DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

Khet delivered the beatdown (honey) that bitch is not appearing ever again. Phil is now in a really weird version of Gone Girl and hey they are both unlikeable fucks so on brand.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Calling it now. Kat is too tired from working part-time retail that she just wants to relax and play Skyrim tonight.

 

[flatsoda]

DSPig: *T-POSE* "Let's just address the elephant in the room!"

ZERO. SELF-AWARENESS.

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So, to summerize his needlessly long and rambling string of excuses for why DeathFatKat is not on stream scowling while DSP backseat games her session of Beyond of Two Souls: HorseFaceKathy's last-minute work schedule change earlier threw off her week and she's been stressed since. Also, she was too busy with her chores today (she was still cooking dinner when he went to check on her progress, dood!), and she just wants to relax tonight and not deal with the stress of being brought out to be gawked at by the dents and detractors.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Calling it now. Kat is too tired from working part-time retail that she just wants to relax and play Skyrim tonight.

With that calorie intake, she should be lifting weights 24 seven

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Looks like I was wrong. Kat can't attend cause she has chores. I must be 100000 iq since I can play dota and have the washing machine wash clothes at the same time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Calling it now. Kat is too tired from working part-time retail that she just wants to relax and play Skyrim tonight.

Pretty sure that she also threatens to bitchslap Phil if he complains about her cooking.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Looks like I was wrong. Kat can't attend cause she has chores. I must be 100000 iq since I can play dota and have the washing machine wash clothes at the same time.

That's expecting a lot for a potato to be fair.

 

[arrivefriday]

I can't fathom being 42 years old and not knowing how to turn on your washer, you for sure couldn't torture that information out of me either.
These small admissions of incompetence are truly next level, I can just imagine Dave working at Sikorsky, trying to make small talk with some co-workers saying shit like this.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

He did eventually return and beat that fight years later, if I recall correctly. Legendary ragequit though.

Yeah but my point still stands that he can ask the chat for help and he can still somehow screw it up for chat is so incompetent that it flat out doesn't work.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is this faggot wearing a blouse again?

Also, he bought another PS5 controller? I think this is his third one now. Addicted to wasting money.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I just remembered something I wanted to mention yesterday. In Phil's big, unhinged rant about doody and the detractors the other day, he started complaining about the songs people were making about him. For anyone who doesn't know ALT/WPIG did his yearly Ch'king of the Ring competition over the last month where people make DSP parody songs and many of them were extremely high quality. Anyways, this pretty much signalled that Phil had been listening to a bunch of the parody songs about him, which I find funny.

I can't fathom being 42 years old and not knowing how to turn on your washer, you for sure couldn't torture that information out of me either.
These small admissions of incompetence are truly next level, I can just imagine Dave working at Sikorsky, trying to make small talk with some co-workers saying shit like this.

This reminds me, at work we had this Indian manchild that worked there for like a couple months till they fired him due to incompetence. Anyways one day he was rocking back and forth in his office chair and there was an extremely loud squeak coming from it. Eventually his manager got tired of it and told him to come over and go ask maintenace for some WD-40. He kept asking what it was called and what it does, but he eventually went. We all looked at each other like "is this nigga serious?" His boss was like "Oh, he's clearly been coddled by his parents his whole life and barely knows anything about the real world."

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I can't fathom being 42 years old and not knowing how to turn on your washer, you for sure couldn't torture that information out of me either.

It's kinda insane how he will say these things without a thought and then lie about never reading troll comments on twitter. He talked about a twitter post yesterday on his early stream, then on his late stream said he never read detractor shit on twitter his mind is surreal.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I love the irony of Phil crying about harassment (teabagging on a videogame) and offensive names ("Leanna was 16") but then on the same breath he goes "btw LTG got banned for this isn't that hilarious? What a fucking bitch, anyway..." but just like with ProJared, Phil has valid reasons to attack others, while everybody else doing so is a fucking toxic asshole, also he doesn't take pleasure in putting people down.

There's also the extra layer of irony since he cries that he's oppressed because he's a straight, white gamer but then goes and talks shit about LTG (someone who by all means is protected by Twitch).

I personally like the insinuation that Capcom should just know that "leanna was 16" or "rafters1651" is offensive to him specifically and not to give him a yellow card for dashboarding.

 

[Cardef1121]

It's kinda insane how he will say these things without a thought and then lie about never reading troll comments on twitter. He talked about a twitter post yesterday on his early stream, then on his late stream said he never read detractor shit on twitter his mind is surreal.

You can't lie to hide your shame if you don't know that you should be ashamed because you're under-socialized.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I personally like the insinuation that Capcom should just know that "leanna was 16" or "rafters1651" is offensive to him specifically and not to give him a yellow card for dashboarding.

MC syndrome off the charts.
He's a literal child, he was down one or two games against a Ryu for so long. 2-1, 3-2, DSP keeps rematching all the way up until the score is 5-5 and the moment he's up a game 6-5 he goes "I won the set!" and leaves. He does that with everyone he's losing to and asshurt about but he'll end sets at 2-1 if it's in his own favor.

 

[RougeRed]

MC syndrome off the charts.
He's a literal child, he was down one or two games against a Ryu for so long. 2-1, 3-2, DSP keeps rematching all the way up until the score is 5-5 and the moment he's up a game 6-5 he goes "I won the set!" and leaves. He does that with everyone he's losing to and asshurt about but he'll end sets at 2-1 if it's in his own favor.

Phil is "that kid" that we all knew at some point. Turns off the game when he's losing, gloats when he wins, crys bullshit when he doesn't. He really is just a 42-year-old 8-year-old.

 

[Balr0g]

My personal theory for the failed Co-OP stream: Phil knew way beforehand Kat would not do it again and he uses it as a means to condition nhis dents to expect less and less gameplay. I mean we have a full reACK dayx already in the schedule. Then he seems to slowly push back his stream start to later times. Plus he never quits his copecast when he is out of material to rant about so less gameplay already. Won't take long and he will expect to get money for simply existing.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Kat ate the game disk.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Phil is "that kid" that we all knew at some point. Turns off the game when he's losing, gloats when he wins, crys bullshit when he doesn't. He really is just a 42-year-old 8-year-old.

Well, from his time in the FGC, he’s also “that kid” who would talk shit, needle you, then when you get up from your desk, runs behind the teacher and goes “teacher, teacher, he’s being mean to me!”

Or apparently, according to DSP, he’s the kid says “I have a juice box addiction and that’s why I’m such an insufferable asshole.”

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

My personal theory for the failed Co-OP stream: Phil knew way beforehand Kat would not do it again and he uses it as a means to condition nhis dents to expect less and less gameplay. I mean we have a full reACK dayx already in the schedule. Then he seems to slowly push back his stream start to later times. Plus he never quits his copecast when he is out of material to rant about so less gameplay already. Won't take long and he will expect to get money for simply existing.

Wrestling-tism time:
That theory sounds just like around the year 2000 when the WWF promoted for weeks nay months a ppv featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin in the main event knowing he wouldt be able to do it because he was scheduled for surgery and they knew that all along but they kept the marks strung along until a week before when he was hit by a car.