It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[TrollCat's Owner]

It's not for you to decide.


I don't think you are being honest. I believe you are simply the next guy in a long succession of people trying to troll her and make her do something stupid using her obvious need of acceptance and positive attention.


Go on, make your point.

If I wanted to troll her it would have been easy for me to do so by now. I asked for permission to leak the hand pic. I truly believe that I can make her better. I could train her in martial arts and astral projection and get her jacked. I can free her from the cycle she is currently trapped in and then I can help her find aspirations that are higher than her current ones of dealing with terminally online r-slurs. She is already doing a lot of this on her own, but I believe I can speed up the process.

That is why my aura is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find people to feel superior too. That kind of an ego makes you all easy targets for machine elf rape.

 

[Lou Sassle]

If I wanted to troll her it would have been easy for me to do so by now. I asked for permission to leak the hand pic. I truly believe that I can make her better. I could train her in Mario kart and teach her how to spread her asshole for money and get her more coked up. I can free her from the cycle she is currently trapped in and then I can help her find aspirations that are higher like having coke snorted off her asshole rather than her current ones of dealing with terminally online retard niggers. She is already doing a lot of this on her own, but I believe I can speed up the process.

That is why my cock is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find retards to feel superior too. That kind of an ego makes you all easy targets for MACHINE ELF RAPE. She's worth at least 500 tendies.

 

[Dick Valentine]

Sorry bro, as your average kfer mfer I refuse out of principle to even entertain entangling with a moid of your caliber. You gotta be at least 6" to go full monty Greco-Roman with ya boy so stop selling wolf tickets and post whatcha rocking with already, faggot. Oh, it's a looksmaxxer, nevermind. But hey congrats on being the first nigga ever with a BPD girlfriend and still be a virgin.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I asked for permission to leak the hand pic. I truly believe that I can make her better.

Elaine is the only one who can fix Elaine.

I could train her in martial arts and astral projection and get her jacked. I can free her from the cycle she is currently trapped in and then I can help her find aspirations that are higher than her current ones of dealing with terminally online r-slurs. She is already doing a lot of this on her own, but I believe I can speed up the process.

That is why my aura is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find people to feel superior too. That kind of an ego makes you all easy targets for machine elf rape.

Cut this new age bullshit - people trying to sell this are grifters, people who buy it are idiots. I hope even Elaine isn't detached enough to believe any of this nonsense.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Elaine is the only one who can fix Elaine.


Cut this new age bullshit - people trying to sell this are grifters, people who buy it are idiots. I hope even Elaine isn't detached enough to believe any of this nonsense.

I used to think like you when I was a teenager. But if you have ever had an out of body experience it is impossible to deny that there is shit out there that we barely understand. If you have any experience with meditation (mindfulness is the most basic kind and doesn't really count imo) then you would also find it hard to deny how powerful the human mind and spirit are. Look at the shit Wim Hof can do for example. If you truly want to experience it I will have some machine elves rape you tonight. Just post hand next to a sigil. If it's fake that should be no issue right? Or perhaps deep down you know that you don't know shit about the universe.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

@TrollCat's Owner, okay this is all well and good, but did you take the test yet? I’m dying to know your score. Have the fake elves take the test too. Hell have the fake girlfriend take the test as well, she can post the results on her own thread.

I’d say have your rich parents take the test too, but I’m sure the social security administration wouldn’t respond.

r-slurs

For the love of all that is holy could you just say the word retard, or is that too much to ask of fucking pansy ass faggot from Washington who believes in some new age fake magic bullshit.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I used to think like you when I was a teenager. But if you have ever had an out of body experience it is impossible to deny that there is shit out there that we barely understand. If you have any experience with meditation (mindfulness is the most basic kind and doesn't really count imo) then you would also find it hard to deny how powerful the human mind and spirit are

You had a lucid dream. You can't learn something during "out of body experience" - if I wrote down a sentence on a piece of paper and told you where it is, you wouldn't be able to leave your body, come to that place, read the sentence and post it here. OOBE is nothing but wishful thinking.

If you truly want to experience it I will have some machine elves rape you to night.

Read it aloud and hear how retarded it is.

Just post hand next to a sigil. If it's fake that should be no issue right?

Or maybe I don't have a sigil?

If it's fake that should be no issue right? Or perhaps deep down you know that you don't know shit about the universe.

I'm pretty sure I read more about the occult than you, and not only this new age bullshit spiced up by your schizophrenic rambling you try to peddle.

 

[Waifu Days]

Lock this thread jannies.

I can appreciate the flippant attitude towards the mods (they probably deserve it) but you said bad things about fat people so there goes a majority of the janny cooperation. For the rest of the jannies that don't identify that way, you are out of luck because you forgot to say please.

Remember, you're here forever.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my angloid yenta girlfriend, you little fucking bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Drunvalo Melchizedek school of astral projection and have been involved in numerous dream state meetings with the machine elves. I’m highly trained in interplanar warfare and I’m the top simp in the entire Elaine Miller stable. You’re nothing to me but another Kiwi troll. I will deadlift and rassle you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before. You think you get away with making a thread about my e-girlfriend? Think again fucker. As we speak I am carving sigils into my arms and communing with the archons so you better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out that pathetic thing you call your life. I can project anywhere, any time and I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that’s just in my sleep. Not only am I highly trained in interplanar combat— I have a direct line of communication with the great Demon Baal’xe’xneed and I shall carve his name into my flesh and shall allow him to slake his wicked thirst by my blood. May he rain brimstone and hellfire upon you. If only you could have known that your insipid trolling of my internet girlfriend would invoke the wrath of being beyond our comprehension, perphaps yoy would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now may Baal’xe’xneed’s wrath be upon you. May he defecate fury upon you such that you drown in it. You’re fucking DEAD, kiddo.

 

[Waifu Days]

@TrollCat's Owner, he has already asked very nicely, I can't imagine that he'd want to be forceful so I'll speak up on his behalf. @Cloaca Rimjob, he's a good boy that works hard and all he wants is some nice bedtime stories about the machine elves to keep him on the straight and narrow. Have a heart.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

>master of the katana
>astral projection
>fight me IRL
>edating and white knighting a failure-haxx0r BRIT femanon

Someone hold me.
This thread is everything I have ever wanted at Kiwifarms.

 

[Unique User Name]

I have a hypothesis that this thread is actually a baitpost due to the frequent usage of Marsey, leading me to believe that this is some gayop by an rdrama user to troll the 'farms.

I'm assuming this is r/Drama proving that they can make whatever retarded thread they want in Lolcow General, and if they act retarded enough Null will feature it like he did to that last guy.

Or it's a skitzo.

@Null lock this thread janny.

Last time I saw a cow demand Null lock a thread they made, he at least gave a lulzy response.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-to-improve-my-art-i-do-not-trace-my-artwork.119723/post-16940872

Skitzo or pretending to be retarded, how does it feel that Null respects @SamanthaPrater more than you, @TrollCat's Owner ?

Man, Poe's Law is getting to be really complicated these days....

 

[nuno bo2no]

Where’s the fucking Womb Wizard when you need xym?

 

[Not a bee]

What is with Lolcow General and weird troll/PL shit?

 

[Waifu Days]

What is with Lolcow General and weird troll/PL shit?

We're not catching them in the wild fast enough so the lolcows are jumping in the boat.

 

[Butwhythough2]

This nigger comes to start a ruckus for a woman he's been e-dating for 5 months, and is ready to fight every mfer who dares sully his fair maiden's name. Like nigga you haven't even met her in real life. I'm a nice dude, I'll give you some advice, take your meds because you're sounding like Joe Rogan over here talking about astral projection, dmt, and little machine elves. I'm halfway expecting this nigga to start selling crystals, herbal supplements, and sensory deprivation tanks. Also have fun with the crazy BPD lady, she'll probably take your kidneys when you eventually meet up.

 

[Aljam]

The sigil backfired. The astral blowjob gave me an astral body rash.

 

[MySonDavid]

Make me

 

[Absurdity]

The thing is, OP has made me think seriously about my life choices. I feel like I should have held out and figured some way to get my parents to fund my Edgelord training at Kiwi U. All I have to show for myself is a lousy Gun Repair diploma and Sally Struther's autograph.

An extra 1k a month with free room & board and no job? Of course I'm spending it all on the Farms!

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

How come the thread is still not locked?

@Null on rdrama each user has the ability to delete threads. Why am I unable to do that here?

Also when you told me the lolcow general was the place for my post you did not tell me that it would be up forever. I wouldn't mind this thread being up if these people were reasonable, but they aren't reasonable in the slightest. I didn't actually send the machine elves after anyone yet, but if my thread is not taken down by the time I wake up I will no longer hold back. You should also know that the reason CarpathianFlorist is missing because he slighted me. I am nothing but reasonable to people who are reasonable back, but even I have my limits. Worst yet I am still banned from Elaine's thread. Does a person's word mean nothing to you? I am sorry it had to come to this, I promise you it brings me no pleasure.