It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

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They have tried to target me once they noticed I was manually entering the astral planes, but I was strong enough to fight them off. I have actually managed to kill some of them.
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Speaking of the Astral planes, have you ever seen a demon succubus cat while you were there? I heard there's one there looking for her ex husband and it put me off Astral travel
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
my friend I think the dick in question is just as crazy

what’s with all the faggots turning up to post pictures of themselves here and brag about how much better they look than us?
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I think most of us have shit to do day to day and come here to laugh and maybe have a discussion.

I'd guess your average kiwi has a job, partner, isn't a kid fresh out of HS and you know, generally has somewhat of a life.

These guys have nothing going on.
 
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TrollCat's Owner said:
Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

No, if you are skilled the machine elves won't rape you. They prefer to rape unwilling victims, you may have actually been raped by some before and you just haven't noticed. Most nightmares are the result of being raped by some sort of entity. Being raped occasionally and fully targeted by the machine elves is a completely different experience though.
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Nigger did too much DMT and fried his brain.
 
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SCRAM said:
I think most of us have shit to do day to day and come here to laugh and maybe have a discussion.

I'd guess your average kiwi has a job, partner, isn't a kid fresh out of HS and you know, generally has somewhat of a life.

These guys have nothing going on.
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I promise none of you have fucked a non-fat woman. You guys date hogs and think that is worth anything. I'd kms before I banged a fatty.
 
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Machine elves. This sounded so bizarre, I had to look it up. OK, DMT "entities" I've heard of them, just never by this name. Something similar to Amanita girls and the demons alcoholics see after sudden withdrawal.

Look, guys this user might be just as delusional as his posts are and is telling the truth, insofar as he's concerned anyway.

>he's constructed an elaborate heroic narrative in his head with himself at the center
>does not have 100% grasp on reality
>which is not aided by drug use (and of course it's DMT which is so trendy right now, can't you freaks just do acid like normal people)
>social isolation has turned him malevolent, I'm pretty sure Machine Elves are not generally reported as being harmful
>cannot work due to dysfunction
>maybe doesn't have to work due to rich family and instead spends time on other interests, such as allegedly athletics and the occult
>has some sort of a relationship with Elaine

I've read the updated Elaine thread before and god-damn, that's is the gayest drama ever documented on this site.

I know bringing up ethics here on the farms might be a stretch, but have you ever considered that feeling into these people's delusions might not be a good idea? It might end in something you'll regret being a part of. Such as Barbussy or a murder-suicide.

Also. We used to have frameworks for these people. Jesus, church and monasteries just recently. Before that oracles and shamanism. Now that we're so hecking atheist, these folks have no place under the sun and turn malevolent in the shadows.

Also. Chris drew art, which people paid money for. John Wayne Gacy was a model prisoner, he also did art. Not every crazy person can do art, but it seems to be a common element in them not being a total piece of shit.

As for this guy, I think it's great he met a girl. Maybe they can make it work. Obviously he shouldn't be posting about on here, Elaine's thread will only go anywhere if you don't post in it. Inviting him to a duel just plays into his delusions. Don't be fags, fellas.
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
Machine elves. This sounded so bizarre, I had to look it up. OK, DMT "entities" I've heard of them, just never by this name. Something similar to Amanita girls and the demons alcoholics see after sudden withdrawal.
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Clockwork elves are bitchmade. They called me a nigger but ran when I went to thrash them.
 
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If I had a nickel for every random retard who has joined the farms this week to try to look cool/tough/not like a massive faggot by posting his own thread about how fucking badass he is, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, I know, but it's weird that it happened twice.
If you're planning to astral project your way into my dreams, be careful - I have mastered the five types of HaHa step and my FF3 whiff punishment is surprisingly good tonight.
 
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LMAO his chest hair looks like a tiny dick splooging on his face 💀

Edit: OMG it's Even uncircumcised
 
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It's almost like he's a stalker child
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It's almost like you're an r-slur. She has claimed me multiple times.
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TrollCat's Owner said:
Did the hog fucking comment strike a nerve? You can meet me at Riverfront Park Spokane Washington or you can give me your address.
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Lol, I'm not fat and I don't need to post a picture to prove that you're a manlet who's larping.
You're an internet wannabe and your cracked out whore would want my dick. All you need is a dub sack.

20 dollars makes her holler

Spokane Washington. Give me more info, better yet give me Elaine's.
 
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