Coachella fans crowded together to watch a hologram sing. It [Hatsune Miku] never showed up. - Hatsune Miku is a global icon — but she isn't real, and that's become a problem

Fans of Hatsune Miku arrived at the singer’s Friday night set at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival to encounter a bitter disappointment: Their idol had been flattened.

For any other Coachella performer, the jump from three dimensions to two would involve a surreal, painful death. But thankfully, Hatsune Miku isn’t real, she’s just lines of computer code.

Specifically, the popular digital artist is a Vocaloid, an AI-backed program that artificially generates songs that imitate the human voice, and then presents those songs in the guise of a 16-year-old anime girl with knee-length turquoise hair. Since she was first conceived by Japanese music software company Crypton in 2007, Hatsune Miku has toured around the world, “performing” in concert as a hologram to thousands of adoring fans.

But on Friday, their beloved hologram was no hologram at all. Hatsune Miku had been flattened into an LED screen, a simple flickering image on a giant screen. It did not go well.

Coachella may have been a low point, but the trouble really began a week earlier, when Hatsune Miku’s long-awaited North American tour began. Fans, some of whom spent north of $200 on tickets, walked into her Vancouver concert expecting to sing along with their favorite anime hologram. Instead, Miku appeared on a flat screen. The surprise sparked outrage, and thousands of fans demanded refunds.

Why wasn’t Miku in her full, multidimensional, projected glory? “People who pay hundreds of dollars want more from their Vocaloids,” read a story on the Verge.


Still, Hatsune Miku loyalists were hopeful for something bigger at Coachella. It was supposed to be one of the virtual pop star’s biggest crossover performances and one that had been in the works for four years, when Miku was first booked for the festival’s ill-fated 2020 lineup. Some fans theorized that Miku was appearing on a screen at the shows leading up to Coachella simply because the projection setup was already in Indio.

But for those paying close attention, there was a bad omen. An article in the Coachella Valley Independent on Miku’s upcoming performance, published on April 4, was updated just days before the festival to remove the word “hologram.”

When Miku fans filtered into the festival’s Mojave Tent stage on Friday, those fears were realized. A huge, imposing black screen stood in the middle of the stage, with keyboards and a drum kit pushed off to the sides.

Tia Thompson, one of the festivalgoers in attendance, told SFGATE that seeing Miku live was one of the reasons she bought a Coachella ticket.

“I’m pretty disappointed because that’s the whole cool part about seeing an anime girl on stage,” she said. “... But since it’s on a screen I could kind of just watch it at home.”

Onlookers, watching on Coachella’s free livestream, roasted the setup on social media.

“IMAGINE PAYING $500 AND ONE OF THE ARTISTS YOU WANTED TO SEE WAS MIKU AND THEY PULL OUT THE 150" SCHOOL POWER POINT SCREEN,” one X user wrote.

But if the 2D Miku was a major letdown, at least some of the disappointment washed away when fans saw her appear onscreen. Ray Liu, who arrived wearing a full Miku outfit complete with dyed turquoise hair, said he had been a fan of Miku since he was 10 years old.

“Because she’s virtual, she can be a perfect idol,” he said. He was undeterred by the lack of a hologram show.

Tucked into the wings of the stage, a live band picked up their instruments. The screen lit up in a pulse of lightning blue and flashed the name “Hatsune Miku.” Miku popped onscreen like a character spawning at the start of a Super Smash Bros. match, accompanied by a dazzle of virtual sparks.

Miku isn’t human, and her voice doesn’t sound like it. She sings — “sings” — like a computer’s imitation of a teenage girl’s anime voice. It’s bizarre, and it’s completely enthralling. At some points, she belted out lyrics (all in Japanese) like a mewing cat; at others, she sang in soaring, ethereal tones.

All the while, Miku danced around her digital black box, hitting arm twirls and nailing choreography that had been calibrated perfectly — algorithmically, even.

When other artists (see: nondigital entities) at Coachella do outfit changes, they run offstage, jump out of their pant legs and scamper back. Hatsune Miku simply reloads. At the end of each song, she blipped out of sight in a flurry of sparkles, leaving the screen temporarily black. As the band started the next track, she would flash back to “life” in a new outfit. One moment, she was in her normal schoolgirl-style outfit, and the next she was wearing a dress that looked like a globe, complete with the outlines of the continents.

As Miku shifted shapes she shifted genres, swinging between bubblegum pop, J-rock and even a brief jolt of heavy metal.
Many fans arrived at Miku’s set with turquoise braids woven into their hair, mirroring the virtual pop star’s signature look. A number waved green glowsticks in the air. While plenty of fans recorded on their phones, one used the lo-fi camera on his Nintendo 3DS to capture a video.

“Miku-chella!” a man behind me cheered between songs as he lit a joint.

After her last song, Miku didn’t walk offstage. She simply fizzled back into the black abyss.

 
Honestly with how artificial the majority of "entertainers" today are I don't see a problem with fans of Japanese hologram.
Someone is composing the songs before feeding it to the AI.

They even came up with a perfect theme for the Biden Administration (cover provided because it was the only one where the subs look even remotely accurate):

 
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What ever your thoughts on live performances of stitched together prerecorded vocals the actual tech and presentation of Japan's vocaloid concert are pretty insane.

It's pretty unreasonable to expect that level at a music festival with tons of performers but the miku box is beyond shitty.
It's also pretty fucking stupid to call vocaloid AI based, sure the newest version has some AI tools but those just released 2 years ago out of a 17 year run, 99.9% of songs are made using manual tuning of prerecorded voice banks.
 
This is just a summary of localizer bullshit. Nips create work, westoids take work and fuck it up. Fans go berserk because they realize the product they order got tampered by a danger hair or a sleazy pig.

Still, its funny how the little weird green leek girl is a global sensation. Nowadays, its her and Neco Arc.

Miku will never beat Delay Lama


Cue the thousands of angry vtubers..

If we're threading Nip Autism, may as well go all the way. Vid related was literally a trailer for a huge autism RPG project celebrating NicoNicoDouga memes all the way back from the 2010s. Also, this is a way more complete version compared to the cut down trailer that suddenly disappeared too.

And yes, those monks got featured in the game as well mixed with Miku.
 
What ever your thoughts on live performances of stitched together prerecorded vocals the actual tech and presentation of Japan's vocaloid concert are pretty insane.
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It's pretty unreasonable to expect that level at a music festival with tons of performers but the miku box is beyond shitty.
It's also pretty fucking stupid to call vocaloid AI based, sure the newest version has some AI tools but those just released 2 years ago out of a 17 year run, 99.9% of songs are made using manual tuning of prerecorded voice banks.
The hologram technology is impressive, I’d be interested in maybe seeing it used for something like a mixed reality or fully virtual stage play, but I’d rather neck myself than listen to a glorified Microsoft Sam “sing” while anime gorls fortnite dance on stage.
 
It's pretty unreasonable to expect that level at a music festival with tons of performers
Why?
Are the massive drum sets and synth booths often seen with live bands somehow easier to set up than the rigs used for vocaloids?
Are the projectors and glass any less unwieldy than the sound boards and snarls of audio cables for human performers?
 
the hologram shit works in japan.

1 hour and 15 minutes in.
There's a similar thing here with holograms of ABBA
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They made CGI models of 1970s ABBA and mocapped them (using ABBA, and then also a range of performers). I've not been myself but my friends say it is startlingly realistic and you'd genuinely think ABBA were really there.
 
This "big TV screen replacing a projector" really feels like an echo of that shit where Some western company took over that little cool virtual assistant hologram Gatebox a few years ago.
I can't find the initial announcement video anymore but a quick yt search brings up a combo of vids talking about the announcement video and vids from further back of the normal version that had a projector and anime style characters instead of black tv with uncanny valley cgi abominations.
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Miku will never beat Delay Lama


Cue the thousands of angry vtubers..
Every Vtuber I've seen fucking loves delay lama. Then again most of the vtubers I've actually been able to sit down and watch are the internet shitlordy types that play vidya.
It's also pretty fucking stupid to call vocaloid AI based, sure the newest version has some AI tools but those just released 2 years ago out of a 17 year run, 99.9% of songs are made using manual tuning of prerecorded voice banks.
It kinda bothers me how vocaloid and the other text to speech things are shifting to just be another ai tts voice program instead of the signature Eee aaa ooo type of midi voice stuff. The entire fucking appeal of the things was the fact that it was a synth voice that sounded cool. Finding out a bunch of freeware ones became paid service ai ones bugged the fuck out of me but apparently commentors on things with the "new" ones love it and see it as an improvement for some retarded reason. Like YEAH it's smoother but that wasn't the point of the originals.
 
Sounds like someone dropped the ball big time.

I'm confused about the "but she isn't real, and that's become a problem" part of the title? What is the meaning and context of this?


This "big TV screen replacing a projector" really feels like an echo of that shit where Some western company took over that little cool virtual assistant hologram Gatebox a few years ago.
I can't find the initial announcement video anymore but a quick yt search brings up a combo of vids talking about the announcement video and vids from further back of the normal version that had a projector and anime style characters instead of black tv with uncanny valley cgi abominations.
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I remember that bullshit. The west really has lost its mind. They have lost the ability to stop and think on so many different issues.
Yeah, that's what i want.. An ugly and boring as possible complete work of fiction meant to entertain and interact with me.

The last thing i heard about the original Japanese company is that they were planning on sticking in adv chat and speech AI. As the AI and 3d tech advances, the possibilities are interesting.
 
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