Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[Tsar Nicky]

He's fucking Bri'ish too? We just keep taking Ls, Angloid bros. At least his teeth are nice.

 

[Tims]

He actually took these pictures from Mars as the first citizen of Bodgengrad, he used his hyper telekine abilities to astral project to Earth to share the knowledge of the Elder Bogdanoffs with us... but yet we did not listen, we shunned him and will bring the wrath of the almighty down upon us.

We should have listened... We all could have become 10/10 looks maxxed gigachads who smashed box on the regular, but it was not to be.

 

[JamusActimus]

Is the spraycel a chad?

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@The President of Nintendo can you and your co author Chet G. Petey write a story about null being a secret trans man who gets mogged by former incel looksmaxxers? incorporate infamous forum members like lidl drip and hollywood hulk hogan, I think it would be a fine fanfiction.

"Mogged by Broccoli Boys"

 

[Laplace's Victim]

But having one night stands with strangers does?
Stop being a whore and look for an actual meaningful relationship, faggot.

I am looking for a long-term relationship.
It's hard to find one IRL, so I use online dating.
So far, I haven't had much success, but maybe someday I'll find a nice girl who doesn't have a two digit body count.

Wait a second. Thats not broccoli hair, thats garage-rockband-hair!
Whats going on here?

Exactly bro.
Finally someone gets it.
I don't have tik tok, rizz, ramen, broccoli hair.

Zoomers really do this shit unironically, this is extremely homosexual behaviour , growing up i saw guys getting beat up for much less

A friend made that edit.
I didn't ask him to do it lol.

Why do you have blowup doll lips? Is this something god has cursed you with or are zoomer men getting filler now?

I was born with these lips. It's my biggest facial feature flaw.
Some looksmaxxers have said I have African ancestry, which I find pretty funny, lol.

Hey, you look great! But did you know you could looksmax some more?
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This is just out of reach, but you could actually obtain it if you took some HGH and worked out, got some t injections and then maybe had some fillers and a bit of buccal fat removal? I actually think you could be a Chad. You should get a bunch of irreversible surgical and medical interventions, even though at your age your face is still developing - and it's one of the "trust the process" things, like if you think you're starting to get bogged, keep going and you'll look great! I believe in you buddy, you'll get there eventually.

I did work out, but I lost motivation, so I haven't trained in about a year.
Your suggestions aren't bad, even though you're being facetious.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Is the spraycel a chad?
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Chad jaw, ample chin, luscious mane, soft Null-like eyes. Not quite a Chad, I'm afraid.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Women have poor taste and are gay, more news at 10.

Women's poor taste has and still does lead to large-scale negative societal impacts, but nobody will openly agree with this, either because they aren't in the know because they haven't thought about it in depth enough, or because they're lying incels who think that disagreeing with this statement publicly (and very loudly, mind you) will land them a measly crumb of pussy *insert straining desperate beta male face here.

neary a day in the life of a pitus pathetic beta-male passes where they do not harm the world at large either directly or indirectly by enabling women's shitty behaviors as a result of their desperation and personal delusions. Hate weak men. Hating weak men has long-term benefits for society.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

He posted proof that it's him, you all really didn't even read the first 3 pages.

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i ship you two.

Mr. One Ice Pick over here seems like the right man to make an honest murder victim out of you

 

[JamusActimus]

There was a low tier normie at my ward today who told me how he ended up there. After a couple of minutes, it became clear that I wasn't taking any of it seriously and had only asked him for my own amusement, yet he kept going. I could barely suppress my laughter, and when he concluded his tale, I began to laugh in a clearly malicious yet weirdly jovial way, so he couldn't be clear if I was just joking around or intentionally making him feel bad. After a good 30 seconds or so of me laughing, he left the room without saying anything.

But really, he deserved it. If I feel any emotions of benevolence towards me, I should return them a hundredfold.
Yes, it's best that way.

Lol nigga is cray cray

Chad jaw, ample chin, luscious mane, soft Null-like eyes. Not quite a Chad, I'm afraid.

In one of his vids he's harassing a random girl saying she's a fucking whore and he wants to come to her place to fuck her hard and a random dude interrups him to tell him he's got a nice set of hair on him.

 

[DumbDude43]

Your suggestions aren't bad, even though you're being facetious.

yes they are bad
whatever you do, do NOT get cosmetic surgery of any kind, it will fuck your shit up and ruin the chadface you have going for yourself

 

[Burd Turglar]

Bruh, give Kylie Jenner her lips back you shallow power bottom.

 

[sandnegroid]

im in my mid thirties, balding, no chin no jaw i grow a beard. im also 5feet5inch (166cm) tall and work as a medic, long hours shit pay, middle eastern but a bit browner than average man, conservative society so sex isnt viewed well, our women too hot and complicated for average man, most men here are born incels but im special, i start fucking by age 14, unfortunately shes my distant relative not joking, from 14 until beginning of this year, i was fucking girls almost everyday. over thousand of girls i just lost the counting, beginning of this year i stopped fucking girls now because im bored i only fuck boys now who look like you not joking and they call me daddy and love my grey hairs. looks are not important my beautiful friend, whats important is the purity of heart and power of penis which mine is very strong and big

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Lol nigga is cray cray

In one of his vids he's harassing a random girl saying she's a fucking whore and he wants to come to her place to fuck her hard and a random dude interrups him to tell him he's got a nice set of hair on him.

Very wholesome story and important lesson. Scream at women, compliment the bros.

 

[derpherp2]

Oh.
A twink relying on his metabolism to not be fat.


oh noooooooooo

 

[Locker Boy]

Not every woman on Tinder is a whore

Without power leveling to the astonishing level you just displayed. I’m gonna have to HARD disagree with that statement. You’re young and retarded, but maybe you’ll learn eventually.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Every retard may start to look alike to me, but I've fairly certain I've seen thes pics before

 

[K!w!Fartz]

How is it that you assert someone who's barely a legal adult with being a 'femboy' instead of just being young?

Because he looks frail and slightly low t but not unrecoverable. he looks like i could pick him up and carry him around (if i was using both arms).

 

[AssignedEva]

I did work out, but I lost motivation, so I haven't trained in about a year.
Your suggestions aren't bad, even though you're being facetious.

I'm not being facetious. You should get fillers, buccal fat removal and start doing some HGH/high-t stuff. Even if you aren't training, it'll still have an impact. Also have you thought about a rhinoplasty? A pinched tip could really suit you. You're not bad looking, but with some plastic surgery, you could actually be good looking!

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Crude illustration of OP practicing his 'mewing'

 

[Tsar Nicky]

The same plastic surgeon who makes all Korean people look identical would really work wonders on this young man.