Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%
  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%

  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
Hate to break it to you but just because a woman is talking to you on a dating app doesn't mean she's fucking you TONIGHT. It just means she's bored.
 
No, I'm wondering why such a low-tier thread is so long and why was it featured.
Why is it so long? Because people keep replying. It's a featured thread, these always get a ton of replies for better or worse. The jokes repeat themselves because people popping in to post are only reading the OP and maybe the first few replies before chiming in.
 
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>be autistchad zoomer
>make kiwi farm thread
>Post facemog picture, instantly making balding neckbeard elder millennials seethe with jealousy
>Body every janny, correctly call out null's ftm phenotype
>Jannies so buttblasted they pin thread for personal army defense
>Autistchad zoomer bodies every seething neckbeard elder millennial who steps up to the plate

Yeah, I'm thinking based. Total zoomer victory!
 
Why is it so long? Because people keep replying. It's a featured thread, these always get a ton of replies for better or worse. The jokes repeat themselves because people popping in to post are only reading the OP and maybe the first few replies before chiming in.
Yes, I know why the length keeps increasing, I just don't understand why. What's there more to be said? Maybe I don't understand humor, but I had my fill with the first fifteen pages, really. The funniest thing was that AI song, it shouldn't sound so good.
 
I hope the 17 different bodies thing is a lie, because damn you would be a straight up whore. And you're only 18! If you were my son, I'd be so disappointed.

Stop being so obsessed with sex. It devalues the whole experience and it devalues you as a person. Your whole worth doesn't revolve around it. Instead of quantity, go for quality. Try to search a significant other that you see yourself building a future with. Being intimate with your partner is much more rewarding (and a lot safer, less risks of diseases).

It's great that you have improved on your looks! You weren't ugly before, you were just an awkward teenager like most people. Don't define your worth on the amount of sex you can get. It just screams immature idiot who can't think for himself.

You should focus on your future: studying, working, networking, hobbies, carreer building, making lifelong friends and finding your significant other.
 
@Laplace Victim you are legendary. Fuck all these haters here, it's embarrassing to read though their attempts at clever witty comebacks while they are just jealous of how much you are winning. They do not represent Kiwifarms I assure you.

Also props for calling out @Null and his horrid trans-phenotype, hopefully this prompts him to get on his looksmaxxing game and take it more seriously.

You probably won't see this post but if you do -
Please rate my looksmaxxing. I tried to get my best angle during my hike, please excuse the lighting:


looksmaxxing.jpg
 
I hope the 17 different bodies thing is a lie, because damn you would be a straight up whore. And you're only 18! If you were my son, I'd be so disappointed.

Stop being so obsessed with sex. It devalues the whole experience and it devalues you as a person. Your whole worth doesn't revolve around it. Instead of quantity, go for quality. Try to search a significant other that you see yourself building a future with. Being intimate with your partner is much more rewarding (and a lot safer, less risks of diseases).

It's great that you have improved on your looks! You weren't ugly before, you were just an awkward teenager like most people. Don't define your worth on the amount of sex you can get. It just screams immature idiot who can't think for himself.

You should focus on your future: studying, working, networking, hobbies, carreer building, making lifelong friends and finding your significant other.
"you should stop being an alpha who fucks, start being a beta who gets cucked instead! trust me it's better!"
somehow i doubt that OP will be convinced by this
 
No, I'm wondering why such a low-tier thread is so long and why was it featured.
Because the user base here, on average, is utterly fucking retarded. They responded to a bait post with seething rage. It's like they took any of that faggot hhh's posts seriously. I assume (because i didn't read but a couple pages) some of it is folks pointing and laughing at the retards swallowing bait so openly.
 
A thread with six pages worth of content bloated to sixty-two pages. Why was this even featured? Some kid stirring trouble, big deal.
But it really isn't. I went through thirty pages and most of the jokes repeat and you have the occasional kiwi feminist chiming in. Besides, this is literally just about some feminine looking dude with a triangle for a chin, it's not like that black dude who made some half-arsed attempt at a manga. At least that guy drew or asked other people to draw for him. What kind of funnies can you squeeze out of this turd? It's already dry.

There was some porn addict on here who was into BNWO, he also was featured despite not having content worth a shit.
No, I'm wondering why such a low-tier thread is so long and why was it featured.
Yes, I know why the length keeps increasing, I just don't understand why. What's there more to be said? Maybe I don't understand humor, but I had my fill with the first fifteen pages, really. The funniest thing was that AI song, it shouldn't sound so good.
You're absolutely right.

The thread is quite boring. The only thing I find funny is how OP's "before and after"-pictures are almost identical; an obvious attempt at a joke, and fairly successful, as far as I'm concerned. It's definitely a jab against incels.

The retarded feminists who have infiltrated the site do make themselves known, unfortunately. They don't have a funny bone in them, as is par for the course for feminists.

My guess as to why this thread was featured is because OP's mocking of Joshua struck a nerve? Maybe?
Or maybe Joshua is in on the epic joke?

Many questions. Much mysteries.
 
This is what I look like currently:
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Turn off the Chinky filters you faggot. No one is impressed, nor here to kiss ass, but we'll be here to document your eventual sperg out when the next woman you try to Bateman your way into wooing tells you in no uncertain terms to fuck off.
 
>>Ethan Ralp and Christian Westin Chandler.
>>status
lol
lmao
If you're not trolling here, I feel sorry for you.
my god, some of y'all are the dumbest motherfuckers around. Infamous carries the same, if not more in some circles, status as famous. Do you have abortion scars on your head? How pissed is your mom that it didn't take?
 
I hope the 17 different bodies thing is a lie, because damn you would be a straight up whore. And you're only 18! If you were my son, I'd be so disappointed.
It's not hard for a homo to rack up a body count like that. Hell, many of them can do that in a single night at the bathhouse.
 
I hope the 17 different bodies thing is a lie, because damn you would be a straight up whore. And you're only 18! If you were my son, I'd be so disappointed.

Stop being so obsessed with sex. It devalues the whole experience and it devalues you as a person. Your whole worth doesn't revolve around it. Instead of quantity, go for quality. Try to search a significant other that you see yourself building a future with. Being intimate with your partner is much more rewarding (and a lot safer, less risks of diseases).
Yeah, I sort of agree with this, but I think that's a path that a lot of young kids are pushed down, and they aren't aware of the damage being done. That's more an argument about societal pressures than anything though, same with sex work for women, it does SO much damage. I think transing of kids and the shaming of so called incels is a bigger problem currently, but we have a ton of ills that need to be fixed though.

It's not hard for a homo to rack up a body count like that. Hell, many of them can do that in a single night at the bathhouse.
The eternal cope of the unfunny, "ur fagot.. LOL" I have to admit, for you it's shocking you do something other than calling someone fat. Baby steps you mongoloid drunkard.
 
It’s like Christmas in April :) so many of these guys making yandere homo comments (j-just look at those voluptuous, pink lips! I would never stick my dick in there, b-baka!!!) so little time to laugh at each. Like, if I took 1 second to laugh at each one I think I would still be here in 8 years with no end date in sight.
You admitted to eating man ass, your opinion means nothing.
 
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