Updated OP is in PG, waiting for approval AFAI understand. A LOT has changed since Rittenhouse so it's worth lurking if you have spare few hours; it's certainly beyond anyone explaining in one modest post. But to keep it short - Rekieta ain't the man he told you he was.
Yes, he still has a license to practice law and has his first client in a while, a speeding ticket for the gay cuck swinger couple he's hanging out with lately. He'll somehow get three death penalties out of it.
will april be the one to fuck him in the ass for the legal services he's providing, or will she have her husband use the balldo?
>The court decided to bring back the electric chair for this special, hedonistic occasion
"Your Honor, this is clearly a case of defamation"
How do you keep getting pulled over that much? Ever since Saint Floyd whenever I hear “victim of police” it’s always a mile long rap sheet. Very rare is “I’m just a good boy unfairly targeted” because the reality is no you’re an asshole and deserve it.
Impossible. Our girl is laid out on a sofa somewhere stuffing pills and watching another episode of Star Trek.
I'm going to pro hac vice Judge Chupp in to try this case.
He's been providing so much milk he's wasting away.
Or a street shitting ogre with hands like shovels
"This is deformation of character and delusions of delirium! If the Balldo doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
He could be doing it pro bono on the basis he needs April to keep helping driving the kids around. Insurance coverage is mandatory, and I presume they have a joint policy like a lot of married couples.
You are an asshole, and you drive like an asshole.
>Your Honor, could I request that the electrodes be attached to my nipples?
Listen, it's very hard to drive a vehicle while simultaneously putting on the balldo and arranging some alone time with Rackets. One minute you're setting up a hot tub swinger session, the next you're going 70 in a school zone and running old ladies off the road. It happens to the best of us.
Looks like Nick is back to making hundreds of dollars an hour every stream. Incel prudes on suicide watch!
Maybe he drives a faggy car with a faggy license plate that says something like "Lawpope" that the cops can't help but notice.
shit man there should be content warning on that rumble video I was immediately greeted by this
It's actually a very fitting comparison. He's the legal equivalent of Alexander VI, aka Rodrigo Borgia.
It's only April, but Nick is already prepared for October. Who needs to dress up for Halloween when you naturally look like a zombie.shit man there should be content warning on that rumble video I was immediately greeted by this
I'm gonna have nightmares!
