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George Lucas said:
There are essentially two places where you can get released from jury duty. The first is where the judge asks everyone if there is a reason they should be excused. The second is where the attorneys get to ask questions to decide which members will be used for the jury, which will be held in reserve, and which will be released.

For the first part, the judge will hold you in contempt for deplorable language and then fuck you with another jury summons and you have to do the whole thing over again. Judges really don’t like when people try to get out of jury duty, especially in dramatic or theatric ways.

Or if you keep quiet and get to the second round, both the prosecutors and the defense can get rid of you by asking questions. I also think you are under oath at this stage, so don’t lie. Just be honest and if you do get selected, treat it like a vacation. Trials can be pretty entertaining anyway and you get free lunch.
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I'm obviously joking. Plus I've never understood the hatred of jury duty. The only downside I've heard from people outside of the obvious opportunity loss is you quickly realize that most jurors are braindead retards and it shatters your faith in the judicial system.

Also anyone defending (((Abraham))) Lincoln is a tard.
 
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George Lucas said:
There are essentially two places where you can get released from jury duty. The first is where the judge asks everyone if there is a reason they should be excused. The second is where the attorneys get to ask questions to decide which members will be used for the jury, which will be held in reserve, and which will be released.

For the first part, the judge will hold you in contempt for deplorable language and then fuck you with another jury summons and you have to do the whole thing over again. Judges really don’t like when people try to get out of jury duty, especially in dramatic or theatric ways.

Or if you keep quiet and get to the second round, both the prosecutors and the defense can get rid of you by asking questions. I also think you are under oath at this stage, so don’t lie. Just be honest and if you do get selected, treat it like a vacation. Trials can be pretty entertaining anyway and you get free lunch.
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I'm guessing if you make it to the questions part explaining that you know what jury nullification is and plan to tell the rest of the jury will get you booted real quick.
 
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Back me up! said:
I'm guessing if you make it to the questions part explaining that you know what jury nullification is and plan to tell the rest of the jury will get you booted real quick.
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They’re not going to bring up jury nullification at all, so no, that doesn’t work.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Seethe southerner. Lincoln did what he fucking had to. And nice white washing of history. The South chose violence when they left the Union, which is illegal. They acted like niggers, they got treated like niggers.
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I recall you mentioned in a previous thread that your family fought for the confederacy, didn't it?
 
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George Lucas said:
There are essentially two places where you can get released from jury duty. The first is where the judge asks everyone if there is a reason they should be excused. The second is where the attorneys get to ask questions to decide which members will be used for the jury, which will be held in reserve, and which will be released.

For the first part, the judge will hold you in contempt for deplorable language and then fuck you with another jury summons and you have to do the whole thing over again. Judges really don’t like when people try to get out of jury duty, especially in dramatic or theatric ways.

Or if you keep quiet and get to the second round, both the prosecutors and the defense can get rid of you by asking questions. I also think you are under oath at this stage, so don’t lie. Just be honest and if you do get selected, treat it like a vacation. Trials can be pretty entertaining anyway and you get free lunch.
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Theres a third way of getting kicked off jury duty. Just make a point of asking the judge what jury nullification is
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Not only do they deny Trump seeing his son graduate high school, but he can't be in attendance at SCOTUS next week. This is unparalleled faggotry. I think he should call the bluff,
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If I were Trump I'd fucking do it for my son's graduation and make that my campaign attack ad for the next 2 months.
I'd film it right from the fucking prison cell, calling out the corruption and saying being in jail is worth it to see my son walk.
Instant lock on every parent, and half the fucking ghettos.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
This is too retarded that I can't imagine it being true. I know Biden is the worst president we ever had but this is a whole level of retardation not possible by mere mortal men. Even Chris-Chan would have a more sound political strategy.
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If true it's a consequence of Biden wanting to have the best of both worlds in terms of foreign policy when it comes to Gaza. Support Palestine too much? Angry Zionist Liberals. Support Israel too much? Angry Non-Zionist Liberals. The Democrats being the coalition of minorities they are, desire the votes of both groups. Anyone choosing to go as far as staying home and not elect their candidates out of protest is a loss.

Recent data regarding Republican and Democratic voting demographics.

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WelperHelper99 said:
I find that he was completely fucking retarded and got his ass whooped as he should have. It's not the gotcha you think it is.
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I'm mostly just trying to figure out what your ideals even ARE. You've mentioned before that if you were called up to fight by the US government, you'd do so regardless of the reason/who was in charge/etc. This feels incongruous with decrying those who fought on behalf of what they would consider their own government (i.e, the confederacy. This is really no different, particularly if they were siding with their states moreso than the "confederacy" at large).

I should imagine that breaking away from Britain was similarly illegal, by the way.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
This is too retarded that I can't imagine it being true. I know Biden is the worst president we ever had but this is a whole level of retardation not possible by mere mortal men. Even Chris-Chan would have a more sound political strategy.
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Team Obama (and Biden is essentially Team Obama's third term) have been obsessed with trying to make the Iranians our friends for over a decade, regardless of how idiotic or fruitless that endeavor might be. This would be fully in line with their retarded worldview.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
They will not conscript locals but the current crop illegals. Its also easier to train them most of them been around guns and violence and aren't obeasts needing 10 medication to function. Mark my words you are in 4-5 th century rome ark . Letting in mass Germanic tribes latinos and Haitians and them conscripting them in the foederati american army. Question is how are they going to sell it . Pathway to citizenship? Pathway to green card?
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Once they're armed, they're just going to sack American cities and enslave American citizens, if this truly follows the Rome arc.
 
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St.Davis said:
I'm mostly just trying to figure out what your ideals even ARE. You've mentioned before that if you were called up to fight by the US government, you'd do so regardless of the reason/who was in charge/etc. This feels incongruous with decrying those who fought on behalf of what they would consider their own government (i.e, the confederacy. This is really no different, particularly if they were siding with their states moreso than the "confederacy" at large).

I should imagine that breaking away from Britain was similarly illegal, by the way.
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My ideals are my own. My opinions are my own. I refuse to be defined strictly on a right/left 2d axis. A lot of it comes down to I think some things are sacred and worth saving. In this aspect I am anti doomer, and in turn pro tradition.

Now are there times where tradition is bubkis? Sure. The Civil War wasn't one. The revolution was. How do I know this? My heart and a lot of reading. One was right, one was wrong. That simple.
 
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