Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

If they got her on radar, she's likely fucked anyways. I don't see the point in contesting it.

You can contest the calibration, that it was her, iirc there is something else. 9mph doesn't seem worth the hassle of a lolyer though; iirc it won't affect points or insurance.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.

I get it's a joke, but what is going on with this pilled wife of his? It's when your grandparents/parents gets really old, and are mostly bedridden, that you need to become somewhat of a caregiver - you give them their pills, take care of them in bed, and put on "their stories" meaning just TV shows they like and follow.

So Kayla is pilled up and functionally useless all day, Nick has to keep "checking up on her", and Star Trek seems to be "her stories." Is she turning into a 90 year old woman now? Why is this woman the way she is? I understand accepting your husband is a gay swinger must be hard, but does it have to turn you into this? Goblin.

This Steel Toe faggot is 100x worse than Coomalot. WTF how is this possible?

nick ditched coomalot because that guy was always doing weird shit. like, racing cars and all that, that's so weird! like, how is a racecar supposed to make nick coom?!
now steel toe on the other hand, those are great people! they hang out at his house all the time, they take drugs with him, they get in the hot tub with him, they swing with him, they wear the balldo, everything's just perfect with them!

Others might not agree with me here, but of all the Balldo-guardes, Camelot is the only one I feel a tiny bit bad for.

I mean we saw this man cry on video to a couple million people on the internet because he doesn't have friends, and how his wife suddenly decided she wanted to leave him out of the blue. I bet you he looked at Nick as a genuine friend. Now that was a severe misjudgement of character on his part, but most of us also misjudged Nick to be a trad dad. So when Nick decided he wasn't worth responding to anymore, it was probably more to Camelot that it might be for others - he didn't just lose a streaming buddy, he probably feels he lost one of his few actual friends. So I do feel a little bad for him. But still, he needs to fast track to the "acceptance" stage off this whole process, and get over him. Nick isn't just a bad influence, he's probably one of the worst kind of influences you can find. Look at his social circle - Peedos and their sympathizers. It doesn't get any worse.

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

See, Nick is a bag of unfunny poorly timed riddles/jokes. Him actually doing something with his law degree here? That's not just a chance for him to post online saying "YES I DO PRACTICE LAW SOMETIMES GUYS", it's a riddle. Almost nothing this man does is just so, there's probably something more to it - him finally doing something as a lawyer, and it's for a traffic ticket. I'm curious to see if more information comes up, certainly won't be from him, he's a lying lair who lies. I mean somebody else uncovering what the real reason is for him doing this, and what the intentions from him are.

 

[AnOminous]

I got a speeding ticket for going like 15 over when I was a teenager. This is how it went. I appeared in court, pled guilty, was asked if this was my first time and said yes. I got the ticket cut in half with zero points on my license. Court fees ate up most of the money saved but the purpose was to avoid points so it was all in all a win.

Some states have such insane insurance rates that you could be out $10K+ over the next seven years, especially if you were already on thin ice, or even forced into some godawful state plan. Even if your record was previously perfect, and you were getting bonus rates, having that perfect record could end up costing thousands over a long period of time.

I always show up and challenge everything every time, although it's been years since I've had any since I've calmed down my driving significantly. About half the time the cops never even showed up. And one of the worse ones, I pled it to something with a higher fine but no points. I never hired a lawyer to do it but it's not that expensive and it's a flat fee. If you're looking at something like losing a CDL (and therefore your job) it might very well be worth it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

I got a speeding ticket for going like 15 over when I was a teenager. This is how it went. I appeared in court, pled guilty, was asked if this was my first time and said yes. I got the ticket cut in half with zero points on my license. Court fees ate up most of the money saved but the purpose was to avoid points so it was all in all a win.

Nick is going to take a simple appearance and get this girl executed.

The only ones I've seen try are either
a)obnoxious Karens
b)People who already have a bunch of tickets and are risk of more serious penalties like license issues.

I got a pretty big traffic ticket when I was in HS (dumb teenager shit), and one of the regulars at the restaurant I worked at was/is a lawyer. Boss told me to give it to her and she’d take care of it. Literally all I had to do and she took care of the rest, I didn’t pay a thing.

I learned my lesson though; I wasn’t a middle aged coke addled swinger hauling ass through a school zone so I could go watch Rackets shove a balldo up my wife’s ass.

 

[polar bear]

I learned my lesson though; I wasn’t a middle aged coke addled swinger hauling ass through a school zone so I could go watch Rackets shove a balldo up my wife’s ass.

This kinda reminded me how peaceful is the life of a Scandinavian brokedick-farm incel hermit prude.

Don't need to worry that some crazy broad, that can't safely drive, is coming over to your house because she just broke up with her husbando, that you've been acting homosexual with, and everyone is kinda grossed about it.
Don't need to worry about taking a day off work because of that.
Don't need to worry about AIDS, STDs, looking like a corpse, having toothpicks for wrists.
Don't need to worry about people gossiping about your sexual escapades, your escort 'friends' on social media, your sex toys strewn around, and sex toys of your black friend sitting on your nightstand - cause those things just don't exist in your life.
Don't need to worry about your friend ratting you out for walking around the hotel wearing only a towel and being on acid - because it just doesn't happen to you.

Being a boring prude is so comfy, i love it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This kinda reminded me how peaceful is the life of a Scandinavian brokedick-farm incel hermit prude.

Don't need to worry that some crazy broad, that can't safely drive, is coming over to your house because she just broke up with her husbando, that you've been acting homosexual with, and everyone is kinda grossed about it.
Don't need to worry about taking a day off work because of that.
Don't need to worry about AIDS, STDs, looking like a corpse, having toothpicks for wrists.
Don't need to worry about people gossiping about your sexual escapades, your escort 'friends' on social media, your sex toys strewn around, and sex toys of your black friend sitting on your nightstand - cause those things just don't exist in your life.
Don't need to worry about your friend ratting you out for walking around the hotel wearing only a towel and being on acid - because it just doesn't happen to you.

Being a boring prude is so comfy, i love it.

Honestly it rules. My coworkers still can’t comprehend that I don’t have a desire to drink alcohol regularly or smoke weed. I don’t have to worry about getting med-resistant AIDS because I’m not into sportfucking or hiring prostitutes from the Twin Cities.

I get to save my money and not worry about legal troubles or “bringing something home” to my fiancée. Very comfy indeed, fren

 

[KittyLoaf]

Fuck it, I have a lead foot.

I did have to hire a lawyer once for a traffic ticket because the degree to which I was speeding required either mine or a lawyer's appearance in court.

And it was out of state.

When I hired the lawyer, she had me pre-emptively take some class and plead it down to a non-moving violation or whatever.

It saved me a shit ton of money and my license in the end.

Depending on the jurisdiction, it may be beneficial or even required.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So Kayla is pilled up and functionally useless all day, Nick has to keep "checking up on her", and Star Trek seems to be "her stories." Is she turning into a 90 year old woman now? Why is this woman the way she is? I understand accepting your husband is a gay swinger must be hard, but does it have to turn you into this? Goblin.

Kayla/Lady Rackets has be a perennial topic ITT. Opinions are divided (or were last rime the topic cropped up) with some more sympathetic to her as a 'trapped woman' and others more critical as a 'gold-digging opportunist slut'. I think I fall somewhere in the middle because so much of what we 'know' about her and thr impact she has on Nick's schedule comes from... Nick. Not the most reliable narrator.

If you want to see what she does and says for herself, I recommend starting with the new OP that I have in PG with the section and clips of Kayla. Then look at the LOCALS thot posting section and her involvement. If you want more, look at the few shows she has appeared on with Nick on his channel. The only things missing in the archives are her Twitch film watch appearances.

Spoiler: Traffic Citations

While we are sharing driving records, I have only received ONE citation for improper operation of a motor vehicle in my third year of uni, and that was enough to frighten me straight.

I was rushing to get back from a trip into the country and return the rental car on time before lecture. Even after the stop by police, I was able to return the car and hop a bus to my uni and arrive 20 minutes early to class. I felt very foolish.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Kayla/Lady Rackets has be a perennial topic ITT. Opinions are divided (or were last rime the topic cropped up) with some more sympathetic to her as a 'trapped woman' and others more critical as a 'gold-digging opportunist slut'. I think I fall somewhere in the middle because so much of what we 'know' about her and thr impact she has on Nick's schedule comes from... Nick. Not the most reliable narrator.

If you want to see what she does and says for herself, I recommend starting with the new OP that I have in PG with the section and clips of Kayla. Then look at the LOCALS thot posting section and her involvement. If you want more, look at the few shows she has appeared on with Nick on his channel. The only things missing in the archives are her Twitch film watch appearances.

Spoiler: Traffic Citations

While we are sharing driving records, I have only received ONE citation for improper operation of a motor vehicle in my third year of uni, and that was enough to frighten me straight.

I was rushing to get back from a trip into the country and return the rental car on time before lecture. Even after the stop by police, I was able to return the car and hop a bus to my uni and arrive 20 minutes early to class. I felt very foolish.

She’s got to be on some type of pills

 

[Sharpeteer]

Kayla/Lady Rackets has be a perennial topic ITT. Opinions are divided (or were last rime the topic cropped up) with some more sympathetic to her as a 'trapped woman' and others more critical as a 'gold-digging opportunist slut'. I think I fall somewhere in the middle because so much of what we 'know' about her and thr impact she has on Nick's schedule comes from... Nick. Not the most reliable narrator.

If you want to see what she does and says for herself, I recommend starting with the new OP that I have in PG with the section and clips of Kayla. Then look at the LOCALS thot posting section and her involvement. If you want more, look at the few shows she has appeared on with Nick on his channel. The only things missing in the archives are her Twitch film watch appearances.

She’s got to be on some type of pills

I know her as the wife that has clearly had some kind of plastic work done, is always on pills somehow, never seems to be able to do anything, and knowingly allows the kids to be in the car with Nick after only a couple hours of sleeping after a drunken stream.

I really just wish we were able to get definitive concrete answers. It's like, he shows us a picture of the two together on Instagram where her face is almost unrecognizable with all the unknown stuff done to it, and it's like he expects nobody to wonder what the fuck happened. That's one of the most annoying things about Nick - he has the expectation that nobody will question anything that HE HIMSELF makes public knowledge, but in a vague way.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

This man is flailing, and he will say whatever he has to say to make himself look like he's in the right, so if he decides to change his story from "they're a bunch of Scandinavian prudes" to "they're jealous of my money", whatever. This man is a joke, and the number of people that believe him is dwindling

Speaking solely for myself I am in fact jealous of Nick. When I get drunk, it’s usually with a few friends, not broadcast over the internet to thousands. If I’m feeling shitty and depressed and melting down a little, only my wife is there to know about, and sometimes not even her. And speaking of my wife, if I want her to get laid I have to do it myself, with my own dick. I can’t afford a Jamaican or a Balldo.

When I look at Nick, especially tracking his growth over the years, I see a man with the kind of health and happiness only money can buy.

Then it means you're wise and you successfully resisted certain aspects of oversocialization and from my point of view, there should be more people who are perpetually humble

Ursine wisdom, my polar friend

Thats at least a reckless driving charge.

45 in a 30 and EIGHTY in a 65? WTF? I hope he hits a tree

Where I live you would probably lose your license for that for a few months.

You guys are some seriously law-abiding drivers. Where I live it’s entirely the norm to do 80 in the left lane of the highway. Some assholes are still gonna come up on you doing 95, but 90% of the time it moves at 80. I live in the northeast. In Texas, based on my brief driving there, it’s much faster.

However unless they get pulled over by Kiwi Buford Pusser, I don’t think that’s a reckless.

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/169.13

Reckless driving.​

(a) A person who drives a motor vehicle or light rail transit vehicle while aware of and consciously disregarding a substantial and unjustifiable risk that the driving may result in harm to another or another's property is guilty of reckless driving. The risk must be of such a nature and degree that disregard of it constitutes a significant deviation from the standard of conduct that a reasonable person would observe in the situation.

 

[Train Operator]

Fuck it, I have a lead foot.

I did have to hire a lawyer once for a traffic ticket because the degree to which I was speeding required either mine or a lawyer's appearance in court.

And it was out of state.

When I hired the lawyer, she had me pre-emptively take some class and plead it down to a non-moving violation or whatever.

It saved me a shit ton of money and my license in the end.

Depending on the jurisdiction, it may be beneficial or even required.

how much was the speeding ticket? I've never gotten one myself, but in most cases wouldn't it just be cheaper to pay it instead of hiring a lawyer? granted, if your license was at risk i assume it must've been pretty bad.

 

[Bepis]

She’s got to be on some type of pills

Hard to blame her with her husband not even trying to hide his resentment (if not outright hatred) of his family, plus that much money being in play. At that point you might as well check out and wait for his inevitable Mr. Hands moment.

 

[Lokenstien]

When I look at Nick, especially tracking his growth over the years, I see a man with the kind of health and happiness only money can buy.

I don't see any kind of health or happiness when I look at Nick. Wealth buys longevity and is the fuel that keeps the addiction engine running, but living a fulfilling and truly healthy life takes actual effort and self reflection; neither of which Rekieta possesses.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Hard to blame her with her husband not even trying to hide his resentment (if not outright hatred) of his family, plus that much money being in play. At that point you might as well check out and wait for his inevitable Mr. Hands moment.

So let me get this straight you’re suggesting that Nicholas Robert Rea will be fucked to death by a horse?

I know her as the wife that has clearly had some kind of plastic work done, is always on pills somehow, never seems to be able to do anything, and knowingly allows the kids to be in the car with Nick after only a couple hours of sleeping after a drunken stream.

I really just wish we were able to get definitive concrete answers. It's like, he shows us a picture of the two together on Instagram where her face is almost unrecognizable with all the unknown stuff done to it, and it's like he expects nobody to wonder what the fuck happened. That's one of the most annoying things about Nick - he has the expectation that nobody will question anything that HE HIMSELF makes public knowledge, but in a vague way.

What do we have to do to get the Mr. and Mrs. to piss in a cup live on stream??

 

[Pelican Bones]

"Oh gosh gee wiz why did she get a lawyer instead of just obeying the law hur dur?" -Kiwi Farms

Fuck the speed limit and fuck the po-lice. Speeding tickets are handed out to fund law enforcement and the cops have quotas to fill each month as a non-tax revenue stream. Fuck 'em.

 

[Bepis]

So let me get this straight you’re suggesting that Nicholas Robert Rea will be fucked to death by a horse?

Not a horse specifically, but I'm guessing something insertion-related. A suitably gay way to go.

 

[AnOminous]

"Oh gosh gee wiz why did she get a lawyer instead of just obeying the law hur dur?" -Kiwi Farms

The question is why a non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Pelican Bones]

The question is why a non-practicing lawyer.

I'm trying to come up with a joke about her hiring Nick to do it pro-bono and Nick boning the husband, but can't quite put it together just yet

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ah, he's a Lego nigger.

He's got some pretty good sets on that shelf. Top shelf, Lion Knight Castle, 2nd shelf Lego Creator Castle (I bought 6 copies of that set for MOCs), 3rd shelf Viking Island set, 4th El Dorado shelf. Been wanting to get that El Dorado set but I'm too poor.

I made so many awesome MOCs with that Lego Creator Castle set.

You just know there are Balldoians that would be dumb enough to do it.

Speaking of. For the first time in a long time I read the comments in one of Nick's stream. Its quite the mix of clueless normies who have no life experience and can't spot a junkie when they see one, feverent nose guarders and I think I found a trannie.

This look to a trannie to anyone else. I could be wrong. It might just be a really ugly woman.

This bitch is one of his most active balldoguarders, and fucks dogs. Wonder if she is one of the locals wine moms. YO! @Himedall All-seeing Waifu ! This name ring any bells? Probably a bad idea she used her real name for her Youtube account. Normies and their OPSEC.

Incidentally, thanks to last night, I can now say I have watched my first full Rekieta stream in a long time.

You're not the only one brother. I found myself bereft of entertainment, so I tuned into Nick around 1 PM.

This Steel Toe faggot is 100x worse than Coomalot. WTF how is this possible?

Modern day Nick just plunges from one low to another. By this time next year, assuming he is still alive, he will be associating with nigger street criminals.

Aaron and Nick are doing it

....but they're both power bottoms. How do the mechanics of that work? Do they go ass to ass on one of those long jelly double dildos?

It also has ads that were longer than the show itself. This counts.

Oh it definitely counts. Once the chat goes live users can make contributions stream started or not. The stream was up for what? An hour? And no one submitted chats. So that's a zero dollar stream.

I would kill for an alternate universe where these were real and we had multiple seasons of them

The pink borg cube was the cherry on the cake.

So Kayla is pilled up and functionally useless all day, Nick has to keep "checking up on her", and Star Trek seems to be "her stories." Is she turning into a 90 year old woman now? Why is this woman the way she is? I understand accepting your husband is a gay swinger must be hard, but does it have to turn you into this? Goblin.

She’s got to be on some type of pills

I know her as the wife that has clearly had some kind of plastic work done

Her last procedure went wrong and now she's in a "Pike Chair."

how much was the speeding ticket? I've never gotten one myself, but in most cases wouldn't it just be cheaper to pay it instead of hiring a lawyer? granted, if your license was at risk i assume it must've been pretty bad.

Too much. And the cops take their sweet ass time writing the ticket, so you are looking at least a 20-minute time loss waiting for the ticket defeating the purpose of the speeding. This is what I've been told you have to be over for them to bother.

• 5 in school or work zones
• 10 on city surface streets
• 15 on interstates or highways