Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[StMaryPiper]

I’d like to say that this OP was made and then Iran declared war on Israel. Coincidence? I think not

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

What the hell did I just read

 

[CloverKitty]

This gives “my name is John and I hate every single one of you” “shit was so cash”…vibes

 

[KonradCruise]

Two years to become the Maud'dib? Not bad.



But Reachermaxxing is superior to Paulmaxxing because you look like a working class male and not a twilight character afterward.

 

[Oxyjen]

The fuck is looksmaxxing?

 

[JelloJerk]

You look really gay now and having a body count of 17 by 18 isn't impressive, it's whore behaviour.
You're a gay boywhore with really weird fucking eyes and also you looked fine before wtf?

 

[TitusOvid]

What the fuck is this? The dude didn't change from his before picture besides getting lip fillers?

 

[Glowie]

TL;DR faggot blogpost who spent way too much money on plastic surgery

 

[Balanced Boomer]

What is with that hairstyle though? I mean, I don't think much about it when I see it on some flavor-of-the-month Korean idol, but seeing it on a white boy with pouty lips makes me think it should be called a "twink handle" or something.

 

[TenMilesWide]

The fuck is looksmaxxing?

So far as I understand it the incels have several theoretical methods of doing the sex, all of which revolve around selecting one particular trait which is believed to be attractive and obsessing over it to an obviously unhealthy degree, denoted by the -maxxing suffix.

So looksmaxxing is literally just deciding "this is the appearance most attractive to the women I want to do sex with" and either complaining furiously that you're only an incel because you don't fit, or devoting your entire life to a regimen of surgeries, exercises, makeup and camera tricks to make yourself fit.

 

[brapbruddah]

If this is actually real and not an overelaborate shitpost, then by all means, this is truly outstanding. Keep leaving your jewels from your crown(aka ur sperm) inside of every desperate Tinder slut you leave behind in your path to chad immortality, my one and only king.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Why was this faggot featured?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

chad newfag fuckin mogs kiwivirgins

 

[There Is Light At The End]

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Dude, you're engaging in some pretty dangerous and unstable behavior. Your body count is way too high for an 18 year old, you're going to end up catching something and you need to take sex off the pedastal and try forming a meaningful relationship with someone you actually really like. Get off dating apps, nobody is even denying that looks matter the most to the vapid BPD whores who infest those places and that they are important in general but when it comes to serious relationships which are the only ones that really matter, there is objectively much more to take into consideration. Be safe and try to grow as a person, I know things can suck and be complicated at your age but defining self worth based on body count is a mindset you need to get out of.

 

[Apis Mellifica]

there's where your going wrong, you tried looksmaxxing and ended up pozzed

no but i was alpha maxxing and sigma pogged my way up the tinder ratio...i'm finally in the elite tier of looksmatched chad but im still onl;y four inches erect....please help.....

 

[Beautiful Border]

The fuck is looksmaxxing?

Putting effort into your appearance. That's literally it. It's one of those words that's really revealing about the person using it, because it's something most people do without a second thought.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

You were Chalamet's stunt double in this movie weren't you?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Dude, you're engaging in some pretty dangerous and unstable behavior. Your body count is way too high for an 18 year old, you're going to end up catching something and you need to take sex off the pedastal and try forming a meaningful relationship with someone you actually really like. Get off dating apps, nobody is even denying that looks matter the most to the vapid BPD whores who infest those places and that they are important in general but when it comes to serious relationships which are the only ones that really matter, there is objectively much more to take into consideration. Be safe and try to grow as a person, I know things can suck and be complicated at your age but defining self worth based on body count is a mindset you need to get out of.

Unironically listen to this man