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I ain't reading this whole damn thread, but with those looks and the claim of 17 hookups in 2 years I can only assume the OP hangs around anime conventions and gets with the sloppy-fat unemployed attendees.
Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.
- Thread starter Laplace's Victim
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Don't do anything stupid. You've got KF's eye and they'll never let you forget.
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He needs to be fed too in a cute way uwu
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1) No I didn't read the first three pages
2) The fact that it's real makes it funnier, so thank you for bringing it to my attention.
3) Bro got those Land Before Time lips
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Is this actually meant to be a brag? Because dude, I don’t think getting STD’s in the future (and with your alleged body count, is absolutely going to happen) is really something to brag about. Call me traditional, but I’d at the very least have a girlfriend before I have sex, because it’s not just about the pleasure or the bragging rights but about the connection with the person. If any dude desperate enough wanted to have sex they could be paying any random whore on the street. They just don’t degrade themselves like that.
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Why do you have blowup doll lips? Is this something god has cursed you with or are zoomer men getting filler now?
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Sheeeit must have missed this one.
I applaud you then, sir Merrimack Sigmasworth III
RowboatGirlyman
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OP should consider Bogmaxxing instead - who needs bitches when you can astrally project into the hyperspace and convene with the spherical cyberelves.
Masturbator
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OP has the cheek muscles of a twink who lives on a diet of pure baby gravy and could suck a golf ball through a drinking straw.
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OP must live on Themyscira because there’s no way any woman would sleep with him unless he’s literally the only man within a thousand miles.
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People with that hairstyle should be gassed on the spot, whatever their opinions are.
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Also, "I was a virgin at 16" OH THE HUMANITY. Imagine getting halfway through the last phase of your childhood without smashing puss. Man was truly down bad. If you haven't gotten a girl pregnant by 14 you might as well kill yourself, am I right?
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Middle class Timothee Chalamet mogging on our fearless leader is not what I thought this weekend would look like.
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If that faggot is really OP, nigga must've got LIP FILLERS LMAOOOOOOOOO
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I've been wondering for some time how easy it would be to replicate these type of verification posts with AI and editing software. There's nothing here to suggest that this is the case for this fella but I'm not sure these hold the same credibility as they did years before.
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POV: You are Joshua Connor Moon AKA Null, the owner of Kiwi FarmsHe needs to be fed too in a cute way uwu
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