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Rick is talking about Trump's impeachment trial, where his defense played some video montage of Democrats saying "fight", I guess to demonstrate that they're the ones inciting violence.
"Locally cooked" tamales, lol.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"Locally cooked" tamales, lol.
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There so much faery speak in this thread that it's giving me flashbacks to grade school. Ya'll fuckers going to give me PTSD.
I just noticed that there's zero bulge in his pants when he sits down. @Save the Loli maybe right. Patrick may actually be a woman, or at least transitioning
I just noticed that there's zero bulge in his pants when he sits down. @Save the Loli maybe right. Patrick may actually be a woman, or at least transitioning
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Nie, dziecko. To znów twoje urojenia.
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Maybe it's just because I naturally dislike tamales but that looks eerily similar to Kay's spaghetti abortion.
Naw chile, y'all jus' whack. Enjoy muh dick player-hater.
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Artisanal microwave, child.
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His new fence already looks like shit, like it's been in harsh weather for a decade. How do you fuck up a fence this bad? I know the answer but still, paint that fucker. Also get rid of the dead plants, doesn't matter as much when it's a secluded backyard but that's right at the alley that looks like shit. Also his AirBnB thing said nothing about the glorious view of the dumpsters, best in the city.
He is however looking fat and those chairs are still shit.
He is however looking fat and those chairs are still shit.
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I hope they're chlordane treated wood and he gets ass cancer.
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I find it amusing that Pat is more widely known for having a shitty fence than he is for his writing.
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The problem with that theory is that it relies on someone to have stuck their dick inside Patricia Tomlinson to produce the child she abandoned. Even black dudes who fuck fat white chicks have standards. Maybe she used a turkey baster and impregnated herself with the semen spouting from every orifice of her father Tommy Two Suck Tomlinson the gay rodeo clown?
Being a writer is the thing Fat's least known for. Nobody has read a Fatrick Tomlinson book.
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Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers prison, prison, prison, prison is for you
They tell me, Norm is funny
But, hot take, noooo
I see the tweets, I respond
They say, “Patrick is fat.”
And I say, “Oh no, child what you say is wrong, cease contact, it’s felony telephone harassment.”
Won't they listen to me
They told me, they read all my books
I've seen the reviews, all my hopes and dreams are lying on the ground
I've seen some child ready to block
He says, “Why did Niki pay Quasi?”
And I say “Oh no child, that's where you're wrong, oh no child, your life is already over.“
Why won't he listen to me
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers prison, prison, prison, prison is for yooouuuuu oohh hoooo
Would you fuck me....?
I'd fuck me.
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers prison, prison, prison, prison is for you
They tell me, Norm is funny
But, hot take, noooo
I see the tweets, I respond
They say, “Patrick is fat.”
And I say, “Oh no, child what you say is wrong, cease contact, it’s felony telephone harassment.”
Won't they listen to me
They told me, they read all my books
I've seen the reviews, all my hopes and dreams are lying on the ground
I've seen some child ready to block
He says, “Why did Niki pay Quasi?”
And I say “Oh no child, that's where you're wrong, oh no child, your life is already over.“
Why won't he listen to me
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers, prison is for you
Goodbye stalkers prison, prison, prison, prison is for yooouuuuu oohh hoooo
Would you fuck me....?
I'd fuck me.
This Machine Milks Cows
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I think this is the perfect Patrick tweet. He just cannot help being an utter dickhead. This guy appears to be an actual fan.
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Most people also recognize that actually writing a good story is really hard and aren't in love with themselves enough to pump out the shit he does. But people also just do their thing and don't realize that Rick is not the exception anymore, most professionals pump out absolute garbage as well, with few standing heads and shoulders above everybody else by simply being mediocre.
Most people have had to fix something around the house though, if not a fence then something else, the ones who did it themselves realized it's not that hard to do actually, the ones who didn't hired someone competent to do it for them, and neither group generally brags about that shit, it's just a thing that needed doing and is now done. Rick's a special kind of self absorbed fat retard who just seems to think everything he does is just the greatest and best idea ever. Yes, everybody knows that salting the earth kills weeds because everybody knows it kills pretty much everything, it's literally a proverbial thing to do to fuck someone over.
Speaking from gardening experience that I haven't even had that much of, gardening is not that hard, it's just a lot of work to prepare the garden and read up on what to do at various stages, turns out though when you don't salt the earth and keep shit watered and fertilized plants will just do their thing. I did however pay someone to do my fence, fuck carting all that material around and getting rid of the old shit, I'm not stupid enough to try and use pressure treated wood as firewood.
not in the cards
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And that of all the things he's written, he's more notorious for what he writes in response to trolls. And he's still got negative responses. It's almost as if he's never had any success or any genuine admiration from anyone.
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And that's mainly just "No, child" and "Enjoy prison."
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These are what he can only muster because Fat is the almighty Messiah amongst us baby stalker children peasants that should be sentenced to life imprisonment. Right!?
No no, that was only what he said along with misinformation, faggotry and lies because Fatrick does not even know how to make a longer and more comprehensible paragraph and uses short responses to sentence baby girl stalker children like us. Just expect that from him being a failed sci-fi author and generally an unlikable landwhale that is extremely fragile, and is the prime example of a true Internet Tough Guy.
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It's especially funny though when he comes on with this tough talk in public and then, for instance, pays Quasi.
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Évidemment, c'est parce que la famille Robinson adore la France, et ils soutiennent beaucoup la libération des Français. Il n'existe aucune raison de penser qu'ils ont seulement envie d'une excuse pour se rendre soûls pendant la journée.
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That is not butter on the bread.
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While it probably is some sort of margarine or spread, I am going to be rude and say it is lard rendered as a byproduct from his own pepperoni production.