Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
umami's milk said:
thanks mods for featuring this thread. it's not like it was already on life support or anything.
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Are you telling me you don't want 50 more pages of "I didn't read the thread", "OP is gay and sucks cock", "Essay about nothing" and "unrelated slapfights and bloodfeuds from long rivaled users" ?
 
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The Pulverizer said:
All you losers can't handle the fact that this chad looks like a model and you don't. He can dox himself without giving a shit because he has no skeletons in his closet. Can you do that?
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Jesus.

He’s a dumb kid who has experienced a few years of puberty and you are giving him for credit over years of experience by actual men.

What really bothers him and others is there are men out there that get laid because they are smooth, nice and women love them because they are fun and witty to be with.

He’s nothing special. Sorry to burst your bubble. He looks like a kid, talks like one and acts like one.

He’s just a young kid.
 
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This post makes me regret quitting cigarettes, because it gave me cancer anyways.

The Pulverizer said:
All you losers can't handle the fact that this chad looks like a model and you don't. He can dox himself without giving a shit because he has no skeletons in his closet. Can you do that?
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His ability to photoshop himself into a chad meme doesn't override the fact that he's a retard for self-doxxing.
 
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What's old is new again. Didn't we already do this in 2007?
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"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

EDIT: Ninja'd, god damn it.
 
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