Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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But anyone defending/excusing the uglification of women in videogames of current year for "reasons" is full of shit. It's absolutely on purpose.
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The old Yakuza engine looked like shit, the characters on Kiwami 2 and 6 onward looked better.
Either that, or the Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio needs to take the Donut tutorial again. (Speaking of, Blender guru is moving from Australia to Los Angeles. It's over, he's going to eat shit.)
TrainWreckWatcher said:
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>SEGA
Not a lolcow, but still worth a thread documenting all the fuck-ups they did, both voluntarily and involuntarily, since 1981. Their whole history is a trainwreck. And their fandom is full of glue-eating retards, with some still defending the dreamcast saying that it should've won or some shit. Yeah, you keep telling that yourself, ignore the fact that it was infact, winning, the 6th generation until they started fucking up more and more and that they included the biggest security flaws of all times; the DC was basically fucked during the project stage due to all the bullshit the carried from the Saturn, which was another, even bigger, fail.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
>Capcom
>Clean their act after SFV & MvCi
You HAVE seen SF6, right?
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Don't remind me
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Literally had to shove faggotry into the game for no reason.
Capcom is run by gay niggers.
 
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Koi Fish said:
>SEGA
Not a lolcow, but still worth a thread documenting all the fuck-ups they did, both voluntarily and involuntarily, since 1981. Their whole history is a trainwreck. And their fandom is full of glue-eating retards, with some still defending the dreamcast saying that it should've won or some shit. Yeah, you keep telling that yourself, ignore the fact that it was infact, winning, the 6th generation until they started fucking up more and more and that they included the biggest security flaws of all times; the DC was basically fucked during the project stage due to all the bullshit the carried from the Saturn, which was another, even bigger, fail.
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The dreamcast is beloved because it had an exceptional library and ahead-of-its-time multiplayer. Technically speaking the console would've been destroyed by all the upcoming machines. More VRAM, faster procesors, not relying on GD-ROM (but the Gamecube didn't learn that one!), potentially better shader technology (although the PS2 was fixed function but allegedly had lots of tricks to make up for this).
Also the dualshock was already out by that point and they still thought it was funny to only have one stick.
 
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Coolio55 said:
The dreamcast is beloved because it had an exceptional library and ahead-of-its-time multiplayer. Technically speaking the console would've been destroyed by all the upcoming machines. More VRAM, faster procesors, not relying on GD-ROM (but the Gamecube didn't learn that one!), potentially better shader technology (although the PS2 was fixed function but allegedly had lots of tricks to make up for this).
Also the dualshock was already out by that point and they still thought it was funny to only have one stick.
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One thing that really crippled the Dreamcast was Sega making deals with two different graphics chip companies. Obviously, only one graphics chip was going to go in the Dreamcast, so the other company got screwed. Since they had a contract, they took Sega to court and it was Sega who got screwed instead of them. This meant they were burdened with a court judgement out the gate.

There were other decisions with the Dreamcast that made no sense to me, like leaving certain games in Japan (Vampire [Darkstalkers] for Matching Service comes to mind). By the time Shenmue II was ready, the fate of the Dreamcast was already sealed, so I'm not surprised they screwed their US customers out of that one. And then there were the games that ended up cancelled, some of those hurt...


For the Saturn, I think a lot of the problem was that Sega released too much hardware before it came out. I mean mainly the Sega CD and the 32X. The SegaCD got enough support that I think, by itself, it wouldn't necessarily have deterred customer attachment to the brand, but the 32X failed really quickly. There was also the fact the Saturn didn't handle polygons as well as the Playstation or N64, which meant they had to use tricky programming to get near the Playstation level. My own thinking back when the Playstation came out, after having had the Sega CD and the 32X was, "You know what, I think I'd rather have the popular, well supported system for a change." (I did get annoyed at the number of games Sony of America decided were going to be left in Japan after I got one, however.)
 
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marvlouslie said:
Expect Maximillion Dood to ignore the problem and once again suck Capcom's dick, since he's a well known Consoomer.
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Justin Wong is another Crapcom cocksucker and a bit of a sjw noawdays. He was shilling broken disc-locked content in Duty Fighter V shamelessly (Falke came out as an unplayable character with broken hitboxes, and Wong was shilling her to get those Crapcom sales before her hotfix).

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And call everything a far-right conspiracy. I'm still sore on him leaving Dante's VA to die and spitting on his proverbial grave.
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And Geoff the HeroSjwcuck will make an attempt to stay relevant with his virtue signaling if he hasn't fucked off already.

TrainWreckWatcher said:
Capcom has been shit for a long time. It wasn't until they had a flop like SFV followed by MVC Infinite Disappointment that they went "oh shit we're ion trouble" and began to clean their act up shortly.
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What the fuck are you smoking? The RE3 remake not only made Jill into an unlikable feminist bitch, but they also censored the gore. Crapcom did some hardcore pandering to Black Lives Matter and Antifa in Duty Fighter V while making Seth a tranny. To add insult to injury, Crapcom put in ads you were forced to watch in Duty Fighter V if you didn't want your BP gains to be shitty. The new Ghost and Goblins game has the shittiest True Ending I've seen in a game, and it's not even worth the effort (instead of being with the princess, you just Arthur in his shorts). And then there's Blackrock Fighter 6. Crapcom has always been awful, and it's still a terrible company.
 
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Kiwi Andy said:
Don't remind me
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Literally had to shove faggotry into the game for no reason.
Capcom is run by gay niggers.
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Is this your first japanese game??? Faggotry in japanse media is absolutely nothing new. That shit existed long before wokery took over.

God Hand

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Yakuza

Chrono Trigger
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...and many many more.

Wokery didn't start japanese faggotry. They were faggots all along.
 
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Kiwi Andy said:
Literally had to shove faggotry into the game for no reason.
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Ugh. That's the faggotry that turned me off from even looking at that game.

Sinner's Sandwich said:
Wokery didn't start japanese faggotry. They were faggots all along.
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Most of the examples you provided were treated as a joke character (Not sure what the deal with the Chrono Trigger one). But fuck me, that 41% rep from SF6 is an eyesore and should be dealt with a flamethrower.
 
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(Not sure what the deal with the Chrono Trigger one).
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Flea is some kind of flavor of transvestite/drag queen. He's male but uses magic to have the appearance of a woman, but when called out on it doesn't seem to hung up on how the party refers to him. It's very RuPaul esque - "You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis & Cathy Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."

Not sure what the character is like in the original Japanese or how much of his personality was localizers taking liberties. Between usual localization practices and how censorious NOA was (and still is, lol) I'm surprised that even made it in.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Is this your first japanese game??? Faggotry in japanse media is absolutely nothing new. That shit existed long before wokery took over.

God Hand

Phoenix Wright
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Legend of Zelda
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Yakuza

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Super Mario
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...and many many more.

Wokery didn't start japanese faggotry. They were faggots all along.
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At least Japan knows how to make faggotry characters right. Better than woke faggotry from the woke west.
 
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I'm glad Austin Walker lost his job. I've never watched Giant Bomb but the amount of pieces of shit that have come from them make me look down on anyone who has ever been a fan. I think we would have been better off if someone had killed Jeff Gerstman over his Kane and Lynch review instead of him getting fired.
 
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Not A Fed said:
I'm glad Austin Walker lost his job. I've never watched Giant Bomb but the amount of pieces of shit that have come from them make me look down on anyone who has ever been a fan. I think we would have been better off if someone had killed Jeff Gerstman over his Kane and Lynch review instead of him getting fired.
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Giant Bomb fans are some of the worst speds the internet has to offer.
 
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