DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Well, from his time in the FGC, he’s also “that kid” who would talk shit, needle you, then when you get up from your desk, runs behind the teacher and goes “teacher, teacher, he’s being mean to me!”

Or apparently, according to DSP, he’s the kid says “I have a juice box addiction and that’s why I’m such an insufferable asshole.”
DSP is lucky that crack cocaine came at the same time as he entered his basketball american highschool, IMO, otherwise he would have gotten properly bullied out of acting like such a shit head.

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His classmates were too busy murdering their own people to bother with checking the fat polish fuck with the oddly shaped head, that's why we have the DSP of today, lack of getting tripped in the hall, etc.
 
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So, to summerize his needlessly long and rambling string of excuses for why DeathFatKat is not on stream scowling while DSP backseat games her session of Beyond of Two Souls: HorseFaceKathy's last-minute work schedule change earlier threw off her week and she's been stressed since. Also, she was too busy with her chores today (she was still cooking dinner when he went to check on her progress, dood!), and she just wants to relax tonight and not deal with the stress of being brought out to be gawked at by the dents and detractors.
dude can't lie to save his life.
It's kinda insane how he will say these things without a thought and then lie about never reading troll comments on twitter. He talked about a twitter post yesterday on his early stream, then on his late stream said he never read detractor shit on twitter his mind is surreal.
He's a narc. He absolutely watches and reads everything about himself. That's why we get daily cope sessions now.
 
So, to summerize his needlessly long and rambling string of excuses for why DeathFatKat is not on stream scowling while DSP backseat games her session of Beyond of Two Souls: HorseFaceKathy's last-minute work schedule change earlier threw off her week and she's been stressed since. Also, she was too busy with her chores today (she was still cooking dinner when he went to check on her progress, dood!), and she just wants to relax tonight and not deal with the stress of being brought out to be gawked at by the dents and detractors.
I know it's just a lie, and while it's not on the level of sick Leanna making dinner, it's kinda funny how poorly Phil paints himself as a husband without any prompting. Your wife is (supposedly) stressed out from work stuff and just wants to relax, but is still stuck doing chores. And instead of trying to do anything remotely helpful, Phil is having her cook potatoes while he sits in his office doing yet another round of the most boring Q&A imaginable for quarters. It's really the perfect scenario for Phil, he gets to cancel the "work" part of his work since he isn't playing any games...and he gets to avoid doing anything around the house.

I know the reality is just that Khet would rather play Skyrim alone in her room than get on stream, but still, even when lying, Phil can't make himself out to sound like an even halfway decent person.
 
So he's now trying to retcon the lemon PC story, going from "it was some controversy" implying it wasn't his fault to then "uuuhhh I may be remembering some details wrong even though I'm telling you the story so you know I'm actually a nice guy, also I don't know why people don't trust my word" basically as a way to weasel out of every story where he was a shithead but won't take accountability even to this day.

So, just to recap that story.
* The guys that made TKOH forums for free offered to make a top of the line PC for Phil and send it to him
* PC arrives but something got screwed up during delivery (the motherboard?)
* This issue could have been fixed easily by Mr. I Used To Build PCs dood!
* Instead of doing that, he demanded that they fixed it and sent an apology letter
* They finally told Phil to go fuck himself

Some clarification would be nice, it's been so long and I only remember most of it from a quick recap on WPIG
 
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So, to summerize his needlessly long and rambling string of excuses for why DeathFatKat is not on stream scowling while DSP backseat games her session of Beyond of Two Souls: HorseFaceKathy's last-minute work schedule change earlier threw off her week and she's been stressed since. Also, she was too busy with her chores today (she was still cooking dinner when he went to check on her progress, dood!), and she just wants to relax tonight and not deal with the stress of being brought out to be gawked at by the dents and detractors.
This is one of the more puzzling things about Phil to me, he tries to keep private and not reveal personal info but then openly and candidly discusses his wifes work schedule (sometimes even mentioning exact times like when you can go mess with her),

*DISCLAIMER*
Don't harrass kat at work guys

if she doesn't want to be on stream just say "kats not wanting to be on stream and sorry guys, *snort* lets see here thanks denthead224 for the $5 superchat"
 
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My personal theory for the failed Co-OP stream: Phil knew way beforehand Kat would not do it again and he uses it as a means to condition nhis dents to expect less and less gameplay. I mean we have a full reACK dayx already in the schedule. Then he seems to slowly push back his stream start to later times. Plus he never quits his copecast when he is out of material to rant about so less gameplay already. Won't take long and he will expect to get money for simply existing.
he's been expecting money for sinply existing since before he got departnered on twitch. but at least during those days we got 4 hours if game play during the day shift instead of today's 3. hes also started doing mini prestreams at night delaying gameplay for 15-30 minutes. last nights $53 is more than the average night shift makes, dude actually brought in more than working 2 hours at burger king would have so expect more hang out and chill with phil streams. gaming will probably be down to once a week in 2-3 years.
 
* PC arrives but something got screwed up during delivery
The main detail I recall is that Phil broke it by taking it out of the packaging completely wrong. The guy sent detailed instructions on how to lay it down, how to take it out of the packaging, and Phil ignored it all and busted it almost immediately while unwrapping it. I want to say the guy who got fucked over by Phil did a series of videos going into this in detail, but they're either buried deep in Youtube or gone now.

I might dig up the video that explains this and DM it to Joon, because the idea Phil's psychotic lie-filled story will be canonized as "The Truth" makes my skin crawl.

I believe he also didn't setup his GPU properly so he was testing games improperly and then trashing the build for the problems. That part I don't remember as vividly as Phil straight up breaking the PC himself while unpacking it.

wasnt the only "problem" with that was that phil was using the onboard graphics instead of plugging the monitor into the gpu?
Thank you! That's what I was half-remembering with the GPU. It was either that or something along those lines.
 
When i was getting into detracting, i made the mistake of sitting to watch an average DSP stream(cant remember well since they all kind of blend together) it was the most boring, bland and unimpressive show of gameplay. His commentary was so dry that i would rather watch paint dry. I bring this because comparing it to current dsp, although hes gotten more unhinged, he's simultaneously gotten worse and its still the same from back then. I cant fathom how any of you mentally ill retards can actually sit to listen to a stream without wanting to commit some sort of harm against your body.
 
My personal theory for the failed Co-OP stream: Phil knew way beforehand Kat would not do it again and he uses it as a means to condition nhis dents to expect less and less gameplay. I mean we have a full reACK dayx already in the schedule. Then he seems to slowly push back his stream start to later times. Plus he never quits his copecast when he is out of material to rant about so less gameplay already. Won't take long and he will expect to get money for simply existing.
It's not only that, but Phil's got the idea that his podcast gets him the money since he'll make the majority of his daytime income from it. It just doesn't click in his head that the people donating for his podcast are idiots that budget out and guarantee what they're going to donate a day. It doesn't matter if he's podcasting, actually getting a game done, or playing tiddlywinks, he's gonna make the same amount. But he insists on not cutting down his damn podcast since he makes so much money from it.
 
>Can't sit my ass down on a chair and play a game with you. I'm too tired!
Last I checked Phil wasn't playing Wii Sports on stream. If you're so tired that you can't pay attention to what's going on in the screen, then you should probably go to bed. But I'm willing to bet money that Kat just looks at her phone while Phil is streaming. What a professional business!
 
The main detail I recall is that Phil broke it by taking it out of the packaging completely wrong. The guy sent detailed instructions on how to lay it down, how to take it out of the packaging, and Phil ignored it all and busted it almost immediately while unwrapping it. I want to say the guy who got fucked over by Phil did a series of videos going into this in detail, but they're either buried deep in Youtube or gone now.

I might dig up the video that explains this and DM it to Joon, because the idea Phil's psychotic lie-filled story will be canonized as "The Truth" makes my skin crawl.

I believe he also didn't setup his GPU properly so he was testing games improperly and then trashing the build for the problems. That part I don't remember as vividly as Phil straight up breaking the PC himself while unpacking it.
I remember that yeah he yerked the fuck out of the case by the front and it caused one of the fans to come loose if I were to guess the guy who assembled it didn't use screws but those snap tabs and yes it's believed that he was running on his mobo's integrated graphics judging by the system information page it showed no drivers for the card.
 
I can't fathom being 42 years old and not knowing how to turn on your washer, you for sure couldn't torture that information out of me either.
These small admissions of incompetence are truly next level, I can just imagine Dave working at Sikorsky, trying to make small talk with some co-workers saying shit like this.
Back when Leanna dumped his ass, he was bitching about needing to learn to do the laundry. It's amazing this asshole doesn't stop for a second and realize how incompetent he makes himself sound all the time.
MC syndrome off the charts.
There was some story he told that I think got covered in a recent WPIG stream where he talks about his introduction to fighting games. The story goes that his uncle or father took him to an arcade and he saw people crowded around some arcade cabinets. Keep in mind he is a little kid at this point, so he waddles up to play, some guy lets him. This guy is supposed to be some pro or something and is highly skilled at the game.

Phil fights him by mashing buttons and wins and everyone is shocked that they witnessed this natural prodigy who beat a local pro with no prerequisite knowledge of the game.
Some clarification would be nice, it's been so long and I only remember most of it from a quick recap on WPIG
You forgot him yelling at the guys on stream, calling them conartists and hacks who scammed him.
Phil's Elden Ring gameplay:
  1. Get hit.
  2. Roll.
  3. Roll.
  4. Roll.
  5. Flask.
  6. WTF! How did I die?
You forgot hitting a wall or obstacle off screen then bitching about the game fucking him over because how was he supposed to know a pillar was behind him. Phil's spacial awareness in Souls games is something else.
 
dude can't lie to save his life.
I know it's just a lie, and while it's not on the level of sick Leanna making dinner, it's kinda funny how poorly Phil paints himself as a husband without any prompting.
The fact Phil hasn't realized it would be so much easier to just say "Kat doesn't want to appear on stream tonight and she doesn't feel the need to explain why." and end the discussion there and put it to rest completely instead of this convoluted 20 minute long story is so bizarre. He could still dangle the carrot of Co-op with his dents and could avoid giving out conflicting information and/or making the both of them sound like lazy retards.
 
Imagine being Kat.

Forced to work a shitty min wage retail job while your husband stays at home and plays video games.

Forced to live in a house with a broken shower, broken dish washer and an insect infestation because your husband is a slob.

Denied days out, dates and a honeymoon while your husband spends $10,000's on a mobile game

And after you cope and live with all of that, and you just want to play skyrim or something on your own to unwind... Your husband bugs you from behind telling you about some autistic kids on the internet who gave him money or bugs you into appearing on stream to please the autistic kids.

Poor woman.
 
The fact Phil hasn't realized it would be so much easier to just say "Kat doesn't want to appear on stream tonight and she doesn't feel the need to explain why." and end the discussion there and put it to rest completely instead of this convoluted 20 minute long story is so bizarre. He could still dangle the carrot of Co-op with his dents and could avoid giving out conflicting information and/or making the both of them sound like lazy retards.
He needs the drama
 
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