Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[Tsar Nicky]

Does your penis does not work properly like Null's? Is this why you are this way?

You got me. I'm a brokedick bitch with soft eyes.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

Looksmaxing is so fucking gay.
>Noooooo the unrealistic standards
>We have to conform to them(and usually go beyond them) at the same time by making ourselves look like twink faggots!

I'm saying this as a zoomer.

Who knows, maybe it's a good thing, it'll be the start of eugenics and all nonwhites, cripples, and tards will be killed.
>inb4 that means the 'farms will have no purpose

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Idk what this fucking thread's purpose is, why OP is such a sad autist with bimbo lips and a fuckboy face, or why this was front-page worthy but I'm having a good time reading.

 

[TenMilesWide]

No.

Robotnikmaxxing is a subset of Rooseveltmaxing, this man's admitting he's a taft dodger.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'd like to ask OP @Laplace Victim what his goals in life are. I mean, what does he do outside of scoring pussy? Does he have plans? Does he want to be a top chef? Is he trying to graduate to Esports fame? I feel bad if the main thing that's the pinnacle is just sex.

 

[Yeah!]

I was a virgin at 16, and now at 18, my body count is 17

kill yourself whore

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

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First thing ive noticed were the supreme gentleman glory hole lips.
Must be a genetic thing

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

What's wrong with it's mouth?

 

[K!w!Fartz]

I mean, you look alright, but you've kinda got that weak young femboy look that doesn't age well. You should aim to build up more muscle.
"Looks" are definitely a part of every relationship, but it matters different amounts to different people, and what others find attractive varies.
As you get older, you'll find that looks come second to being able to provide.
I'm glad that you're breaking from the stereotype of Kiwifarms users as being unattractive FAT terminally online Americans.
Don't think it was wise of you to dox your face, though, just to prove a point. Proving losers online wrong isn't that important, you know. now they're gonna stalk you for the rest of their lives like they stalk wings of redemption.
Try not to be a narcissist because of your looks though (this is very hard for Americans).
I don't think it was logical of you to worry too much about not having gotten laid before you were 18 that's generally a safe idea because of laws and stuff, even when you think you're smashing box privately you never know who's holding a camera and who will crawl out of the woodworks with vile contemptible baseless pedophile accusations when you're not doing anything illegal or immoral.
Also, I think posting an image of yourself before 18 is against the rules. Anyway, good luck in life, bro.
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^Use these images as a guide for what your body/face should look like.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

kill yourself whore

Unlike women, men don't lose the quality of their organ the more people they fuck(unless they're tearing that thang up lol)

 

[internet friend]

Oh oh oh! A new featured thread! Now I can post the image again!

 

[L33t Hax0r]

I mean, you look alright, but you've kinda got that weak young femboy look that doesn't age well

How is it that you assert someone who's barely a legal adult with being a 'femboy' instead of just being young?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Looksmaxxers crack me up. What kind of retard do you have to be to really think ugly people don't have sex? Have you ever ventured out in public? Go to any crowded place and look around for half an hour, then tell me how many couples you see where one or both are absolute munters.

 

[Red Frida]

You'll own no one and you'll be happy

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

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Dude, if this is remotely true just log off and ask Null for a rules of nature or something. Drawing attention to yourself and creating a lasting association with Kiwi Farms in Bongland of all places is only going to wreck things for you in the long run. Take that scout up on the offer, stop listening to fags on a few lolcow forums and the world'll be your oyster.

Dude looks like that perverted French kid from The Inbetweeners.

Anyways, @Laplace Victim, let me clue you into a two-pronged fact of life in case that story has any truth to it: a) that happens in London more than you think; b) those people that prowl about offering modelling gigs to twinks aren't talent scouts at all, they are just looking for a chance to ram you up the arse. I've had that happen to me twice (the offers not the ramming, mind, but I appreciate your concern) and I have the build of fucking Randy Stair and the grace of your drunken uncle's colostomy bag on top of the Christmas dinner table.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I'm just hearing, "THE OMEGAS ARE RISING" from that one goon from that actually really sad SVU episode, in my head.

 

[Jacknife]

In my case, I got really lean—from 16% to 11% body fat.

True, that even helps if you are ass-ugly otherwise

I started skincare routines, got a prettyboy haircut,

Does not work for everybody

and started chewing and mewing, which is probably cope, but the theories behind it seem legitimate.

It is cope

I doubt that these pics are yours tho from what I've seen on that forum

 

[Beautiful Border]

I mean, you look alright, but you've kinda got that weak young femboy look that doesn't age well. You should aim to build up more muscle.

Twink menopause is going to hit OP like a freight train.

 

[Lokenstien]

For the record I don't believe the pic is AI.

My Occums-Goldberg schizo theory is that the picture is one he privately submitted to the lookmaxxing board for confirmation and OP some how got a hold of it and edited the text to fit with the thread.

But it's far more likely that he's just a zooming retard.

 

[JamusActimus]

Lookmaxxxing is so fucking gay.

A man does not care about that kind of shit.

What's your skin routine faggot?