Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
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turkishoni22 said:
another dog sigh.
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The OpTech Supremacy is a term referring to the Valorant roster of OpTic Gaming, and their odd tendency to call pauses both technical and strategic at the most opportune times during a match. Three players from the former roster which was disbanded at the start of Valorant's franchising system earlier this year, along with coach Chet ''Chet'' Singh, who are all now on NRG, continue the tradition of pauses that are triggered at such good times it is suspicious. Even though they are on a different team, these 4 individuals sustain the legendary ''OpTech Strat''.

Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference? Holy shit they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said "conical depression." Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it's a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said "Zodiac?! That's a gd level." And i got blocked by them, but at least it's worth it because i said it's a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it's a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying "We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we're literally gonna be suffocated on the sand." And I said, "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it's a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, "I'm gonna decode something." And I said, "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it's a gd reference.

bro listen up, u the worst valorant player i ever seen, ur aim is shakier than ur moms legs after i smashed her, and ur brain must be working slower than the halflife of a xenon 124 atom. u a garbonzo bean, a complete waste of internet connection. u need to step up ur game or just stick to playing tic tac toe on ur calculator.

Have you heard of the ScreaM cult? Legend has it that if you recite the phrase "one tap, two tap, three tap, four, ScreaM is the best, I want more" while holding a framed picture of ScreaM and spinning around three times, he will appear before you and grant you the power of the one-tap.

But beware, for the power of the one-tap comes with a cost. You will become obsessed with headshots and will start to see everything as a target. You may even find yourself trying to one-tap your friends in real life.

Legend has it that once you join the ScreaM cult, you will be given a secret code name that only other cult members will know. Your new identity will be based on your favorite type of potato. If you like French fries, you'll be known as "FryScreaM". If you prefer mashed potatoes, you'll be known as "MashScreaM".

The cult members also believe that ScreaM has the ability to manipulate time and space. They believe that if you pray to him hard enough, he can turn back time and erase all your bad rounds from existence. They even go as far as to say that if you reach a high enough level of devotion, you can travel through time and play VALORANT matches with ScreaM himself in the future.

I’m literally so down bad for viper. I would let her do whatever science experiment she wants on me as long as I get to inhale her farts. Just the thought of her voice makes my 9 inch horse cock so erect. Every single time I turn on my pc to play valorant all I can think about is vipers fat ass riding me and her eyes rolling back as I slowly put it in. I just want her to dominate me whenever she wants. I would be whatever she wants me to be. I want to fully submit to her. I just want viper mommy to use me. She could spit on me and disrespect me and I would still be the one apologizing.

If anyone wants to cosplay as viper mommy and dominate me I’m willing to take volunteers. Hmu<3
 
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turkishoni22 said:
@The Lawgiver here is an example of one of these so called curries who struggle typing in full english
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Ah I assumed you meant literal curry!
If you looked around a bit more though you'd probably know that response is an edited quote from a guy that replies like that to literally anyone that messages him.
 
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@Laplace Victim note how your chinfag is getting swarmed rn. The whole autism thing is a lie. Farmers, fucking know. It is in their very nature. You're swimming in a pool of sharks. A different pool of sharks than the big fish/small pond king-of-a-shitheap zyzz shit from your forum.

This is why the doxes, pics, etc. from OF is such a bad precedent. They're the people people didn't like enough to "halal." Also the ooperator. Cuz of something unrelated. I don't remember the specifics. Cuz idgaf. This is also partly why you also got swarmed. They asssumed.

Consider this A Test of Your Rizzflexes. Figure out how a community works, or your doxxxx is Mine for The Taking. I'm referencing a game I'm playing rn, no worries. Also you did DFE when everyone was seething, so I have nothing to work with.
 
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derpherp2 said:
@Laplace Victim note how your chinfag is getting swarmed rn. The whole autism thing is a lie. Farmers, fucking know. It is in their very nature. You're swimming in a pool of sharks. A different pool of sharks than the big fish/small pond king-of-a-shitheap zyzz shit from your forum.

This is why the doxes, pics, etc. from OF is such a bad precedent. They're the people people didn't like enough to "halal." Also the ooperator. Cuz of something unrelated. I don't remember the specifics. Cuz idgaf. This is also partly why you also got swarmed. They asssumed.

Consider this A Test of Your Rizzflexes. Figure out how a community works, or your doxxxx is Mine for The Taking. I'm referencing a game I'm playing rn, no worries. Also you did DFE when everyone was seething, so I have nothing to work with.
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"swarmed" im simply just another caravan for you dogs to bark at enjoy the mog kiwifag

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