Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[chimpSculpture]

Bless your golden retriever heart, Milo.

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Blaming a dog and it's owner for your own mistake is rough.

 

[Barbenheimer]

I swear cobra Alogs are just as retarded as he is.

More so, at least Josh whether he’s being genuine or not rags on himself for being retarded, these retards on the other hand think they’re some valiant righteous justice warriors so enlightened that they understand the absolute threat Josh is AND the awful crimes of the entire Saunders clan!

Maybe if they had any insight they’d see what they actually are- faggots.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock was never in the nazi party or a self proclaimed nazi and The Laughing Sawfish was made popular in the US with the war movie "Das Boot" following the U-96

Thank you for my new research topic.

NAL on her own is just repulsive.

I sincerely cannot figure out why he would say he was at the Conquistadors 5 or 6 years...

I have a genius programmer colleague who is as dyslexic as fuck and time lines outside of current year completely mystify him. He'll talk about 'that time last year' referring to something seven years ago. Genuinely no concept of the passage of years.
I have cruelly primed new hires to ask him how old he is. You can smell the burning from the parking lot.

 

[Negi Springfield]

You literally know nothing about cobes if you think he's going to jail.

I said Cyraxx is going to prison, not Cobes. Cobes is cool. You know what else is cool? Being literate.
About the loli stuff...yeah it's BS. Thank you Reddit. Very cool.

 

[Mushroom King]

NAL looks like a gothic clown emoji today.

 

[Grape Garden]

NAL looks like a gothic clown emoji today.

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She's trying hard to be the Gothic Queen he needs.

 

[Andoxico]

I want them to shut their retard stalking website down

If their website doesn't break the law they have a right to keep it online, just like us. If it does break the law simply report it to police.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I said Cyraxx is going to prison, not Cobes. Cobes is cool. You know what else is cool? Being literate.
About the loli stuff...yeah it's BS. Thank you Reddit. Very cool.

please go back to sucking tibbz's dick, instead of shitting up threads

Jumping in with this because someone did a @SeizureRobot5000 further up this thread…

A major L for @SeizureRobot5000 in the latest stream, promoting that SaintPuffers bullshit. It’s not even a matter of opinion, that ‘ShitList’ is utter trash. I can’t be bothered with explaining why but anyone who knows what they are talking about regarding Cobes lore, knows that the list is full of misrepresentations of the truth and outright lies… and I can’t fathom how someone like Seizure could praise that worthless shite, it has been an annoying presence ever since ‘SaintPuffers’ first pulled it out of his ass.

I don't know, he sounded like he was poking fun at it. Like he recommended adding something stupid to it at some point.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

I used to look at this tard's thread, but it's gross and unpleasant so I Stopped. Now he got a girlfriend,,, she's disgusting, but he is subhuman creature, so it only proves there's someone for everybody. The question is, would he veer have landed a girl without the internet following? (no)

 

[chimpSculpture]

Sorry I didn't realise it was posted there

I guess the site won't last long then lmao

Spoiler: It's so over

I used to look at this tard's thread, but it's gross and unpleasant so I Stopped. Now he got a girlfriend,,, she's disgusting, but he is subhuman creature, so it only proves there's someone for everybody. The question is, would he veer have landed a girl without the internet following? (no)

I think he wouldn't become like he is now if he stopped doing YouTube. Every day since he was fired from Wendy's he's become more and more fixated on the trolls, and I do believe he's actually become much less confident, to the point he's reclusive. He'd still stink and have bad teeth but maybe he'd take better care of himself, and not start "waiting patently".

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I used to look at this tard's thread, but it's gross and unpleasant so I Stopped. Now he got a girlfriend,,, she's disgusting, but he is subhuman creature, so it only proves there's someone for everybody. The question is, would he veer have landed a girl without the internet following? (no)

He already did, Cobra was a nobody with no real following when he was with Stephanie.

 

[Umaibae]

No Facebook videos?

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

No Facebook videos?

Genuinely bummed out without our dark lord posting dank food hacks and drink combos Hopefully the dry spell is because he's moving into his clocktower trailer twu

 

[Bixby Snyder]

You can only tell how dumb he is outside his little bubble. It’s like when we get pics of him in the wild standing next to normies. It blows your mind and you see how bizarre looking he is.

If he went out and we saw him paying for something in cash or given a simple task, I bet we would just be in awe at how much trouble it is for him. He struggles opening bags, cans, reading labels, and just not being super retarded.

He can open bottles and somewhat eat a hamburger

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He can open bottles and somewhat eat a hamburger

It's that Job Corps training

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

If their website doesn't break the law they have a right to keep it online, just like us. If it does break the law simply report it to police.

I agree. I was disappointed when r/kingcobrajfs got taken down. There was years of #CobraContent on there, especially from back in time when the active community in the sub was a lot more tolerable. The problem with a lot of subreddits is that the shit floats to the top of the r/toilet. But now it's gonna be even worse now that larger parts of the community will splinter into discords or other isolating platforms.

Woe unto thee who burned down the grand halls of the Liberry of Alexander Andersonia, boiling away the font of its knowledge like a pot of pitch-black frying oil.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's that Job Corps training

Tailbone surgery during his stint in the Corps also caused him to have an extra-long buttcrack.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He can open bottles and somewhat eat a hamburger

It made me belly laugh when he got so annoyed at somebody remarking at how he eats his food like an apple.

"Like, yeah doodt, I eat it with my hands"

No Cobes, I think they're referring to how you pay no heed to holding something in the correct orientation so as to not drop the filling everywhere and that you just hold everything in a spider monkey vice grip so it just becomes a dense, unpleasant mass.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

is there even any enjoyment that can be gained from a NAL thread? the only time shes really funny or anything is when shes around someone like cobes. NAL on her own is just repetitive. she is either fighting with the chat or ignoring the stream all together. then every few days she gets far too drunk and has a screaming fight with her parents or herself or someone in her chat then she cries in the bathtub.

Agreed. Jessica solo is intolerable. Like when Cobes turns off comments. Shoutout Boglim Chronicles.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I think all the pay pigs should make donations contingent on him playing one of his songs seeing as they were never "written" so much as "noodled".

He could never reproduce a single one because even he doesn't know what he "played".

Somebody said that he doesn't play guitar he plays WITH a guitar, like a child. That's the truth, to tell the truth honestly toobz. I digress.

He reminds me of monkeys and Shakespeare. Banging away at those buttons hoping he'll stumble onto something great. And we're still waiting... and waiting... ad nauseum.

I saw one of his "jokes" shorts being pushed by the 'algo. Does that mean his ban is up? I didn't think they promoted banned channels.

Eta- he still has 2 talking tom vids up. Does this idiot never learn? Those things are youtube cancer. Nobody likes them(but cobra) and they get your channel strikes. Maybe he'll figure out fire is hot one day but I won't hold my breath. Just like maybe one day he'll stand up to aNal(f to doubt).