gay looking self doxing looksmaxing sped worthy of becoming a copypasta.

I thought exactly the same. Still not 100% convinced it isn't a trollpost - it's too retarded to be real. Surely.

If real tho', in all seriousness, we'd better be careful with the kys advice, this is such a tragic cry for attention that he might just do it, and the farms might just rack up another body.

OP: if you must neck - stream it (and make it messy). Thanks!

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

it's too retarded to be real

Reality often is retarded.

 

[umami's milk]

Yes, men want to fuck everything all the time always. It's their biological incentive, just like it's women's biological incentive to not put out for disgusting pathetic incels.


There, you made my point for me, the fact that they're together at all proves that Boogie has high enough social status "clout" to attract her in the first place. If he did not have that social status, he would be lonely, and his loneliness would signal his low social status.

Is clout really a valid 'resource' though? It's fleeting. But if so I don't believe that people taking advantage of your wealth is in any way a flex.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

w-what if I bring crackers let me eat the cheese

No, Hoes can never break the sacred bond between a Man and his Cheese.

The Cheese Wars proved that Cheese is sacred.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

this looks like it was shooped from some random guys social media account and some of you are probably smelling toast and feeling numbness in a limb or part of your face rn

excellent bait thread, the ignore list feeds well this day

 

[draggs]

A true and honest body count (cringe term) of 17 in two-ish years proves one thing tbh

That you aren't any good in the sack

No one wants a second go round with twinky one-pump chump

So you gotta keep finding people who don't know that you don't know what you're doing

 

[Grub]

If real tho', in all seriousness, we'd better be careful with the kys advice, this is such a tragic cry for attention that he might just do it, and the farms might just rack up another body.

I dunno, like I said this isn't 4chan, that's the only site I've actually seen people goaded into killing themselves mid thread.

Besides, OP's a looksmaxed twink chad, that I actually thought was a photoshop job of Elliot Rodgers at first, who slays pussy and who's here to show us cave dwelling ogres of kiwifarms how we too can slay pussy with his all encompassing worldly 18 year old's experience. Why would such a magnificent specimen of absolute, pure unadulterated manliness ever want to kill himself because one of us beta cave dwelling incels told him to?

 

[derpherp2]

Stay safe my fellow chads, he will try to shoot us. Just let him go at the staceys.

To be fair 8 per year is a pretty good "body count." In fact, it's too good for a purported "former incel." But whatever I'm willing to believe out of funny spite. Also what's a body count in this context? Corpses you've fucked?
But flaunting it, especially here of all places, is fucking hillarious.
Hillarious enough for me to pay attention to at least.

Then again he's 18. Maybe give it a few years till someone fucks the fuckboy out of him.
I call not it on that part.
Actually.


Two birds one stone eh?
Just don't play LoL in his dorm, that's gonna end badly.

 

[Man In A Dress]

You look like a proto Michael Jackson. Like you would literally melt at 30° C+ heat

 

[Gunlance]

Lol, 16 year old is convinced that if he embraces being a twink people will fuck him. Proceeds to say he's been fucked 17 times in the last 2 years. Never says it was a woman he slept with either.

Another victory for the gays convincing boys to get sodimized.

 

[Fat Nerd]

You put a lot of effort into this post and I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of it

 

[Bungdit Din]

Reality often is retarded.

Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only more retarded than we suppose, but more retarded than we can suppose... I suspect that there is more concentrated retardation in this thread than is dreamed of, or can be dreamed of, in any special needs classroom.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is what I looked like pre-ascension:

currently:

You look the same.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Is clout really a valid 'resource' though? It's fleeting. But if so I don't believe that people taking advantage of your wealth is in any way a flex.

Then you're just retarded, wasting your wealth is universally a "flex"

 

[TV's Adam West]

Here's the proof.
I haven't slept in like 20 hours and the lighting is trash so I don't look the best.

View attachment 5901910

You look like you got bullied at school for trying to hard to be the class clown, then went home and punched drywall because your stepdad told you to wash your balls, but because you got the pass around girl of your school first you got an ego.

 

[N Space]

You look the same.

I think he looks even more feminine now, btw he kind of looks like styropyro.

 

[Hrafn]

delusional faggotry

Wow OP, congrats on your transition! That timeline you shared is really proving that HRT is magic, keep up your estrogen as directed, bestie xoxox gossip gorl

That physically hurt to type oh my god.

I am still neurodivergent

We can tell, yes.

 

[Lidl Drip]

this looks like it was shooped from some random guys social media account and some of you are probably smelling toast and feeling numbness in a limb or part of your face rn

excellent bait thread, the ignore list feeds well this day

That's what I thought but he did post this as proof:

Here's the proof.
I haven't slept in like 20 hours and the lighting is trash so I don't look the best.

View attachment 5901910

 

[umami's milk]

Then you're just retarded, wasting your wealth is universally a "flex"

Nignog behavior.

 

[derpherp2]

Lol, 16 year old is convinced that if he embraces being a twink people will fuck him. Proceeds to say he's been fucked 17 times in the last 2 years. Never says it was a woman he slept with either.

Another victory for the gays convincing boys to get sodimized.

His entire story really REALLY feels off to me in a way I cannot explain.
I've seen people brag about how many fucks they've given but this is weirdly both too vague and TMI at the same time.
8 per year out of a literal incel after looksmaxxing or whatever zoomer shit is also funky. You learn shit in highschool that then transfers to your fuckboy career in college, essentially.
Also having that high of a "body count" in such a short time implies relationship issues which shouldn't even fucking exist yet. I should know.

I need a proper definition of what a "body count" is in this situation. That might be the source of fuckery. I could also not care, but goddamn the self-dox is just too.....